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Stormin Mormonn
 
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Default HELP - COPS AT MY DOOR

Hey, dude, like chill out. It's just too much dope. Like drink some Pepto
Bismol, and go lay down and turn out the light, dude, you'll feel better in
the morning. I had a bad trip like that one time on acid and it was awful. I
had to crawl under the bed and sleep for days and days. I woke up hungry and
all I had to eat were these brownies you know man, and it was like I was
eating pages out of the phone book man you know.

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HELP - EMERGENCY - CRISIS - DISASTER

The cops are trying to bust down my door. I guess they must have seen
me robbing the pharmacy. I just swallowed all 50 bottles off the
drugs I stold, but the cops are still trying to get in. How can I
reinforce the door to keep them out? I got hammer, saw, nails,
screws, wood, a shotgun that wont fire, and a steal beam. HELP - This
is an EMERGENCY....

Reply Fast please !!!!