If your Doctor uses Harbor Freight tools to do your heart transplant, be
sure to order a coffin first. Just make sure the coffin was not built
with Harbor Freight tools!

On 2/21/2016 6:57 AM, wrote:
If your Doctor uses Harbor Freight tools to do your heart transplant, be
sure to order a coffin first. Just make sure the coffin was not built
with Harbor Freight tools!


There is a certain comic value to this. However,
surgical tools used to be made in Switzerland,
and then later Pakistan made a lot of tools.
Would not surprise me to find out that most
surgeons use Chinese made tools, these days.

Does a Harbor Freight moyel take 20% off?

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On 02/21/2016 05:57 AM, wrote:
If your Doctor uses Harbor Freight tools to do your heart transplant, be
sure to order a coffin first. Just make sure the coffin was not built
with Harbor Freight tools!





Don't buy one of those cheap coffins, be sure to get a lifetime guarantee.

If your Doctor uses Harbor Freight tools to do your heart transplant, be
sure to order a coffin first. Just make sure the coffin was not built
with Harbor Freight tools!



I'd choose Lee Valley tools for my innards ....

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/repor...ticle25582500/

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On 2/21/2016 3:57 AM, wrote:
If your Doctor uses Harbor Freight tools to do your heart transplant, be
sure to order a coffin first. Just make sure the coffin was not built
with Harbor Freight tools!


We don't have 'coffins' in this country, moron. They're called caskets.
Next time take time to research your topic.
LOL

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 2/21/2016 3:57 AM, wrote:
If your Doctor uses Harbor Freight tools to do your heart transplant, be
sure to order a coffin first. Just make sure the coffin was not built
with Harbor Freight tools!


We don't have 'coffins' in this country, moron. They're called caskets.
Next time take time to research your topic.
LOL


Who cares after one is dead?....

On Sun, 21 Feb 2016 05:57:42 -0600, wrote:

If your Doctor uses Harbor Freight tools to do your heart transplant, be
sure to order a coffin first. Just make sure the coffin was not built
with Harbor Freight tools!


What? If they put you in a bad coffin you won't be dead anymore?

On 2/21/2016 11:17 AM, wrote:
On Sun, 21 Feb 2016 05:57:42 -0600, wrote:

If your Doctor uses Harbor Freight tools to do your heart transplant, be
sure to order a coffin first. Just make sure the coffin was not built
with Harbor Freight tools!

What? If they put you in a bad coffin you won't be dead anymore?
Harbor Freight hand tools come with a 'lifetime warranty'.
Yeh, I know what that means.
But now I'm starting to wonder what that really means.

On Sunday, February 21, 2016 at 7:54:30 PM UTC-5, Jan Alter wrote:
On 2/21/2016 11:17 AM, wrote:
On Sun, 21 Feb 2016 05:57:42 -0600, wrote:

If your Doctor uses Harbor Freight tools to do your heart transplant, be
sure to order a coffin first. Just make sure the coffin was not built
with Harbor Freight tools!

What? If they put you in a bad coffin you won't be dead anymore?
Harbor Freight hand tools come with a 'lifetime warranty'.
Yeh, I know what that means.
But now I'm starting to wonder what that really means.


I worked for harbor freight for awhile. till my bad knee got too painful and i couldnt walk, so i quit.

we had some customers bring in some old abused tools...

they were replaced for free with manager approval. as long as they had a lifetime warranty, they got a new one

harbor freight has some good buys, if your a occasional user

On Sun, 21 Feb 2016 19:32:42 -0800 (PST), bob haller
wrote:


I worked for harbor freight for awhile. till my bad knee got
too painful and i couldnt walk, so i quit.

we had some customers bring in some old abused tools...

they were replaced for free with manager approval. as long as
they had a lifetime warranty, they got a new one

harbor freight has some good buys, if your a occasional user

And their electrical stuff barely has a warranty, and it's all crap.
I returned an electrical item to HF, which was a little over a year old.
It was not abused or even used much. It simply failed for no reason.
I was told that it could not be returned, because the warranty expired
after something like 30 or 60 days. However, if I 'HAD' bought their
extended warranty (which cost almost as much as the item itself), it
would be warranteed for (I think it was) 2 years.

Thats the last time I even walked into one of their stores. HF sells
GARBAGE !!! I'll never buy their crap again!

A "Good buy" is buying day old bread which is still perfectly edible.
Not buying tools that should last decades, but only last a year or less,
under normal use.

On 2/22/2016 1:00 AM, wrote:

And their electrical stuff barely has a warranty, and it's all crap.
I returned an electrical item to HF, which was a little over a year old.
It was not abused or even used much. It simply failed for no reason.
I was told that it could not be returned, because the warranty expired
after something like 30 or 60 days. However, if I 'HAD' bought their
extended warranty (which cost almost as much as the item itself), it
would be warranteed for (I think it was) 2 years.

Thats the last time I even walked into one of their stores. HF sells
GARBAGE !!! I'll never buy their crap again!


Some of their stuff is crap, but some (mostly non-powered) is identical
to name brand stuff selling for 3X the price. You have to be careful.
You also don't expect them to replace something out of warranty.. if it
fails, there is a reason even if you don't see it.

On Sun, 21 Feb 2016 11:17:11 -0500, wrote:

On Sun, 21 Feb 2016 05:57:42 -0600, wrote:

If your Doctor uses Harbor Freight tools to do your heart transplant, be
sure to order a coffin first. Just make sure the coffin was not built
with Harbor Freight tools!


What? If they put you in a bad coffin you won't be dead anymore?

No. You're still dead, you're dead body is just laying on the sidewalk
in front of the funeral parlor. When they were taking it out to the
hearse, and the bottom fell out of the coffin. Of course those with a
morbid mind will all be be holding up traffic so they can take photos
with their smartphones to post on facebook.

I suppose that could be considered the last bit of FAME for the
deceased. Even though they'll never know it! But the family and friends
of the deceased will all get to see their loved one laying in the dirt,
and have the opportunity to resend the photos to everyone they know.

With any luck, this could go viral and even become a top hit video on
Youtube.

On Sun, 21 Feb 2016 19:47:44 -0600, wrote:

On Sun, 21 Feb 2016 11:17:11 -0500, wrote:

On Sun, 21 Feb 2016 05:57:42 -0600, wrote:

If your Doctor uses Harbor Freight tools to do your heart transplant, be
sure to order a coffin first. Just make sure the coffin was not built
with Harbor Freight tools!


What? If they put you in a bad coffin you won't be dead anymore?

No. You're still dead, you're dead body is just laying on the sidewalk
in front of the funeral parlor. When they were taking it out to the
hearse, and the bottom fell out of the coffin. Of course those with a
morbid mind will all be be holding up traffic so they can take photos
with their smartphones to post on facebook.

I suppose that could be considered the last bit of FAME for the
deceased. Even though they'll never know it! But the family and friends
of the deceased will all get to see their loved one laying in the dirt,
and have the opportunity to resend the photos to everyone they know.

With any luck, this could go viral and even become a top hit video on
Youtube.


What and give up show business?

On Sun, 21 Feb 2016 11:17:11 -0500, wrote:

On Sun, 21 Feb 2016 05:57:42 -0600, wrote:

If your Doctor uses Harbor Freight tools to do your heart transplant, be
sure to order a coffin first. Just make sure the coffin was not built
with Harbor Freight tools!


What? If they put you in a bad coffin you won't be dead anymore?

I hope you know that you're always supposed to take a bath before dying.
If you fall out of the coffin, you'll get filthy again, and you wont be
able to take another bath. The worst possible thing would be to get
buried when you're dirty.....

On 02/23/2016 09:07 AM, wrote:

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I hope you know that you're always supposed to take a bath before dying.
If you fall out of the coffin, you'll get filthy again, and you wont be
able to take another bath. The worst possible thing would be to get
buried when you're dirty.....

This is true. Burial vaults are required by law to be lined with
antidirt (for testing and verification purposes). Antidirt will explode
violently on contact with ordinary dirt, releasing a lot of hungry zombies.

On Sunday,coffin kitd cost ? February 21, 2016 at 5:58:20 AM UTC-6, wrote:
If your Doctor uses Harbor Freight tools to do your heart transplant, be
sure to order a coffin first. Just make sure the coffin was not built
with Harbor Freight tools!

How much do those coffin kits cost ?

On 02/21/2016 11:38 PM, WWS TEXAS wrote:
On Sunday,coffin kitd cost ? February 21, 2016 at 5:58:20 AM UTC-6, wrote:
If your Doctor uses Harbor Freight tools to do your heart transplant, be
sure to order a coffin first. Just make sure the coffin was not built
with Harbor Freight tools!
How much do those coffin kits cost ?
http://www.northwoodscasket.com/build-your-own-coffin/