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Celebrate our freedoms this 4th of July
As we go out to celebrate our freedom this 4th
of July, let's go over a few things to make your celebration a success. Before leaving home make sure you check the color coded Homeland Security alert status. Be especially careful if it is orange or red. Don't worry about yellow. It's always yellow. Be aware of your surroundings at all times. New Yorkers, in particular, watch out for those pesky mushroom clouds. Don't use any illegal fireworks in your 4th Celebration. It is for your own safety. And the founding father's implemented a government to protect you from yourselves. Didn't they? Besides, fireworks are explosive devices and you might be considered a terrorist with weapons of mass destruction. And although the government can't find any in Iraq, you can rest assured they will find them in your car trunk. But don't worry, getting arrested, imprisoned indefinitely without formal charges, and a 5 year wait before the secret tribunal trial per the Patriot Act is a breeze. It's that secret summary execution that should make you nervous. Make sure you are buckled up in your seat belts, there will be roadblocks and checkpoints to make sure you comply. It is for the children. If you are an airline employee, lighten up for the holiday, you can always look for a job tomorrow. Maybe you could transfer over to a Federal Airport Security Screener job. Big demand for those jobs and you don't have to be smart. If you are a Haliburton employee, then celebrate, you probably have a raise coming from the Iraqi contract windfall. If celebrating on any public property, make no mention or relgious ideals. Government is god, there. You will be apprehended. Have your papers ready as you approach the holiday police checkpoints. Don't criticize the President or other government officials, you might be in violation of the Patriot Act and considered a possible terrorist. Be grateful that President Obama has taken over the banks. After all, you wouldn't want another Great Depression. Be sure to write your Nations Leaders, and thank them for the stimulus spending. It doesn't matter that you're unemployed. It could be much worse. Don't mention the Constitution in any district court or you could be held in contempt. If your children get out of line this holiday, do not discipline them, or they may be kidnapped by the Dept. of Social Services and held hostage until you receive approved psychological therapy and are deemed acceptable. Show compassion this Independence Day by bringing an illegal immigrant to your celebration or by hugging a tree. If an election is occurring in your locality within the next 90 days, do not talk about or publicly support any candidate, as that is no longer lawful. Keep your mouth shut. If an officer asks to search your vehicle at the "seat belt" checks, do not be belligerent and demand a search warrant. Standing up for your fourth amendment rights is anti-social and not in tune with the new American way. Are you with Al Quada or something? Do not get upset when the searching officer will not help you pick up your belongings that he has strewn all over the highway as he searched your vehicle. It is not in his job description and complaining will get you charged with obstructing justice. Keep your guns at home. You are not going hunting and besides, What on earth do guns have to do with American Independence? Better yet, turn your guns into the authorities to let them know that you are a true patriotic American. Better yet, just STAY at home. BUT do not assume that you are safe, because you are at home. If a government bureaucrat shows up at your home, he will probably be flashing a badge at you. This makes him look like a constitutional law enforcement officer. He may even be armed. Do not ask to see a warrant, and then tell him to leave if he does not have one. They will put a siege around your house. If you do not come out soon enough, they may invade, with guns drawn, or even set your house on fire. For more information, do a search using keywords like "Symbionese Liberation Army", "Philadelphia MOVE group", "Gordon Kahl", "The Order", "Robert Matthews", "Covenant of the Sword and Arm of the Lord", "Randy Weaver" , "Branch Davidian", or "Elian Gonzalez". If you are counting on you congressman to protect you, understand that the average congressman is ALSO afraid to resist. For more information, do a search using keywords like "George Hanson" , "James Trafficant" or "Larry McDonald". If celebrating at the mall in Washington DC. you are probably safe as the mall is now monitored by hundreds of surveillance cameras, watched by federal security forces. Don't do anything that you wouldn't want them to see. If you are mugged, just call 911, and they will have a police officer there in 45 minutes to an hour. Allow the officer to search you and all your bags for evidence of the crime, that will help them to find the muggers. Bring lots of cash with you, there will be many taxes, fines, and fees to pay as you celebrate your freedoms this day. Do not leave home without your driver's license, social security card, birth certificate, welfare card, medicare card, medical records, W-2 Form, and two others forms of ID. You may be asked for them at the police checkpoints. Better yet, get micro-chipped, and avoid the hassle of carrying around your papers. Bring your library card, the FBI may ask you for it. Do not put any "anti-government" bumper stickers on your car. Especially not anything about the right to keep and bear arms. Police have been trained by the FBI in "bumper sticker profiling". This attracts their attention at the check points, and makes you look like a terrorist. With regard to "bumper sticker profiling" you should be especially aware of the fact that "They will get my gun, when they pry it from my cold dead fingers" is no longer mere semantics. At WACO, and at RUBY RIDGE, we learned that they WILL kill you to take your guns Be extra thankful for the government bailout of General Motors. We wouldn't want the nation's auto manufacturers to go out of business. Even if unemployment is at record highs, at least President Obama cares. Change you can believe in. ALSO, be careful not to have any unauthorized THOUGHTS. There are now serious penalties for "thought crime". Be aware that "civil forfeiture" laws make it possible to take anything that you own, by alleging that it was "intended" to be used for the commission of a crime. This could include transporting or storing a gun. If "civil forfeiture" proceedings are initiated against you, then you will have the burden of proof, to show that your thoughts were in compliance with government standards. If traveling by air this Independence Day, do not give the airport screeners a hard time. They are feeling you up and molesting your daughter and wife for the security of America. If you complain you could be arrested. You don't support Bin Laden do you? Keep an eye on your fellow Americans as you celebrate this 4th of July. If you see any thing supicious, take notes so that when you get home you can call and report them to the Homeland Security Office. And remember you are not a nosey snitch, you are a great American Patriot. Do not mention the signers of the Declaration of Independence this 4th of July. Mentioning these white subversive terrorists is not popular and could get you in big trouble. Besides what do these guys have to do with the 4th of July anyway? Do not leave home without one or more little plastic American flags made by political slaves in Communist China. Make sure you have one flying from the antennae of your vehicle. You don't want to seem un-American do you? Do not take a copy of the Declaration of Independence with you as it advocates the overthrow of tyrannical government. It is a terrorist document and will be confiscated at the holiday police checkpoints. Same advice for the Constitution. And remember, as you leave home for your 4th of July outing, that the second you stepped out of your door that you probably broke hundreds of federal, state, and local laws that you are probably unaware of. However, if you toe the line, you will not be charged. Don't even think about taxes on this great day. The 50 per cent government confiscation of your income at the threat of imprisonment or at the point of a gun should not even cross your mind as you revel in your freedom. After all, April 15th is a long way off. And whatever you do, do not let on that you really know that true freedom died a long time ago in America, just have fun for the day and then go home and stick your head back in the sand and pretend America is not becoming a socialist police state. Now go out there and celebrate your freedom and liberty and have a great sanitized, politically correct, and government approved and authorized Independence Day! If you have a few decades with nothing better to do, study up on "administrative law". Laws are now made by the unelected bureaucrats, in hundreds of "administrative agencies". If you are charged with violating one of these "laws" you will not get a trial by a jury of your peers. You will be tried by the agency that made the charge. I hope this message gets past the Department of Homeland security approved internet filter. How else can they protect us from unauthorized thought? Now go out and celebrate your independence and have a great Independence Day! ===== HOMELAND SECURITY ADVISORY This transmission screened prior to receipt by addressee pursuant to applicable sections of the USA PATRIOT Act. |
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Stormin Mormon wrote:
snipped a little. Much too much time on your hands. Lou |
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On Jul 3, 7:46*am, LouB wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote: snipped a little. Much too much time on your hands. Lou I think we are safe. He is on the government watch list, so we are pretty safe. :-) One of the agents told me they used a blow gun as a delivery device for the microphone. Andy |
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WhiteTea77581 wrote:
On Jul 3, 7:46 am, LouB wrote: Stormin Mormon wrote: snipped a little. Much too much time on your hands. Lou I think we are safe. He is on the government watch list, so we are pretty safe. :-) One of the agents told me they used a blow gun as a delivery device for the microphone. Andy They used a little too much secret sauce on the dart though because he can't figure out how to bottom post in a group where 99% of the posts are bottom posted. |
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Stormin Mormon wrote:
Bring your library card, the FBI may ask you for it. Just be careful of the books you withdraw with it. The Koran and anything by Karl Marx are definite no-nos. -- dadiOH ____________________________ dadiOH's dandies v3.06... ....a help file of info about MP3s, recording from LP/cassette and tips & tricks on this and that. Get it at http://mysite.verizon.net/xico |
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dadiOH wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote: Bring your library card, the FBI may ask you for it. Just be careful of the books you withdraw with it. The Koran and anything by Karl Marx are definite no-nos. Not so. Actually they are on the best seller list since January. Just don't buy a copy of the Constitution or anything written by a Patriot. |
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I find it interesting that a holiday that commemorates the US coming
together as a country is used by some to highlight differences. Then again there are people who go to weddings and talk about divorce rates. Wouldn't it be amazing if people could set aside differences for a couple of days and look for the things that bind us instead of separate us? R |
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Chuck wrote in
: dadiOH wrote: Stormin Mormon wrote: Bring your library card, the FBI may ask you for it. Just be careful of the books you withdraw with it. The Koran and anything by Karl Marx are definite no-nos. Not so. Actually they are on the best seller list since January. Just don't buy a copy of the Constitution or anything written by a Patriot. Well, this is one of many references to the Declaration of Independence: http://www.ushistory.org/Declaration/document/ Of course there is a lengthy document on Wikipedia as well. I still think that respect for others' opinions and rights is as important a basis for human relations. Now, I have my own opinions ... -- Best regards Han email address is invalid |
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"Stormin Mormon" wrote in
: As we go out to celebrate our freedom this 4th of July, let's go over a few things to make your celebration a success. Yes, be careful in what you do. Don't take offense at what others do and don't give offense. Do state your opinions, and be ready for flames grin. -- Best regards Han email address is invalid |
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LouB wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote: snipped a little. Much too much time on your hands. Lou I used to find the paranoid delusions of the far left wingnuts somewhat amusing; since the election they've done a complete switch with the right wingnuts. Maybe there is a natural law about the conservation of wingnuttery, there always have to be a certain number of them regardless of which variety of foolishness they subscribe to. |
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DGDevin wrote:
LouB wrote: Stormin Mormon wrote: snipped a little. Much too much time on your hands. Lou I used to find the paranoid delusions of the far left wingnuts somewhat amusing; since the election they've done a complete switch with the right wingnuts. Maybe there is a natural law about the conservation of wingnuttery, there always have to be a certain number of them regardless of which variety of foolishness they subscribe to. I've been watching the show for over a half century. The musicians change but the song remains the same. Republicans are evil, Democrats are wicked, what's the difference? TDD |
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DGDevin wrote:
LouB wrote: Stormin Mormon wrote: snipped a little. Much too much time on your hands. Lou I used to find the paranoid delusions of the far left wingnuts somewhat amusing; since the election they've done a complete switch with the right wingnuts. Maybe there is a natural law about the conservation of wingnuttery, there always have to be a certain number of them regardless of which variety of foolishness they subscribe to. They do switch. Look up "Jane's Law." "The party in power is arrogant, while the party out of power is merely insane." |
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The Daring Dufas wrote:
I've been watching the show for over a half century. The musicians change but the song remains the same. Republicans are evil, Democrats are wicked, what's the difference? TDD The difference this time around seems to be that the recent ravings of the left-wingnuts in part turned out to be well-founded. As it turns out the govt. really was enlisting the nation's ISPs to monitor our e-mail, the WMDs really were works of fiction and so on and so forth. As for the right-wingnuts they not only can't keep their feet on the ground, they're happier in low orbit--Obama is a secret Muslim, Obama's birth certificate is a forgery and blah blah blah. It's no wonder the percentage of Americans who will admit to being Republican has fallen to 21%, the lowest since before Reagan took office. I hope the party bottoms-out soon and begins rebuilding without the wingnut faction in the driver's seat, because leaving the Democrats totally in charge for too long is probably not a good idea either. |
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On Fri, 3 Jul 2009 08:11:07 -0700 (PDT), RicodJour
wrote: Wouldn't it be amazing if people could set aside differences for a couple of days and look for the things that bind us instead of separate us? Witness 9/12 Companies could not make enough flags.... |
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Han wrote:
Chuck wrote in : dadiOH wrote: Stormin Mormon wrote: Bring your library card, the FBI may ask you for it. Just be careful of the books you withdraw with it. The Koran and anything by Karl Marx are definite no-nos. Not so. Actually they are on the best seller list since January. Just don't buy a copy of the Constitution or anything written by a Patriot. Well, this is one of many references to the Declaration of Independence: http://www.ushistory.org/Declaration/document/ Of course there is a lengthy document on Wikipedia as well. I still think that respect for others' opinions and rights is as important a basis for human relations. Now, I have my own opinions ... An "opinion" is a belief with no substantial facts behind it.* Many of us are don't care what others "believe" and we don't want to hear about it. I'm only interested in what someone can prove. By "prove" I mean present sufficient evidence that compels a rational mind in the probable truth of the proposition. Here's an example: I'm agnostic on the concept of UFOs, although, mathematically, I tend to hold that the chance of an intelligent lifeform monitoring us is vanishingly small. In spite of that, I could easily be convinced as to their existence. Put a piece of one in my hand. Simple. Conversely, no amount of personal anecdotes involving uncountably many anal probes is a credible proof path. -------- *"Opinion = a belief held with confidence but not substantiated by a positive knowledge or proof." |
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Hey, stormin moron, what a load of BS. Do you realize that you
slamed your hero Bush as much as Obama? Do all mormons act like jackasses like you? |
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Smitty Two wrote:
In article , wrote: Hey, stormin moron, what a load of BS. Do you realize that you slamed your hero Bush as much as Obama? Do all mormons act like jackasses like you? Chris didn't write that, he just posted it. Dumb enough to write it or dumb enough to believe it, not much difference. |
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Celebrate political trolling this 4th of July
Stormin Mormon wrote:
As we go out to troll usenet groups that haven't been all but destroyed through politically motivated bickering and infighting, let's remember to blah blah blah blah... Aren't there already enough usenet groups brimming over with polical bull****? Jon |
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Yes, I realize that he copied it. He obviously can't think for
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HeyBub wrote:
DGDevin wrote: LouB wrote: Stormin Mormon wrote: snipped a little. Much too much time on your hands. Lou I used to find the paranoid delusions of the far left wingnuts somewhat amusing; since the election they've done a complete switch with the right wingnuts. Maybe there is a natural law about the conservation of wingnuttery, there always have to be a certain number of them regardless of which variety of foolishness they subscribe to. They do switch. Look up "Jane's Law." "The party in power is arrogant, while the party out of power is merely insane." The repub's are in so much angst at being out of power they are racing for microphones to confess their marital transgressions. Can't even do that very well.....I doubt there has ever been a flakier bunch of fools than present membership. Mebbe Rush will pick us a good prezdint. |
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Made my brain tired tryin' to read all this stuff. Strangely, the
gov'mint hasn't kept me from trying to do anything I want to do, with the possible exception of keeping my shoes on....since I live in Florida and only wear sandals, it isn't really an issue. Of course, if I made bank transfers of more than 10k, I'd be ****ed at their snooping but really glad to have the cash. If I become a gork with mostly dead brain tissue, the paperwork will assure any political campaigner that my family didn't off me and that I could not possibly have been pregnant or out of my mind when I composed it. Have heard some unsettling opinions of the next coming census questionnaire, but if they come knocking and want more info than I care to give them, they can take me away and support me in the manner to which I have become accustomed. I haven't the need to carry an assault weapon, as it won't fit in my purse and I can't find my car keys as it is now. I may check out a library book just to get their juices flowing, but with budget cutbacks, they probably already have me in the "boring as hell" profile drawer. I do worry about local PD and their propensity to write their own law, so the feds are a long way off in the realm of things to really worry about. |
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RicodJour wrote:
I find it interesting that a holiday that commemorates the US coming together as a country is used by some to highlight differences. Then again there are people who go to weddings and talk about divorce rates. Wouldn't it be amazing if people could set aside differences for a couple of days and look for the things that bind us instead of separate us? R Like? |
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DGDevin wrote:
LouB wrote: Stormin Mormon wrote: snipped a little. Much too much time on your hands. Lou I used to find the paranoid delusions of the far left wingnuts somewhat amusing; since the election they've done a complete switch with the right wingnuts. Maybe there is a natural law about the conservation of wingnuttery, there always have to be a certain number of them regardless of which variety of foolishness they subscribe to. I got a kick out of Clinton, when the living Presidents and Bush 41 were guests at the White House. Bill gave George a compliment about the nice rug in the oval office.....apparently nobody caught the comment. When is 43 going to try sky diving? |
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DGDevin wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote: I've been watching the show for over a half century. The musicians change but the song remains the same. Republicans are evil, Democrats are wicked, what's the difference? TDD The difference this time around seems to be that the recent ravings of the left-wingnuts in part turned out to be well-founded. As it turns out the govt. really was enlisting the nation's ISPs to monitor our e-mail, the WMDs really were works of fiction and so on and so forth. As for the right-wingnuts they not only can't keep their feet on the ground, they're happier in low orbit--Obama is a secret Muslim, Obama's birth certificate is a forgery and blah blah blah. It's no wonder the percentage of Americans who will admit to being Republican has fallen to 21%, the lowest since before Reagan took office. I hope the party bottoms-out soon and begins rebuilding without the wingnut faction in the driver's seat, because leaving the Democrats totally in charge for too long is probably not a good idea either. Yea, when the religious wackos seem to take over the party, they really screwed up. The idiot attorney general spending thousands of dollars to cover some classic statues because the things were nude, pushing laws against medical research on religious grounds. Good grief, what were they thinking? You don't have to be overly religious to have good moral values. As far as WMD's go, the tyrant kept bragging and threatening that he was going to kill everyone so he got what he deserved. Get on the phone and call your local cops and tell them that you have a WMD and you're gonna kill everybody. You will be full of holes in no time. The only difference between Republicans and Democrats seems to be which parts of The Constitution they want to do away with. Republicans can't seem to stay out of your bedroom and your bloodstream and Democrats can't stay out of your pocketbook and your mind. My head hurts. TDD |
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The Daring Dufas wrote:
DGDevin wrote: The Daring Dufas wrote: I've been watching the show for over a half century. The musicians change but the song remains the same. Republicans are evil, Democrats are wicked, what's the difference? TDD The difference this time around seems to be that the recent ravings of the left-wingnuts in part turned out to be well-founded. As it turns out the govt. really was enlisting the nation's ISPs to monitor our e-mail, the WMDs really were works of fiction and so on and so forth. As for the right-wingnuts they not only can't keep their feet on the ground, they're happier in low orbit--Obama is a secret Muslim, Obama's birth certificate is a forgery and blah blah blah. It's no wonder the percentage of Americans who will admit to being Republican has fallen to 21%, the lowest since before Reagan took office. I hope the party bottoms-out soon and begins rebuilding without the wingnut faction in the driver's seat, because leaving the Democrats totally in charge for too long is probably not a good idea either. Sigh. Yea, when the religious wackos seem to take over the party, they really screwed up. The idiot attorney general spending thousands of dollars to cover some classic statues because the things were nude, They put up a pipe-and-drape (like you see at trade shows) for Ashcroft's press conference so the background would not distract from the presentation. pushing laws against medical research on religious grounds. Surely you don't mean medical research trumps everything? That's what Joseph Mengele thought. Good grief, what were they thinking? You don't have to be overly religious to have good moral values. As far as WMD's go, the tyrant kept bragging and threatening that he was going to kill everyone so he got what he deserved. Get on the phone and call your local cops and tell them that you have a WMD and you're gonna kill everybody. You will be full of holes in no time. The only difference between Republicans and Democrats seems to be which parts of The Constitution they want to do away with. Republicans can't seem to stay out of your bedroom and your bloodstream and Democrats can't stay out of your pocketbook and your mind. My head hurts. Good points. |
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Yep, we slammed both of them. Only a select few Mormons are
jackasses like me. I'll leave it to you, to find out which ones. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. wrote in message ... Hey, stormin moron, what a load of BS. Do you realize that you slamed your hero Bush as much as Obama? Do all mormons act like jackasses like you? |
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One of my mailing lists. Someone posted a very anti-man
post, that started out with "don't be angry with me, I'm just the messenger". I wrote that the messenger makes her own choices what she posts, or deletes. The women on the list were more upset with me, than the person who posted the evil, sexist repost. In my case, I do believe that the elected officials of the last several years desperately need lampooning. They aren't responding to calls and letters from thier constituents. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "DGDevin" wrote in message m... Dumb enough to write it or dumb enough to believe it, not much difference. |
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Would you please run an analtyical study of my posts, and
see how many are obviously copied. How many show original thought. Break down the stats in several directions, have your math checked by some locall college students, and get back to me. While I'm waiting, I'll be doing something useful like taking a nap. Wake me when the study is done. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. wrote in message ... Yes, I realize that he copied it. He obviously can't think for himself. |
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I'd like to see Ronald Reagan brought back to life.
-- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. wrote in message m... The repub's are in so much angst at being out of power they are racing for microphones to confess their marital transgressions. Can't even do that very well.....I doubt there has ever been a flakier bunch of fools than present membership. Mebbe Rush will pick us a good prezdint. |
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Pizza, and diet Coke?
-- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "HeyBub" wrote in message ... Wouldn't it be amazing if people could set aside differences for a couple of days and look for the things that bind us instead of separate us? R Like? Well, there's sex and, um... other things. |
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" wrote: The repub's are in so much angst at being out of power they are racing for microphones to confess their marital transgressions. Can't even do that very well.....I doubt there has ever been a flakier bunch of fools than present membership. Mebbe Rush will pick us a good prezdint. Of course the GOP seems to forget they are married and the Dems forget they owe taxes. I find it interesting that both sides are sh**ing on the things they build their programs around ("family values" and "paying fair shares". -- Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party. Jimmy Buffett |
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Stormin Mormon wrote:
One of my mailing lists. Someone posted a very anti-man post, that started out with "don't be angry with me, I'm just the messenger". I wrote that the messenger makes her own choices what she posts, or deletes. The women on the list were more upset with me, than the person who posted the evil, sexist repost. In my case, I do believe that the elected officials of the last several years desperately need lampooning. They aren't responding to calls and letters from thier constituents. Most are too narcissistic and morally bankrupt to respond to anything but numbers (of dollars and/or votes). Nothing else matters. I don't know if they NEED lampooning, but it is often the only natural reaction to their behavior. "Madame X is my soul-mate, but I'm trying to fall back in love with my wife"? Gawwwdddd! |
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Celebrate our freedoms this 4th of July
Kurt Ullman wrote:
In article , " wrote: The repub's are in so much angst at being out of power they are racing for microphones to confess their marital transgressions. Can't even do that very well.....I doubt there has ever been a flakier bunch of fools than present membership. Mebbe Rush will pick us a good prezdint. Of course the GOP seems to forget they are married and the Dems forget they owe taxes. There is no forgetting when you owe taxes ) I find it interesting that both sides are sh**ing on the things they build their programs around ("family values" and "paying fair shares". Wonder how many Republican mistresses have had abortions. That would make an issue of Enquirer worth the money. |
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Celebrate our freedoms this 4th of July
Still Just Me... wrote:
On Fri, 3 Jul 2009 21:26:23 -0400, "Stormin Mormon" wrote: I'd like to see Ronald Reagan brought back to life. It would have even been nice if he was lucid while in office. Nah. Don't tamper with success. |
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