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On 8/26/2015 8:53 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 8/26/2015 9:29 PM, % wrote:

Antiques, this side.
Bric a brake, that side.

shake it till you brake it

BRAKING NEWS!

make an omelet break a few eggs

Take a brake, have a corfee.


breaker breaker channel 19


Nine pounds, you're walking. How do you copy
rubber ducky, over? Two in the grass past mile
post 347, west bound. Comb your hair driver,
and they are taking pictures. Shiny side
up good buddy, you can hammer down after about
350. Clean and green to the nickel city.


I'm a little surprised I actually understood that!


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On 8/27/2015 12:13 AM, Muggles wrote:
On 8/26/2015 8:53 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
Nine pounds, you're walking. How do you copy
rubber ducky, over? Two in the grass past mile
post 347, west bound. Comb your hair driver,
and they are taking pictures. Shiny side
up good buddy, you can hammer down after about
350. Clean and green to the nickel city.


I'm a little surprised I actually understood that!



In about 1982, I met a fellow on the CB, and we
had a lot of fun with CB slang. Years later, I
still was in contact with him. We had fun doing
CB talk at his home twenty, his old lady just
rolled her eyes, and wondered what we were saying,
come back?

Makes me wonder, like the old Indian Code Talkers,
if that could be useful some day?

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Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 8/27/2015 12:13 AM, Muggles wrote:
On 8/26/2015 8:53 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
Nine pounds, you're walking. How do you copy
rubber ducky, over? Two in the grass past mile
post 347, west bound. Comb your hair driver,
and they are taking pictures. Shiny side
up good buddy, you can hammer down after about
350. Clean and green to the nickel city.


I'm a little surprised I actually understood that!



In about 1982, I met a fellow on the CB, and we
had a lot of fun with CB slang. Years later, I
still was in contact with him. We had fun doing
CB talk at his home twenty, his old lady just
rolled her eyes, and wondered what we were saying,
come back?

Makes me wonder, like the old Indian Code Talkers,
if that could be useful some day?


were you a carp
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On 8/27/2015 8:17 AM, % wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote:
In about 1982, I met a fellow on the CB, and we
had a lot of fun with CB slang. Years later, I
still was in contact with him. We had fun doing
CB talk at his home twenty, his old lady just
rolled her eyes, and wondered what we were saying,
come back?

Makes me wonder, like the old Indian Code Talkers,
if that could be useful some day?


were you a carp


Sadly, no. I was never even a minnow.


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On 8/27/2015 8:17 AM, % wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote:

Makes me wonder, like the old Indian Code Talkers,
if that could be useful some day?


were you a carp


I'm remembering the episode of Andy Griffith
when Andy was describing "Mr. Carp, you're
coming with me!" and then goes on to describe
how he whacked it between the eyes. A woman
overheard, and was flabberghasted.

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In article ,
Stormin Mormon wrote:

On 8/27/2015 8:17 AM, % wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote:
In about 1982, I met a fellow on the CB, and we
had a lot of fun with CB slang. Years later, I
still was in contact with him. We had fun doing
CB talk at his home twenty, his old lady just
rolled her eyes, and wondered what we were saying,
come back?

Makes me wonder, like the old Indian Code Talkers,
if that could be useful some day?


were you a carp


Sadly, no. I was never even a minnow.


So no three hour tours?

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Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 8/27/2015 8:17 AM, % wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote:
In about 1982, I met a fellow on the CB, and we
had a lot of fun with CB slang. Years later, I
still was in contact with him. We had fun doing
CB talk at his home twenty, his old lady just
rolled her eyes, and wondered what we were saying,
come back?

Makes me wonder, like the old Indian Code Talkers,
if that could be useful some day?


were you a carp


Sadly, no. I was never even a minnow.



No, but you are being a dumbass and not looking where you
are crossposting to. Do you want ot help the burka BOI kill
this group?


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Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 8/27/2015 8:17 AM, % wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote:
In about 1982, I met a fellow on the CB, and we
had a lot of fun with CB slang. Years later, I
still was in contact with him. We had fun doing
CB talk at his home twenty, his old lady just
rolled her eyes, and wondered what we were saying,
come back?

Makes me wonder, like the old Indian Code Talkers,
if that could be useful some day?


were you a carp


Sadly, no. I was never even a minnow.


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learn more about Jesus
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did you talk to skip land

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On 8/27/2015 1:07 PM, Siri Cruz wrote:
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Makes me wonder, like the old Indian Code Talkers,
if that could be useful some day?

were you a carp


Sadly, no. I was never even a minnow.


So no three hour tours?


Sadly, no. I was never stranded on an island
with Maryann for even one day. I'm so deprived.


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In article ,
Stormin Mormon wrote:

On 8/27/2015 1:07 PM, Siri Cruz wrote:
In article ,
Stormin Mormon wrote:

Makes me wonder, like the old Indian Code Talkers,
if that could be useful some day?

were you a carp

Sadly, no. I was never even a minnow.


So no three hour tours?


Sadly, no. I was never stranded on an island
with Maryann for even one day. I'm so deprived.


Pride: the Professor.
Envy: Maryann.
Lust: Ginger.
Greed: Mr Howell.
Sloth: Mrs Howell.
Anger: the Skipper.
Gluttony: the Skipper.


And Gilligan? The one who traps these sinners forever in the hell of despair?

Satan.

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On 8/27/2015 1:23 PM, ChairMan wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 8/27/2015 8:17 AM, % wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote:
In about 1982, I met a fellow on the CB, and we
had a lot of fun with CB slang. Years later, I
still was in contact with him. We had fun doing
CB talk at his home twenty, his old lady just
rolled her eyes, and wondered what we were saying,
come back?

Makes me wonder, like the old Indian Code Talkers,
if that could be useful some day?

were you a carp


Sadly, no. I was never even a minnow.



No, but you are being a dumbass and not looking where you
are crossposting to. Do you want ot help the burka BOI kill
this group?



He can't kill this group if people just block those posts. I never see them.

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Muggles wrote:
On 8/27/2015 1:23 PM, ChairMan wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 8/27/2015 8:17 AM, % wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote:
In about 1982, I met a fellow on the CB, and we
had a lot of fun with CB slang. Years later, I
still was in contact with him. We had fun doing
CB talk at his home twenty, his old lady just
rolled her eyes, and wondered what we were saying,
come back?

Makes me wonder, like the old Indian Code Talkers,
if that could be useful some day?

were you a carp

Sadly, no. I was never even a minnow.



No, but you are being a dumbass and not looking where you
are crossposting to. Do you want ot help the burka BOI kill
this group?



He can't kill this group if people just block those posts. I never
see them.


I'd never see them if dickheads like chairman (aka homeguy , another
well-known troll who doesn't like competition) would stop responding . This
way , he gets to troll AND blame it on someone else .

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On 8/27/2015 5:34 PM, Siri Cruz wrote:
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Sadly, no. I was never stranded on an island
with Maryann for even one day. I'm so deprived.


Pride: the Professor.
Envy: Maryann.
Lust: Ginger.
Greed: Mr Howell.
Sloth: Mrs Howell.
Anger: the Skipper.
Gluttony: the Skipper.


And Gilligan? The one who traps these sinners forever in the hell of despair?

Satan.


Wow, that's profound. I never thought of that,
but it sure is clear, now.

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Terry Coombs wrote:
Muggles wrote:
On 8/27/2015 1:23 PM, ChairMan wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 8/27/2015 8:17 AM, % wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote:
In about 1982, I met a fellow on the CB, and we
had a lot of fun with CB slang. Years later, I
still was in contact with him. We had fun doing
CB talk at his home twenty, his old lady just
rolled her eyes, and wondered what we were saying,
come back?

Makes me wonder, like the old Indian Code Talkers,
if that could be useful some day?

were you a carp

Sadly, no. I was never even a minnow.


No, but you are being a dumbass and not looking where
you
are crossposting to. Do you want ot help the burka BOI
kill
this group?



He can't kill this group if people just block those
posts. I never
see them.


I'd never see them if dickheads like chairman (aka
homeguy , another
well-known troll who doesn't like competition) would stop
responding
. This way , he gets to troll AND blame it on someone else
.


Hey dickhead, I'm not home boi nor do I ever respond to the
burka boi ior other trolls, just the ones that respond to
the crosposting ****wits, but you already knew that being
the all knowing asshole that you are.


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On 8/28/2015 7:03 AM, Terry Coombs wrote:
Muggles wrote:
On 8/27/2015 1:23 PM, ChairMan wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 8/27/2015 8:17 AM, % wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote:
In about 1982, I met a fellow on the CB, and we
had a lot of fun with CB slang. Years later, I
still was in contact with him. We had fun doing
CB talk at his home twenty, his old lady just
rolled her eyes, and wondered what we were saying,
come back?

Makes me wonder, like the old Indian Code Talkers,
if that could be useful some day?

were you a carp

Sadly, no. I was never even a minnow.


No, but you are being a dumbass and not looking where you
are crossposting to. Do you want ot help the burka BOI kill
this group?



He can't kill this group if people just block those posts. I never
see them.


I'd never see them if dickheads like chairman (aka homeguy , another
well-known troll who doesn't like competition) would stop responding . This
way , he gets to troll AND blame it on someone else .


Same here, but the first thing I see looking at a post is the top line
of quoted header text that contains the person they're responding to. I
can skip the whole post at that point, or read it.

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