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Leather dresses
Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress ,a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, And he begins to think totally irrationally. Ever stop to wonder why ? Well, it's easy .... She smells like a new car !!! -- Bod |
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On 11/14/2017 01:00 AM, Bod wrote:
Did You Know This About Leather Dresses? Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress ,a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, And he begins to think totally irrationally. Ever stop to wonder why ? Well, it's easy .... She smells like a new car !!! Or an new holster. :-) |
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****** Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL), the Sociopathic Attention Whore
On Tue, 14 Nov 2017 11:13:53 -0000, Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson"),
the pathological attention whore of all the uk ngs, blathered again: On Tue, 14 Nov 2017 09:00:23 -0000, Bod wrote: Did You Know This About Leather Dresses? Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress ,a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, And he begins to think totally irrationally. Ever stop to wonder why ? Well, it's easy .... She smells like a new car !!! You have to change car to truck for an American group. They think large cars are called trucks. Driveling idiot! -- More of Birdbrain Macaw's (now "James Wilkinson" LOL) notorious sociopathic BULL****: "How come England has a Scotland Yard but Scotland doesn't have an England Yard? Are the English no good as cops so they import them from up here?" MID: |
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On 11/14/2017 03:13 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 14 Nov 2017 09:00:23 -0000, Bod wrote: Did You Know This About Leather Dresses? Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress ,a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, And he begins to think totally irrationally. Ever stop to wonder why ? Well, it's easy .... She smells like a new car !!! You have to change car to truck for an American group.* They think large cars are called trucks. Hi James, You have a point there. When Brits say cars, you should change it to golf carts so we Yanks understand what you are talking about. Sometimes we refer to small, cramped cars as "beer cans" too. :-) -T |
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