As we go out to celebrate our freedom this
4th of July, let's go over a few things to
make your celebration a success.

Before leaving home make sure you check the
color coded Homeland Security alert status.
Be especially careful if it is orange or red.
Don't worry about yellow. It's always yellow.

Be aware of your surroundings at all times.
New Yorkers, in particular, watch out for
those pesky mushroom clouds.

Don't use any illegal fireworks in your 4th
Celebration. It is for your own safety. And
the founding father's implemented a government
to protect you from yourselves. Didn't they?
Besides, fireworks are explosive devices and
you might be considered a terrorist with
weapons of mass destruction. And although the
government can't find any in Iraq, you can rest
assured they will find them in your car trunk.
But don't worry, getting arrested, imprisoned
indefinitely without formal charges, and a 5
year wait before the secret tribunal trial per
the Patriot Act is a breeze. It's that secret
summary execution that should make you nervous.

Make sure you are buckled up in your seat belts,
there will be roadblocks and checkpoints to
make sure you comply. It is for the children.

If you are an airline employee, lighten up for
the holiday, you can always look for a job
tomorrow. Maybe you could transfer over to a
Federal Airport Security Screener job. Big
demand for those jobs and you don't have to
be smart.

If you are a Haliburton employee, then celebrate,
you probably have a raise coming from the Iraqi
contract windfall.

If celebrating on any public property, make no
mention or relgious ideals. Government is god
there. You will be aprehended.

Have your papers ready as you approach the
holiday police checkpoints.

Don't criticize the President or other government
officials, you might be in violation of the
Patriot Act and considered a possible terrorist.

Don't mention the Constitution in any district
court or you could be held in contempt.

If your children get out of line this holiday,
do not discipline them, or they may be kidnapped
by the Dept. of Social Services and held hostage
until you receive approved psychological therapy
and are deemed acceptable.

Show compassion this Independence Day by
bringing an illegal immigrant to your celebration
or by hugging a tree.

If an election is occurring in your locality
within the next 90 days, do not talk about or
publicly support any candidate, as that is no
longer lawful. Keep your mouth shut.

If an officer asks to search your vehicle at
the "seat belt" checks, do not be belligerent
and demand a search warrant. Standing up for
your fourth amendment rights is anti-social and
not in tune with the new American way. Are you
with Al Quada or something?

Do not get upset when the searching officer will
not help you pick up your belongings that he has
strewn all over the highway as he searched your
vehicle. It is not in his job description and
complaining will get you charged with obstructing
justice.

Keep your guns at home. You are not going
hunting and besides, What on earth do guns have
to do with American Independence? Better yet,
turn your guns into the authorities to let them
know that you are a true patriotic American.

Better yet, just STAY at home. BUT do not
assume that you are safe, because you are at
home. If a government bureaucrat shows up at your
home, he will probably be flashing a badge at you.
This makes him look like a constitutional law
enforcement officer. He may even be armed. Do not
ask to see a warrant, and then tell him to leave
if he does not have one. They will put a siege
around your house. If you do not come out soon
enough, they may invade, with guns drawn, or
even set your house on fire.

For more information, do a search using keywords
like "Symbionese Liberation Army", "Philadelphia
MOVE group", "Gordon Kahl", "The Order", "Robert
Matthews", "Covenant of the Sword and Arm of the
Lord", "Randy Weaver" , "Branch Davidian", or
"Elian Gonzalez".

If you are counting on you congressman to protect
you, understand that the average congressman is
ALSO afraid to resist. For more information, do
a search using keywords like "George Hanson" ,
"James Trafficant" or "Larry McDonald".

If celebrating at the mall in Washington DC. you
are probably safe as the mall is now monitored
by hundreds of surveillance cameras, watched by
federal security forces. Don't do anything that
you wouldn't want them to see.

Bring lots of cash with you, there will be many
taxes, fines, and fees to pay as you celebrate
your freedoms this day.

Do not leave home without your driver's license,
social security card, birth certificate, welfare
card, medicare card, medical records, W-2 Form,
and two others forms of ID. You may be asked
for them at the police checkpoints.

Better yet, get micro-chipped, and avoid the
hassle of carrying around your papers.

Bring your library card, the FBI may ask you
for it.

Do not put any "anti-government" bumper stickers
on your car. Especially not anything about the
right to keep and bear arms. Police have been
trained by the FBI in "bumper sticker profiling".
This attracts their attention at the check
points, and makes you look like a terrorist.

With regard to "bumper sticker profiling" you
should be especially aware of the fact that
"They will get my gun, when they pry it from
my cold dead fingers" is no longer mere
semantics. At WACO, and at RUBY RIDGE, we
learned that they WILL kill you to take your guns

ALSO, be careful not to have any unauthorized
THOUGHTS. There are now serious penalties for
"thought crime". Be aware that "civil forfeiture"
laws make it possible to take anything that you
own, by alleging that it was "intended" to be
used for the commission of a crime. This could
include transporting or storing a gun.
If "civil forfeiture" proceedings are initiated
against you, then you will have the burden of
proof, to show that your thoughts were in
compliance with government standards.

If traveling by air this Independence Day, do
not give the airport screeners a hard time.
They are feeling you up and molesting your
daughter and wife for the security of America.
If you complain you could be arrested. You
don't support Bin Laden do you?

Keep an eye on your fellow Americans as you
celebrate this 4th of July. If you see anything
supicious, take notes so that when you get
home you can call and report them to the
Homeland Security Office. And remember you a
re not a nosey snitch, you are a great
American Patriot.

Do not mention the signers of the Declaration
of Independence this 4th of July. Mentioning
these white subversive terrorists is not
popular and could get you in big trouble.
Besides what do these guys have to do with
the 4th of July anyway?

Do not leave home without one or more little
plastic American flags made by political
slaves in Communist China. Make sure you
have one flying from the antennae of your
vehicle. You don't want to seem un-American
do you?

Do not take a copy of the Declaration of
Independence with you as it advocates the
overthrow of tyrannical government. It is
a terrorist document and will be confiscated
at the holiday police checkpoints. Same
advice for the Constitution.

And remember, as you leave home for your 4th
of July outing, that the second you stepped
out of your door that you probably broke
hundreds of federal, state, and local laws
that you are probably unaware of. However,
if you toe the line, you will not be charged.

Don't even think about taxes on this great
day. The 50 per cent government confiscation
of your income at the threat of imprisonment
or at the point of a gun should not even cross
your mind as you revel in your freedom. After
all, April 15th is a long way off.

And whatever you do, do not let on that you
really know that true freedom died a long time
ago in America, just have fun for the day and
then go home and stick your head back in the
sand and pretend America is not becoming a
socialist police state.

Now go out there and celebrate your freedom and
liberty and have a great sanitized, politically
correct, and government approved and authorized
Independence Day!

If you have a few decades with nothing better to
do, study up on "administrative law". Laws are
now made by the unelected bureaucrats, in hundreds
of "administrative agencies". If you are charged
with violating one of these "laws" you will not
get a trial by a jury of your peers. You will be
tried by the agency that made the charge.

I hope this message gets past the Department of
Homeland security approved internet filter.
How else can they protect us from unauthorized
thought?

Now go out and celebrate your independence and have
a great Independence Day!

=====

HOMELAND SECURITY ADVISORY
This transmission screened prior to receipt by
addressee pursuant to applicable sections of the
USA PATRIOT Act.

not funny today

On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 7:31:49 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
not funny today

Bob Villain you're not funny on any day. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Patriot Monster

On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 8:26:23 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 7:31:49 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
not funny today

Bob Villain you're not funny on any day. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Patriot Monster

If you're going to agree with him...then you can remove the *patriot* on your sig...

On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 8:31:51 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 8:26:23 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 7:31:49 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
not funny today

Bob Villain you're not funny on any day. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Patriot Monster

If you're going to agree with him...then you can remove the *patriot* on your sig...

The truth of what your ilk has done to the country really hurts doesn't it Bobby Villain. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Horrible Monster

On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 11:02:23 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 8:31:51 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 8:26:23 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 7:31:49 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
not funny today

Bob Villain you're not funny on any day. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Patriot Monster

If you're going to agree with him...then you can remove the *patriot* on your sig...

The truth of what your ilk has done to the country really hurts doesn't it Bobby Villain. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Horrible Monster

Too bad you don't grasp my meaning for today...it's *NOT* about your ****ing political position!

On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 12:19:05 PM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 11:02:23 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 8:31:51 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 8:26:23 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 7:31:49 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
not funny today

Bob Villain you're not funny on any day. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Patriot Monster

If you're going to agree with him...then you can remove the *patriot* on your sig...

The truth of what your ilk has done to the country really hurts doesn't it Bobby Villain. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Horrible Monster

Too bad you don't grasp my meaning for today...it's *NOT* about your ****ing political position!

Dogie style or the missionary position? ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Sensitive Monster

On 7/4/2015 1:46 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:

The truth of what your ilk has done to the country really hurts doesn't it Bobby Villain. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Horrible Monster

Too bad you don't grasp my meaning for today...it's *NOT* about your ****ing political position!

Dogie style or the missionary position? ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Sensitive Monster


Please remember the politican aphrodisiac
(large ammounts of cash money).

--
..
Christopher A. Young
learn more about Jesus
.. www.lds.org
..
..

On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 11:02:23 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 8:31:51 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 8:26:23 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 7:31:49 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
not funny today

Bob Villain you're not funny on any day. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Patriot Monster

If you're going to agree with him...then you can remove the *patriot* on your sig...

The truth of what your ilk has done to the country really hurts doesn't it Bobby Villain. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Horrible Monster

Today, during the parade down Main street...I waved at the Republicans in their SUV. Turns out the driver was someone I knew...her mom was in the nursing home where I worked years back. She said "Hi Bob!"...she remembered because her mom became combative in her senility and I was someone she grew to trust. Possibly, you get my point. Your brother, unlike you, didn't want anyone to go away mad...he was almost apologetic...to a point.

On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 2:18:33 PM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 11:02:23 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 8:31:51 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 8:26:23 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 7:31:49 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
not funny today

Bob Villain you're not funny on any day. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Patriot Monster

If you're going to agree with him...then you can remove the *patriot* on your sig...

The truth of what your ilk has done to the country really hurts doesn't it Bobby Villain. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Horrible Monster

Today, during the parade down Main street...I waved at the Republicans in their SUV. Turns out the driver was someone I knew...her mom was in the nursing home where I worked years back. She said "Hi Bob!"...she remembered because her mom became combative in her senility and I was someone she grew to trust. Possibly, you get my point. Your brother, unlike you, didn't want anyone to go away mad...he was almost apologetic...to a point.

BV you take yourself and Usenet too seriously. I've never made that mistake because I have no delusions of my own importance. The sun will keep on shining and the world will keep turning long after I'm gone and if what I write amuses some cyber-archaeologist a thousand years from now, so be it. Dang, I hope some future religion doesn't revolve around and celebrate my Monsterisms. The Book of Monster would be pretty weird. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Messiah Monster

On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 4:02:54 PM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 2:18:33 PM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 11:02:23 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 8:31:51 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 8:26:23 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 7:31:49 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
not funny today

Bob Villain you're not funny on any day. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Patriot Monster

If you're going to agree with him...then you can remove the *patriot* on your sig...

The truth of what your ilk has done to the country really hurts doesn't it Bobby Villain. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Horrible Monster

Today, during the parade down Main street...I waved at the Republicans in their SUV. Turns out the driver was someone I knew...her mom was in the nursing home where I worked years back. She said "Hi Bob!"...she remembered because her mom became combative in her senility and I was someone she grew to trust. Possibly, you get my point. Your brother, unlike you, didn't want anyone to go away mad...he was almost apologetic...to a point.

BV you take yourself and Usenet too seriously. I've never made that mistake because I have no delusions of my own importance. The sun will keep on shining and the world will keep turning long after I'm gone and if what I write amuses some cyber-archaeologist a thousand years from now, so be it. Dang, I hope some future religion doesn't revolve around and celebrate my Monsterisms. The Book of Monster would be pretty weird. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Messiah Monster

Now you sound like the Mormon...you need to get a grip on reality, it's quite a concept! *L*

On Sat, 4 Jul 2015 14:02:49 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

The Book of Monster would be pretty weird. ^_^

One day I'll quote my Book of Orenthians.

On 7/4/2015 4:02 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 2:18:33 PM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 11:02:23 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 8:31:51 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 8:26:23 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 7:31:49 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
not funny today

Bob Villain you're not funny on any day. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Patriot Monster

If you're going to agree with him...then you can remove the *patriot* on your sig...

The truth of what your ilk has done to the country really hurts doesn't it Bobby Villain. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Horrible Monster

Today, during the parade down Main street...I waved at the Republicans in their SUV. Turns out the driver was someone I knew...her mom was in the nursing home where I worked years back. She said "Hi Bob!"...she remembered because her mom became combative in her senility and I was someone she grew to trust. Possibly, you get my point. Your brother, unlike you, didn't want anyone to go away mad...he was almost apologetic...to a point.

BV you take yourself and Usenet too seriously. I've never made that mistake because I have no delusions of my own importance. The sun will keep on shining and the world will keep turning long after I'm gone and if what I write amuses some cyber-archaeologist a thousand years from now, so be it. Dang, I hope some future religion doesn't revolve around and celebrate my Monsterisms. The Book of Monster would be pretty weird. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Messiah Monster

Book of Monster

1st commandment: Thou shall not use the same signature 2 posts in a row.

--
Maggie

On 7/4/2015 7:01 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 4 Jul 2015 14:02:49 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

The Book of Monster would be pretty weird. ^_^

One day I'll quote my Book of Orenthians.


What is the orenthian first commandment?

--
Maggie

Muggles wrote:
On 7/4/2015 7:01 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 4 Jul 2015 14:02:49 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

The Book of Monster would be pretty weird. ^_^

One day I'll quote my Book of Orenthians.


What is the orenthian first commandment?

Thou shall have plenty of titties and beer

On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 6:20:12 PM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 4:02:54 PM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 2:18:33 PM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 11:02:23 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 8:31:51 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 8:26:23 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 7:31:49 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
not funny today

Bob Villain you're not funny on any day. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Patriot Monster

If you're going to agree with him...then you can remove the *patriot* on your sig...

The truth of what your ilk has done to the country really hurts doesn't it Bobby Villain. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Horrible Monster

Today, during the parade down Main street...I waved at the Republicans in their SUV. Turns out the driver was someone I knew...her mom was in the nursing home where I worked years back. She said "Hi Bob!"...she remembered because her mom became combative in her senility and I was someone she grew to trust. Possibly, you get my point. Your brother, unlike you, didn't want anyone to go away mad...he was almost apologetic...to a point.

BV you take yourself and Usenet too seriously. I've never made that mistake because I have no delusions of my own importance. The sun will keep on shining and the world will keep turning long after I'm gone and if what I write amuses some cyber-archaeologist a thousand years from now, so be it. Dang, I hope some future religion doesn't revolve around and celebrate my Monsterisms. The Book of Monster would be pretty weird. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Messiah Monster

Now you sound like the Mormon...you need to get a grip on reality, it's quite a concept! *L*

Hell, I have no desire to lead The Cult of Monster but it would be pretty cool with all my followers giving me all their wealth. I could call them my Little Monsters except for the fact that Lady Gaga already has them at littlemonsters.com. o_O

[8~{} Uncle Cult Monster

On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 10:30:39 PM UTC-5, Muggles wrote:
On 7/4/2015 4:02 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 2:18:33 PM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 11:02:23 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 8:31:51 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 8:26:23 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 7:31:49 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
not funny today

Bob Villain you're not funny on any day. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Patriot Monster

If you're going to agree with him...then you can remove the *patriot* on your sig...

The truth of what your ilk has done to the country really hurts doesn't it Bobby Villain. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Horrible Monster

Today, during the parade down Main street...I waved at the Republicans in their SUV. Turns out the driver was someone I knew...her mom was in the nursing home where I worked years back. She said "Hi Bob!"...she remembered because her mom became combative in her senility and I was someone she grew to trust. Possibly, you get my point. Your brother, unlike you, didn't want anyone to go away mad...he was almost apologetic...to a point.

BV you take yourself and Usenet too seriously. I've never made that mistake because I have no delusions of my own importance. The sun will keep on shining and the world will keep turning long after I'm gone and if what I write amuses some cyber-archaeologist a thousand years from now, so be it. Dang, I hope some future religion doesn't revolve around and celebrate my Monsterisms. The Book of Monster would be pretty weird. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Messiah Monster

Book of Monster

1st commandment: Thou shall not use the same signature 2 posts in a row.

--
Maggie

Hey! I just discovered that I have my own band! ^_^

http://unclemonsterband.com/

[8~{} Uncle Music Monster

On 7/4/2015 5:02 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:

BV you take yourself and Usenet too seriously. I've
never made that mistake because I have no delusions of
my own importance. The sun will keep on shining and the
world will keep turning long after I'm gone and if what
I write amuses some cyber-archaeologist a thousand years
from now, so be it. Dang, I hope some future religion
doesn't revolve around and celebrate my Monsterisms.
The Book of Monster would be pretty weird. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Messiah Monster


1. And it came to pass that in the years of his youth
Uncle Monster was the brother of The Daring Dufas.
There were not enough seats in the family station
wagon, and the boys would fight over which seat in
the back. Mom brought coloring books, but the boys
only wanted to crayon wiring diagrams and point of
sale terminals.
2. As the wayward youth grew to adulthood, they branched
out into telecommunications and surge protectors. With
modulated 120 VAC power, there was peace in the land.
3. But behold, the enemy of all righteousness saw that
it was good, and he was wroth.
4. And the enemy of all righteousness sent forth the
demons with chocolate chip cookies and artificial
flavoring, and soon Uncle Monster was sick abed in the
facility of awaiting death.
5. With aches and pains and moans and groans, the
Uncle Monster did sally forth every week to the department
of Physical Therapy to test his courage and stamina.
6. And it was heard in the land "don't eat me, here is
a cookie instead" yea verily from the mouths of babes.
7. And it came to pass that Uncle Monster did get a
Chromebook and did **** with the trolls.

On 7/4/2015 8:01 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 4 Jul 2015 14:02:49 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

The Book of Monster would be pretty weird. ^_^

One day I'll quote my Book of Orenthians.


I should write the Book of Stormy, one day. I've been
through enough. Sadly, most of the people in the world
simply would not care one way or the other.

--
..
Christopher A. Young
learn more about Jesus
.. www.lds.org
..
..

On 7/4/2015 11:30 PM, Muggles wrote:

Book of Monster

1st commandment: Thou shall not use the same signature 2 posts in a row.


2: A well rounded body being necessary to the
maintenance of a free man, the right to keep and
exercise arms and legs shall not be infringed.

--
..
Christopher A. Young
learn more about Jesus
.. www.lds.org
..
..

On 7/4/2015 11:41 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 7/4/2015 7:01 PM, Oren wrote:
One day I'll quote my Book of Orenthians.


What is the orenthian first commandment?


1. Thou shalt do living breathing head counts
every two hours without fail. Never trust an
inmate, always verify. Never trust a prison
guard, either. Most of them are too cynical.

--
..
Christopher A. Young
learn more about Jesus
.. www.lds.org
..
..

On 7/5/2015 2:22 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 10:30:39 PM UTC-5, Muggles wrote:
On 7/4/2015 4:02 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 2:18:33 PM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 11:02:23 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 8:31:51 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 8:26:23 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 4, 2015 at 7:31:49 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
not funny today

Bob Villain you're not funny on any day. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Patriot Monster

If you're going to agree with him...then you can remove the *patriot* on your sig...

The truth of what your ilk has done to the country really hurts doesn't it Bobby Villain. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Horrible Monster

Today, during the parade down Main street...I waved at the Republicans in their SUV. Turns out the driver was someone I knew...her mom was in the nursing home where I worked years back. She said "Hi Bob!"...she remembered because her mom became combative in her senility and I was someone she grew to trust. Possibly, you get my point. Your brother, unlike you, didn't want anyone to go away mad...he was almost apologetic...to a point.

BV you take yourself and Usenet too seriously. I've never made that mistake because I have no delusions of my own importance. The sun will keep on shining and the world will keep turning long after I'm gone and if what I write amuses some cyber-archaeologist a thousand years from now, so be it. Dang, I hope some future religion doesn't revolve around and celebrate my Monsterisms. The Book of Monster would be pretty weird. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Messiah Monster

Book of Monster

1st commandment: Thou shall not use the same signature 2 posts in a row.

--
Maggie

Hey! I just discovered that I have my own band! ^_^

http://unclemonsterband.com/

[8~{} Uncle Music Monster


You play pretty good.

--
Maggie

On Sun, 5 Jul 2015 01:31:56 -0500, "ChairMan"
wrote:

Muggles wrote:
On 7/4/2015 7:01 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 4 Jul 2015 14:02:49 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

The Book of Monster would be pretty weird. ^_^

One day I'll quote my Book of Orenthians.


What is the orenthian first commandment?

Thou shall have plenty of titties and beer


+1

http://www.ilovegunsandtitties.com/

On 7/5/2015 6:55 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 7/4/2015 5:02 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:

BV you take yourself and Usenet too seriously. I've
never made that mistake because I have no delusions of
my own importance. The sun will keep on shining and the
world will keep turning long after I'm gone and if what
I write amuses some cyber-archaeologist a thousand years
from now, so be it. Dang, I hope some future religion
doesn't revolve around and celebrate my Monsterisms.
The Book of Monster would be pretty weird. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Messiah Monster


1. And it came to pass that in the years of his youth
Uncle Monster was the brother of The Daring Dufas.
There were not enough seats in the family station
wagon, and the boys would fight over which seat in
the back. Mom brought coloring books, but the boys
only wanted to crayon wiring diagrams and point of
sale terminals.
2. As the wayward youth grew to adulthood, they branched
out into telecommunications and surge protectors. With
modulated 120 VAC power, there was peace in the land.
3. But behold, the enemy of all righteousness saw that
it was good, and he was wroth.
4. And the enemy of all righteousness sent forth the
demons with chocolate chip cookies and artificial
flavoring, and soon Uncle Monster was sick abed in the
facility of awaiting death.
5. With aches and pains and moans and groans, the
Uncle Monster did sally forth every week to the department
of Physical Therapy to test his courage and stamina.
6. And it was heard in the land "don't eat me, here is
a cookie instead" yea verily from the mouths of babes.
7. And it came to pass that Uncle Monster did get a
Chromebook and did **** with the trolls.



*Edit on #5 ... Physical Therapy should read "Physical Terrorism".

--
Maggie

On 7/5/2015 6:56 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 7/4/2015 8:01 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 4 Jul 2015 14:02:49 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

The Book of Monster would be pretty weird. ^_^

One day I'll quote my Book of Orenthians.


I should write the Book of Stormy, one day. I've been
through enough. Sadly, most of the people in the world
simply would not care one way or the other.


Write a short story synopsis and we can let you know for sure.

--
Maggie

I bet that Mister Meanie, the guy who was so mean to Uncle Monster-- I'll
bet he's only celebratin' being a real arsehole this holidaze weekend.

Any questions?

"Oren" wrote in message ...

On Sun, 5 Jul 2015 01:31:56 -0500, "ChairMan"
wrote:

Muggles wrote:
On 7/4/2015 7:01 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 4 Jul 2015 14:02:49 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

The Book of Monster would be pretty weird. ^_^

One day I'll quote my Book of Orenthians.


What is the orenthian first commandment?

Thou shall have plenty of titties and beer


+1

http://www.ilovegunsandtitties.com/

Looks like more race hate bigotry for Oren.
The numbers are beginning to add up.

LuckyStrike wrote:
"Oren" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 5 Jul 2015 01:31:56 -0500, "ChairMan"

wrote:

Muggles wrote:
On 7/4/2015 7:01 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 4 Jul 2015 14:02:49 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

The Book of Monster would be pretty weird. ^_^

One day I'll quote my Book of Orenthians.


What is the orenthian first commandment?

Thou shall have plenty of titties and beer


+1

http://www.ilovegunsandtitties.com/

Looks like more race hate bigotry for Oren.
The numbers are beginning to add up.

Please show the class where there is anything about race in
the link Oren posted.
You can have all the time you need to show your stupidity

Begin

Oren wrote:
On Sun, 5 Jul 2015 01:31:56 -0500, "ChairMan"

wrote:

Muggles wrote:
On 7/4/2015 7:01 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 4 Jul 2015 14:02:49 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

The Book of Monster would be pretty weird. ^_^

One day I'll quote my Book of Orenthians.


What is the orenthian first commandment?

Thou shall have plenty of titties and beer


+1

http://www.ilovegunsandtitties.com/

Hell, I was close

On Sun, 05 Jul 2015 07:55:09 -0400, Stormin Mormon
wrote:

1. And it came to pass that in the years of his youth
Uncle Monster was the brother of The Daring Dufas.

... they both learned of Sack Man. He carried a burlap bag to take
away children that acted like monsters.

I was afraid of Sack Man. So I was good.

On Sun, 5 Jul 2015 13:24:40 -0500, "ChairMan"
wrote:

Oren wrote:
On Sun, 5 Jul 2015 01:31:56 -0500, "ChairMan"

wrote:

Muggles wrote:
On 7/4/2015 7:01 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 4 Jul 2015 14:02:49 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

The Book of Monster would be pretty weird. ^_^

One day I'll quote my Book of Orenthians.


What is the orenthian first commandment?

Thou shall have plenty of titties and beer


+1

http://www.ilovegunsandtitties.com/

Hell, I was close


What are my chances of being reported to DHS?

On Sun, 05 Jul 2015 07:59:32 -0400, Stormin Mormon
wrote:

On 7/4/2015 11:41 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 7/4/2015 7:01 PM, Oren wrote:
One day I'll quote my Book of Orenthians.


What is the orenthian first commandment?


1. Thou shalt do living breathing head counts
every two hours without fail. Never trust an
inmate, always verify. Never trust a prison
guard, either. Most of them are too cynical.

I knew which officers to trust, the ones picked to work my shift.

Rookies can experience Convict Bogey, an exaggerated fear of convicted
felons. Or experience lock psychosis when the grills slam behind
you. I had respect for new hires that said "this in not for me" and
walked away early.
--
"No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up."
-- Lily Tomlin

In ,
Oren belched:
On Sun, 5 Jul 2015 13:24:40 -0500, "ChairMan"
wrote:

Oren wrote:
On Sun, 5 Jul 2015 01:31:56 -0500, "ChairMan"

wrote:

Muggles wrote:
On 7/4/2015 7:01 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 4 Jul 2015 14:02:49 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

The Book of Monster would be pretty weird. ^_^

One day I'll quote my Book of Orenthians.


What is the orenthian first commandment?

Thou shall have plenty of titties and beer


+1

http://www.ilovegunsandtitties.com/

Hell, I was close


What are my chances of being reported to DHS?

as far as I'm concerned, none, but then, I'm not like "others" g
Hell, I'd report ya if ya didn't like titties, beer and guns!!!

On 7/5/2015 1:17 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 7/5/2015 6:55 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
5. With aches and pains and moans and groans, the
Uncle Monster did sally forth every week to the department
of Physical Therapy to test his courage and stamina.



*Edit on #5 ... Physical Therapy should read "Physical Terrorism".


FALSE PROPHET!!!!!
Can't add or take away..... it says so.

--
..
Christopher A. Young
learn more about Jesus
.. www.lds.org
..
..

On 7/5/2015 3:56 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sun, 05 Jul 2015 07:55:09 -0400, Stormin Mormon
wrote:

1. And it came to pass that in the years of his youth
Uncle Monster was the brother of The Daring Dufas.

.. they both learned of Sack Man. He carried a burlap bag to take
away children that acted like monsters.

I was afraid of Sack Man. So I was good.


He got married to a very similar girl, it
was a same sacks marriage.

--
..
Christopher A. Young
learn more about Jesus
.. www.lds.org
..
..

On 7/5/2015 4:18 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 7/5/2015 1:17 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 7/5/2015 6:55 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
5. With aches and pains and moans and groans, the
Uncle Monster did sally forth every week to the department
of Physical Therapy to test his courage and stamina.



*Edit on #5 ... Physical Therapy should read "Physical Terrorism".


FALSE PROPHET!!!!!
Can't add or take away..... it says so.


{{mumbles}} I didn't think we went to print yet? Aren't we still in
rough copy?

--
Maggie

On 7/5/2015 6:58 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 7/5/2015 4:18 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:

*Edit on #5 ... Physical Therapy should read "Physical Terrorism".


FALSE PROPHET!!!!!
Can't add or take away..... it says so.


{{mumbles}} I didn't think we went to print yet? Aren't we still in
rough copy?


That's the only way to know you're teaching the
truth, is if people yell and scream at you.

--
..
Christopher A. Young
learn more about Jesus
.. www.lds.org
..
..

On Mon, 06 Jul 2015 08:44:20 -0400, Stormin Mormon
wrote:

*Edit on #5 ... Physical Therapy should read
"Physical Terrorism".


FALSE PROPHET!!!!!
Can't add or take away..... it says so.


{{mumbles}} I didn't think we went to print yet?
Aren't we still in rough copy?


That's the only way to know you're teaching the
truth, is if people yell and scream at you.


Ahhh, that explains a lot.

--
Maggie