On Wednesday, November 16, 2016 at 12:30:39 PM UTC-6, Muggles wrote:
On 11/16/2016 1:42 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, November 16, 2016 at 1:30:31 AM UTC-6, Bod wrote:
On 16/11/2016 07:28, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, November 16, 2016 at 1:08:04 AM UTC-6, Bod wrote:
On 16/11/2016 07:05, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Tuesday, November 15, 2016 at 2:22:46 PM UTC-6, ZZyXX wrote:
On 11/15/16 5:15 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, November 14, 2016 at 3:07:29 PM UTC-6, ZZyXX wrote:
On 11/12/16 9:16 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
I have no biological children

no surprise there

but Dogma, my 6 pound beast loves scraps.
He stands in a plate to lick it clean and the barking rat gets food all
over
his paws. My brother is taking care of him for me and brought him by for
a visit last week.
I think the little terror like human food scraps better than dog food.
He also wants to
know why you're so infatuated with me.ヽ(ヅ)ノ

your dog talks to you?

He's much more intelligent than you are.

so that's a yes

Well, you've never talked to me. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

He has talents you lack.
For instance, can you lick your genitals? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

obsessed with genitals, wow you are the poster child for conservatives

Heck, EOAM you are a dick. I can label you too amateur troll. ;-)

Dance for me little EOAM. ＼(^o^)／

[8~{} Uncle Amused Monster

Naked?

What? Me or he/she/it? ヽ(^o^)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Wheeled Monster

Your choice ;-)

Well I could disrobe and spin around in my wheelchair but I won't be doing any prancing around until I get new knees. Even then, I doubt I'll be doing any pirouettes. I don't think I can find a leotard and tutu in my size anyway.(ヅ)

[8~{} Uncle Gimpy Monster

Hey, if you're in the market, I used to make costumes at the ballet! ;-)
--
Maggie


The problem would be the tutu getting caught in the wheels of my wheelchair.. I'll just turn it over the The Ballerina Monsters. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

http://mounthawthornps.wa.edu.au/the-ballerina-monster/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc0yiAo6EXY

[8~{} Uncle Ballerina Monster