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IF YOU MET THIS GIRL AT A BAR
And she claimed to be the Virgin Mary....
Would you do her? |
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IF YOU MET THIS GIRL AT A BAR
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Checkmate! In article , says... And she claimed to be the Virgin Mary.... Would you do her? You meant to boldly go where no man has (allegedly) gone before? -- Another hand-crafted post from... Checkmate Usenet author, poet, comedian, and philosopher. Copyright © 2017 all rights reserved Please visit me at alt.checkmate, the new go-to group for the discerning troll... In loving memory of The Battle Kitten May 2010-February 12, 2017 |
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On 5/20/2017 8:57 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by Checkmate! In article , says... And she claimed to be the Virgin Mary.... Would you do her? You meant to boldly go where no man has (allegedly) gone before? According to the lore, Jesus was Mary's illegitimate ******* child from a Roman soldier. |
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IF YOU MET THIS GIRL AT A BAR
odwalla street was made
"Colonel Edmund J. Burke" wrote in message ... And she claimed to be the Virgin Mary.... Would you do her? |
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On 21/05/17 02:37, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 5/20/2017 8:57 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by Checkmate! In article , says... And she claimed to be the Virgin Mary.... Would you do her? I don't care who she claimed to be. She is entitled to be left alone. She is a person, not a thing. Love and sex are very different things. "Thou shalt not covet..." The American idea that "every man needs sex" got disproved. A neatly dressed woman stood on a sidewalk and offered herself to every man who came past, while a woman in hiding wrote down the answers. Very few took up her offer. Many thought she was crazy. You meant to boldly go where no man has (allegedly) gone before? According to the lore, Jesus was Mary's illegitimate ******* child from a Roman soldier. He raped her -- "what every girl wants." They even know the name of the soldier. That is one of several theories. According to "the Christian Agnostic" her uncle Zechariah, John's father, could have been her father. She spent 3 months at their house after the Annunciation. Nobody knows for sure. It doesn't matter. What matters is who Jesus was. Doug. |
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On 22/05/17 04:37, Doug Laidlaw wrote:
According to "the Christian Agnostic" her uncle Zechariah, John's father, could have been her father. Of course I meant "could have been Jesus' father." This author claims that it was common for peasant women to sleep with a priest. It was called "being overshadowed by God." The only authority for the Virgin Birth is Luke, who was a contemporary of St Paul, and Paul was "a young man" at the stoning of Stephen. Luke wasn't around at the time, and his narrative is full of unlikely events, ones that he thought suitable for the Son of God. There are angels in his other book, Acts, as well. Doug. |
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"Doug Laidlaw" wrote in message news On 22/05/17 04:37, Doug Laidlaw wrote: According to "the Christian Agnostic" her uncle Zechariah, John's father, could have been her father. Of course I meant "could have been Jesus' father." This author claims that it was common for peasant women to sleep with a priest. It was called "being overshadowed by God." The only authority for the Virgin Birth is Luke, who was a contemporary of St Paul, and Paul was "a young man" at the stoning of Stephen. Luke wasn't around at the time, and his narrative is full of unlikely events, ones that he thought suitable for the Son of God. There are angels in his other book, Acts, as well. Doug. there is a girl in one church I thought of, sitting next to me |
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Doug Laidlaw
news alt.home.repair, wrote: It doesn't matter. What matters is who Jesus was. He was a man, a rebel (depending on your POV) that various people have abused since his death to keep the sheeple in line. "Do this, or you're hell bound!" "I came to save you" - pure nonsense. If he were alive today, I doubt he'd aprove of his memory being abused in such a way. -- I would like to apologize for not having offended you yet. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly. |
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meant to be boldly
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