On Tuesday, November 15, 2016 at 2:22:46 PM UTC-6, ZZyXX wrote:
On 11/15/16 5:15 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, November 14, 2016 at 3:07:29 PM UTC-6, ZZyXX wrote:
On 11/12/16 9:16 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
I have no biological children

no surprise there


but Dogma, my 6 pound beast loves scraps.
He stands in a plate to lick it clean and the barking rat gets food all
over
his paws. My brother is taking care of him for me and brought him by for
a visit last week.
I think the little terror like human food scraps better than dog food.
He also wants to
know why you're so infatuated with me.ヽ(ヅ)ノ

your dog talks to you?

He's much more intelligent than you are.

so that's a yes

Well, you've never talked to me. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

He has talents you lack.
For instance, can you lick your genitals? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

obsessed with genitals, wow you are the poster child for conservatives


Heck, EOAM you are a dick. I can label you too amateur troll. ;-)

Dance for me little EOAM. ＼(^o^)�

[8~{} Uncle Amused Monster

On 16/11/2016 07:05, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Tuesday, November 15, 2016 at 2:22:46 PM UTC-6, ZZyXX wrote:
On 11/15/16 5:15 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, November 14, 2016 at 3:07:29 PM UTC-6, ZZyXX wrote:
On 11/12/16 9:16 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
I have no biological children

no surprise there


but Dogma, my 6 pound beast loves scraps.
He stands in a plate to lick it clean and the barking rat gets food all
over
his paws. My brother is taking care of him for me and brought him by for
a visit last week.
I think the little terror like human food scraps better than dog food.
He also wants to
know why you're so infatuated with me.ヽ(ヅ)ノ

your dog talks to you?

He's much more intelligent than you are.

so that's a yes

Well, you've never talked to me. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

He has talents you lack.
For instance, can you lick your genitals? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

obsessed with genitals, wow you are the poster child for conservatives


Heck, EOAM you are a dick. I can label you too amateur troll. ;-)

Dance for me little EOAM. ＼(^o^)�

[8~{} Uncle Amused Monster

Naked?

On Wednesday, November 16, 2016 at 1:08:04 AM UTC-6, Bod wrote:
On 16/11/2016 07:05, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Tuesday, November 15, 2016 at 2:22:46 PM UTC-6, ZZyXX wrote:
On 11/15/16 5:15 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, November 14, 2016 at 3:07:29 PM UTC-6, ZZyXX wrote:
On 11/12/16 9:16 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
I have no biological children

no surprise there

but Dogma, my 6 pound beast loves scraps.
He stands in a plate to lick it clean and the barking rat gets food all
over
his paws. My brother is taking care of him for me and brought him by for
a visit last week.
I think the little terror like human food scraps better than dog food.
He also wants to
know why you're so infatuated with me.ヽ(ヅ)ノ

your dog talks to you?

He's much more intelligent than you are.

so that's a yes

Well, you've never talked to me. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

He has talents you lack.
For instance, can you lick your genitals? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

obsessed with genitals, wow you are the poster child for conservatives

Heck, EOAM you are a dick. I can label you too amateur troll. ;-)

Dance for me little EOAM. ＼(^o^)�

[8~{} Uncle Amused Monster

Naked?


What? Me or he/she/it? ヽ(^o^)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Wheeled Monster

On 16/11/2016 07:28, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, November 16, 2016 at 1:08:04 AM UTC-6, Bod wrote:
On 16/11/2016 07:05, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Tuesday, November 15, 2016 at 2:22:46 PM UTC-6, ZZyXX wrote:
On 11/15/16 5:15 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, November 14, 2016 at 3:07:29 PM UTC-6, ZZyXX wrote:
On 11/12/16 9:16 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
I have no biological children

no surprise there

but Dogma, my 6 pound beast loves scraps.
He stands in a plate to lick it clean and the barking rat gets food all
over
his paws. My brother is taking care of him for me and brought him by for
a visit last week.
I think the little terror like human food scraps better than dog food.
He also wants to
know why you're so infatuated with me.ヽ(ヅ)ノ

your dog talks to you?

He's much more intelligent than you are.

so that's a yes

Well, you've never talked to me. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

He has talents you lack.
For instance, can you lick your genitals? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

obsessed with genitals, wow you are the poster child for conservatives

Heck, EOAM you are a dick. I can label you too amateur troll. ;-)

Dance for me little EOAM. ＼(^o^)�

[8~{} Uncle Amused Monster

Naked?


What? Me or he/she/it? ヽ(^o^)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Wheeled Monster

Your choice ;-)

On Wednesday, November 16, 2016 at 1:30:31 AM UTC-6, Bod wrote:
On 16/11/2016 07:28, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, November 16, 2016 at 1:08:04 AM UTC-6, Bod wrote:
On 16/11/2016 07:05, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Tuesday, November 15, 2016 at 2:22:46 PM UTC-6, ZZyXX wrote:
On 11/15/16 5:15 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, November 14, 2016 at 3:07:29 PM UTC-6, ZZyXX wrote:
On 11/12/16 9:16 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
I have no biological children

no surprise there

but Dogma, my 6 pound beast loves scraps.
He stands in a plate to lick it clean and the barking rat gets food all
over
his paws. My brother is taking care of him for me and brought him by for
a visit last week.
I think the little terror like human food scraps better than dog food.
He also wants to
know why you're so infatuated with me.ヽ(ヅ)ノ

your dog talks to you?

He's much more intelligent than you are.

so that's a yes

Well, you've never talked to me. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

He has talents you lack.
For instance, can you lick your genitals? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

obsessed with genitals, wow you are the poster child for conservatives

Heck, EOAM you are a dick. I can label you too amateur troll. ;-)

Dance for me little EOAM. ＼(^o^)�

[8~{} Uncle Amused Monster

Naked?

What? Me or he/she/it? ヽ(^o^)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Wheeled Monster

Your choice ;-)


Well I could disrobe and spin around in my wheelchair but I won't be doing any prancing around until I get new knees. Even then, I doubt I'll be doing any pirouettes. I don't think I can find a leotard and tutu in my size anyway.(ヅ)

[8~{} Uncle Gimpy Monster

On 16/11/2016 07:42, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, November 16, 2016 at 1:30:31 AM UTC-6, Bod wrote:
On 16/11/2016 07:28, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, November 16, 2016 at 1:08:04 AM UTC-6, Bod wrote:
On 16/11/2016 07:05, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Tuesday, November 15, 2016 at 2:22:46 PM UTC-6, ZZyXX wrote:
On 11/15/16 5:15 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, November 14, 2016 at 3:07:29 PM UTC-6, ZZyXX wrote:
On 11/12/16 9:16 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
I have no biological children

no surprise there

but Dogma, my 6 pound beast loves scraps.
He stands in a plate to lick it clean and the barking rat gets food all
over
his paws. My brother is taking care of him for me and brought him by for
a visit last week.
I think the little terror like human food scraps better than dog food.
He also wants to
know why you're so infatuated with me.ヽ(ヅ)ノ

your dog talks to you?

He's much more intelligent than you are.

so that's a yes

Well, you've never talked to me. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

He has talents you lack.
For instance, can you lick your genitals? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

obsessed with genitals, wow you are the poster child for conservatives

Heck, EOAM you are a dick. I can label you too amateur troll. ;-)

Dance for me little EOAM. ＼(^o^)�

[8~{} Uncle Amused Monster

Naked?

What? Me or he/she/it? ヽ(^o^)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Wheeled Monster

Your choice ;-)


Well I could disrobe and spin around in my wheelchair but I won't be doing any prancing around until I get new knees. Even then, I doubt I'll be doing any pirouettes. I don't think I can find a leotard and tutu in my size anyway.(ヅ)

[8~{} Uncle Gimpy Monster

Lol.

On 11/16/2016 1:42 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, November 16, 2016 at 1:30:31 AM UTC-6, Bod wrote:
On 16/11/2016 07:28, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, November 16, 2016 at 1:08:04 AM UTC-6, Bod wrote:
On 16/11/2016 07:05, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Tuesday, November 15, 2016 at 2:22:46 PM UTC-6, ZZyXX wrote:
On 11/15/16 5:15 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, November 14, 2016 at 3:07:29 PM UTC-6, ZZyXX wrote:
On 11/12/16 9:16 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
I have no biological children

no surprise there

but Dogma, my 6 pound beast loves scraps.
He stands in a plate to lick it clean and the barking rat gets food all
over
his paws. My brother is taking care of him for me and brought him by for
a visit last week.
I think the little terror like human food scraps better than dog food.
He also wants to
know why you're so infatuated with me.ヽ(ヅ)ノ

your dog talks to you?

He's much more intelligent than you are.

so that's a yes

Well, you've never talked to me. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

He has talents you lack.
For instance, can you lick your genitals? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

obsessed with genitals, wow you are the poster child for conservatives

Heck, EOAM you are a dick. I can label you too amateur troll. ;-)

Dance for me little EOAM. ＼(^o^)�

[8~{} Uncle Amused Monster

Naked?

What? Me or he/she/it? ヽ(^o^)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Wheeled Monster

Your choice ;-)


Well I could disrobe and spin around in my wheelchair but I won't be doing any prancing around until I get new knees. Even then, I doubt I'll be doing any pirouettes. I don't think I can find a leotard and tutu in my size anyway.(ヅ)

[8~{} Uncle Gimpy Monster


Hey, if you're in the market, I used to make costumes at the ballet! ;-)

--
Maggie

On Wednesday, November 16, 2016 at 12:30:39 PM UTC-6, Muggles wrote:
On 11/16/2016 1:42 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, November 16, 2016 at 1:30:31 AM UTC-6, Bod wrote:
On 16/11/2016 07:28, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, November 16, 2016 at 1:08:04 AM UTC-6, Bod wrote:
On 16/11/2016 07:05, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Tuesday, November 15, 2016 at 2:22:46 PM UTC-6, ZZyXX wrote:
On 11/15/16 5:15 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, November 14, 2016 at 3:07:29 PM UTC-6, ZZyXX wrote:
On 11/12/16 9:16 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
I have no biological children

no surprise there

but Dogma, my 6 pound beast loves scraps.
He stands in a plate to lick it clean and the barking rat gets food all
over
his paws. My brother is taking care of him for me and brought him by for
a visit last week.
I think the little terror like human food scraps better than dog food.
He also wants to
know why you're so infatuated with me.ヽ(ヅ)ノ

your dog talks to you?

He's much more intelligent than you are.

so that's a yes

Well, you've never talked to me. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

He has talents you lack.
For instance, can you lick your genitals? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

obsessed with genitals, wow you are the poster child for conservatives

Heck, EOAM you are a dick. I can label you too amateur troll. ;-)

Dance for me little EOAM. ＼(^o^)�

[8~{} Uncle Amused Monster

Naked?

What? Me or he/she/it? ヽ(^o^)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Wheeled Monster

Your choice ;-)

Well I could disrobe and spin around in my wheelchair but I won't be doing any prancing around until I get new knees. Even then, I doubt I'll be doing any pirouettes. I don't think I can find a leotard and tutu in my size anyway.(ヅ)

[8~{} Uncle Gimpy Monster

Hey, if you're in the market, I used to make costumes at the ballet! ;-)
--
Maggie


The problem would be the tutu getting caught in the wheels of my wheelchair.. I'll just turn it over the The Ballerina Monsters. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

http://mounthawthornps.wa.edu.au/the-ballerina-monster/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc0yiAo6EXY

[8~{} Uncle Ballerina Monster

On 11/16/2016 1:59 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, November 16, 2016 at 12:30:39 PM UTC-6, Muggles wrote:
On 11/16/2016 1:42 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, November 16, 2016 at 1:30:31 AM UTC-6, Bod wrote:
On 16/11/2016 07:28, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, November 16, 2016 at 1:08:04 AM UTC-6, Bod wrote:
On 16/11/2016 07:05, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Tuesday, November 15, 2016 at 2:22:46 PM UTC-6, ZZyXX wrote:
On 11/15/16 5:15 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, November 14, 2016 at 3:07:29 PM UTC-6, ZZyXX wrote:
On 11/12/16 9:16 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
I have no biological children

no surprise there

but Dogma, my 6 pound beast loves scraps.
He stands in a plate to lick it clean and the barking rat gets food all
over
his paws. My brother is taking care of him for me and brought him by for
a visit last week.
I think the little terror like human food scraps better than dog food.
He also wants to
know why you're so infatuated with me.ヽ(ヅ)ノ

your dog talks to you?

He's much more intelligent than you are.

so that's a yes

Well, you've never talked to me. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

He has talents you lack.
For instance, can you lick your genitals? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

obsessed with genitals, wow you are the poster child for conservatives

Heck, EOAM you are a dick. I can label you too amateur troll. ;-)

Dance for me little EOAM. ＼(^o^)�

[8~{} Uncle Amused Monster

Naked?

What? Me or he/she/it? ヽ(^o^)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Wheeled Monster

Your choice ;-)

Well I could disrobe and spin around in my wheelchair but I won't be doing any prancing around until I get new knees. Even then, I doubt I'll be doing any pirouettes. I don't think I can find a leotard and tutu in my size anyway.(ヅ)

[8~{} Uncle Gimpy Monster

Hey, if you're in the market, I used to make costumes at the ballet! ;-)
--
Maggie


The problem would be the tutu getting caught in the wheels of my wheelchair. I'll just turn it over the The Ballerina Monsters. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

http://mounthawthornps.wa.edu.au/the-ballerina-monster/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc0yiAo6EXY

[8~{} Uncle Ballerina Monster


OK then... thought I'd offer. smile

--
Maggie

On 11/15/16 11:05 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
He's much more intelligent than you are.

so that's a yes

Well, you've never talked to me. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

He has talents you lack.
For instance, can you lick your genitals? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

obsessed with genitals, wow you are the poster child for conservatives

Heck, EOAM you are a dick. I can label you too amateur troll. ;-)


still obsessed with genitals, you can get meds for that


Dance for me little EOAM. ＼(^o^)�

[8~{} Uncle Amused Monster

On 11/16/2016 12:59 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
The problem would be the tutu getting caught in the wheels of my wheelchair. I'll just turn it over the The Ballerina Monsters.

Watch the scarves too, Isadora.

On Wednesday, November 16, 2016 at 9:33:50 PM UTC-6, rbowman wrote:
On 11/16/2016 12:59 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
The problem would be the tutu getting caught in the wheels of my wheelchair. I'll just turn it over the The Ballerina Monsters.

Watch the scarves too, Isadora.

I've never worn a scarf. I even knew the reference without looking it up. No matter how talented the woman was in one area, she was really stupid in another area. Her death was a real tragedy. (~_~)

http://www.history.com/this-day-in-h...n-car-accident

[8~{} Uncle Rolling Monster

On Wednesday, November 16, 2016 at 7:06:12 PM UTC-6, ZZyXX wrote:
On 11/15/16 11:05 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
He's much more intelligent than you are.

so that's a yes

Well, you've never talked to me. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

He has talents you lack.
For instance, can you lick your genitals? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

obsessed with genitals, wow you are the poster child for conservatives

Heck, EOAM you are a dick. I can label you too amateur troll. ;-)

still obsessed with genitals, you can get meds for that


I'll bet mine are bigger than yours if you even have any. My dang hydrocele has returned. I must go back to the urologist and get it fixed again. Your obsession with me is really hysterically funny. I think you should nymshift again in order to show some imagination. I can't wait to see your next troll attempt. Dance for me little EOAM, dance your little troll heart out. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Swollen Monster

On 11/16/16 10:45 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
still obsessed with genitals, you can get meds for that

I'll bet mine are bigger than yours if you even have any.
My dang hydrocele has returned. I must go back to the urologist and get it
fixed again. Your obsession with me is really hysterically funny.
I think you should nymshift again in order to show some imagination.
I can't wait to see your next troll attempt. Dance for me little EOAM,
dance your little troll heart out. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Swollen Monster


still obsessed with genitals, you can get meds for that

On Friday, November 18, 2016 at 8:36:30 PM UTC-6, ZZyXX wrote:
On 11/16/16 10:45 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
still obsessed with genitals, you can get meds for that

I'll bet mine are bigger than yours if you even have any.
My dang hydrocele has returned. I must go back to the urologist and get it
fixed again. Your obsession with me is really hysterically funny.
I think you should nymshift again in order to show some imagination.
I can't wait to see your next troll attempt. Dance for me little EOAM,
dance your little troll heart out. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Swollen Monster

still obsessed with genitals, you can get meds for that


EOAM, you'd be obsessed with your genitals too if you sat on and crushed them every time you moved from one seat to another! Keep dancing little troll, it amuses me. Dammit! I crushed my nuts again! I need a nut bra. ヽ(à²*_à²*)ノ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6Xaa6R9rGA

[8~{} Uncle Testis Monster

On Fri, 18 Nov 2016 21:50:35 -0800 (PST), Uncle Monster
wrote:

On Friday, November 18, 2016 at 8:36:30 PM UTC-6, ZZyXX wrote:
On 11/16/16 10:45 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
still obsessed with genitals, you can get meds for that

I'll bet mine are bigger than yours if you even have any.
My dang hydrocele has returned. I must go back to the urologist and get it
fixed again. Your obsession with me is really hysterically funny.
I think you should nymshift again in order to show some imagination.
I can't wait to see your next troll attempt. Dance for me little EOAM,
dance your little troll heart out. ?(•?•)?

[8~{} Uncle Swollen Monster

still obsessed with genitals, you can get meds for that


EOAM, you'd be obsessed with your genitals too if you sat on and crushed them every time
you moved from one seat to another! Keep dancing little troll, it amuses me. Dammit! I crushed
my nuts again! I need a nut bra. ?(?_?)?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6Xaa6R9rGA

WOW ! It really works !
I'll recommend it to my patients. Do you have an Amazon link ?
[]'s

[8~{} Uncle Testis Monster
--
Don't be evil - Google 2004
We have a new policy - Google 2012

On 11/18/16 9:50 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
still obsessed with genitals, you can get meds for that

EOAM, you'd be obsessed with your genitals too if you sat on and crushed

them every time you moved from one seat to another!


no, I'd use the medical benefits that you have...what's the matter,
afraid of doctors?


Keep dancing little troll,

it amuses me. Dammit! I crushed my nuts again! I need a nut bra. ヽ(à²*_à²*)ノ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6Xaa6R9rGA

On Saturday, November 19, 2016 at 2:25:49 PM UTC-6, ZZyXX wrote:
On 11/18/16 9:50 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
still obsessed with genitals, you can get meds for that

EOAM, you'd be obsessed with your genitals too if you sat on and crushed

them every time you moved from one seat to another!

no, I'd use the medical benefits that you have...what's the matter,
afraid of doctors?


I've been to a urologist several times. I must get a referral from the center's physician in order to see the urologist again. The first urologist, using a large bore needle, drained a pint of fluid from the hydrocele that had caused my left family jewel to swell to the size of a baseball. The swelling came back and I had surgery to have a drain over-sewn into the membrane to allow fluid to drain. The drain became blocked and my left jewel swelled to the size of a large baked potato. I squeezed it hard a few times a day and it finally shrank back to normal. I suppose the squeeze dislodged whatever tissue was blocking the drain in the membrane. That was a year ago but now the swelling is back so I have to get another referral to see a urologist. A medical transport van with a wheelchair lift will come to pick me up for my trip to a clinic. Me and the drivers get down to the music on the radio when I tell them to turn it up. On my last trip we were singing along to Cool And The Gang and TLC playing on the oldies urban music FM station. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYm1HsiTAdk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU9jIyq_5BM

[8~{} Uncle Swollen Monster