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HELP - COPS AT MY DOOR
huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh????????
do they have a warrant?? get out & run wrote in message ... HELP - EMERGENCY - CRISIS - DISASTER The cops are trying to bust down my door. I guess they must have seen me robbing the pharmacy. I just swallowed all 50 bottles off the drugs I stold, but the cops are still trying to get in. How can I reinforce the door to keep them out? I got hammer, saw, nails, screws, wood, a shotgun that wont fire, and a steal beam. HELP - This is an EMERGENCY.... Reply Fast please !!!! --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.541 / Virus Database: 335 - Release Date: 11/14/2003 |
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HELP - COPS AT MY DOOR
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... HELP - EMERGENCY - CRISIS - DISASTER The cops are trying to bust down my door. I guess they must have seen me robbing the pharmacy. I just swallowed all 50 bottles off the drugs I stold, but the cops are still trying to get in. How can I reinforce the door to keep them out? I got hammer, saw, nails, screws, wood, a shotgun that wont fire, and a steal beam. HELP - This is an EMERGENCY.... Reply Fast please !!!! Swing the steal beam at the cops, the beam will steal the cops and your biggest problem will go away. Then get the barrel from the shotgun, stuff it down your throat and flush your stomach. If you are really fast swinging and stuffing you may live to read the next posting. Cheers, EJ |
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HELP - COPS AT MY DOOR
Dont worry stormin them drugs will fix your problem forever
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HELP - COPS AT MY DOOR
drywall the hell out of that door. use 5/8" drywall for extra fire
protection, in case they try to torch their way through. |
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HELP - COPS AT MY DOOR
Hey, dude, like chill out. It's just too much dope. Like drink some Pepto
Bismol, and go lay down and turn out the light, dude, you'll feel better in the morning. I had a bad trip like that one time on acid and it was awful. I had to crawl under the bed and sleep for days and days. I woke up hungry and all I had to eat were these brownies you know man, and it was like I was eating pages out of the phone book man you know. -- Christopher A. Young Learn More about Jesus www.lds.org www.mormons.com wrote in message ... HELP - EMERGENCY - CRISIS - DISASTER The cops are trying to bust down my door. I guess they must have seen me robbing the pharmacy. I just swallowed all 50 bottles off the drugs I stold, but the cops are still trying to get in. How can I reinforce the door to keep them out? I got hammer, saw, nails, screws, wood, a shotgun that wont fire, and a steal beam. HELP - This is an EMERGENCY.... Reply Fast please !!!! |
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HELP - COPS AT MY DOOR
Different pile of dung same Jackass. ..................... Art's Lincoln Logs, Paul Bunyan would be proud. |
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HELP - COPS AT MY DOOR
Should I increase my dose?
-- Ara "mark Ransley" wrote in message ... Dont worry stormin them drugs will fix your problem forever |
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