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Bod[_3_] November 14th 17 09:00 AM

Leather dresses
 
Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress ,a man's heart beats
quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, And he begins
to think totally irrationally.

Ever stop to wonder why ?

Well, it's easy ....

She smells like a new car !!!

--
Bod

T[_6_] November 14th 17 09:57 AM

Leather dresses
 
On 11/14/2017 01:00 AM, Bod wrote:
Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress ,a man's heart beats
quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, And he begins
to think totally irrationally.

Ever stop to wonder why ?

Well, it's easy ....

She smells like a new car !!!


Or an new holster.

:-)



Peeler[_2_] November 14th 17 11:25 AM

Wanker Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL), the Sociopathic Attention Whore
 
On Tue, 14 Nov 2017 11:13:53 -0000, Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson"),
the pathological attention whore of all the uk ngs, blathered again:

On Tue, 14 Nov 2017 09:00:23 -0000, Bod wrote:

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress ,a man's heart beats
quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, And he begins
to think totally irrationally.

Ever stop to wonder why ?

Well, it's easy ....

She smells like a new car !!!


You have to change car to truck for an American group. They think large
cars are called trucks.


Driveling idiot!

--
More of Birdbrain Macaw's (now "James Wilkinson" LOL) notorious sociopathic
BULL****:
"How come England has a Scotland Yard but Scotland doesn't have an England
Yard? Are the English no good as cops so they import them from up here?"
MID:

T[_6_] November 14th 17 10:18 PM

Leather dresses
 
On 11/14/2017 03:13 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 14 Nov 2017 09:00:23 -0000, Bod wrote:

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress ,a man's heart beats
quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, And he begins
to think totally irrationally.

Ever stop to wonder why ?

Well, it's easy ....

She smells like a new car !!!


You have to change car to truck for an American group.* They think large
cars are called trucks.


Hi James,

You have a point there. When Brits say cars, you should change
it to golf carts so we Yanks understand what you are talking about.
Sometimes we refer to small, cramped cars as "beer cans" too.

:-)

-T


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