On 2/1/18 5:00 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Thursday, February 1, 2018 at 1:29:26 PM UTC-6, Oren wrote:
On Thu, 01 Feb 2018 13:52:14 -0500, micky
wrote:

Woman with emotional-support peacock tries to board United flight

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video...=.ca048beb578d

I plan to take a flight from this airport, Newark, later this month, and
I think I will tell the persons at the counter and the gate:

"I understand that if I request one, you will provide an emotional
support peacock." I'll see if I can get a laugh out of them.

It's not easy to do. My mother used to try and rarely succeeded.

Just tell the service agents you are a liberal from Baltimore. They
will fall down, roll around on the floor; then give you an emotional
support lolly-pop. Pick your color.

Snowflakes on the east coast need help.


Get a Negro American friend to be your "Emotional Support Negro". Have a vest made with "Service Negro" printed on it and see if you can get a free seat on the plane for your Negro friend. It's the kind of prank I'd pull and make a YouTube video if I was able to. To fight absurd policies, you must out-absurd the idiots promoting the codswallop. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Annoyed Monster

Another option might be one's emotional support Smith & Wesson...

--
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded emotional and sexual maturity."
- Sigmund Freud