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Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic.
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On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic. Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-) [8~{} Uncle GPS Monster |
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On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 10:08:51 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote: Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic. Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-) [8~{} Uncle GPS Monster Mine has Wallace (of "Wallace and Grommet") optional. |
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On 6/10/2015 11:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote: Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic. Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-) [8~{} Uncle GPS Monster At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting next to you |
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On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 11:04:32 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 10:08:51 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote: On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote: Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic. Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-) [8~{} Uncle GPS Monster Mine has Wallace (of "Wallace and Grommet") optional. Does it say,"Go get em Grommet!"? ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Puppy Monster |
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On Wed, 10 Jun 2015 13:00:51 -0400, Frank "frank
wrote: On 6/10/2015 11:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote: On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote: Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic. Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-) [8~{} Uncle GPS Monster At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting next to you Duct Tape. I don't have to use online search engines; my wife knows everything |
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On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 12:00:57 PM UTC-5, Frank wrote:
On 6/10/2015 11:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote: On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote: Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic. Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-) [8~{} Uncle GPS Monster At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting next to you Robotics is making great strides these days. Someday men can have a cyber bitch for a companion. She would come(no pun) with a remote control to turn her off when the man wanted peace and quiet. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Misogynist Monster |
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On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 1:08:32 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote:
On Wed, 10 Jun 2015 13:00:51 -0400, Frank "frank wrote: On 6/10/2015 11:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote: On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote: Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic. Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-) [8~{} Uncle GPS Monster At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting next to you Duct Tape. I don't have to use online search engines; my wife knows everything You can use duck tape if you want to quack her up. 8-) [8~{} Uncle Fowl Monster |
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On 6/10/2015 2:13 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 12:00:57 PM UTC-5, Frank wrote: On 6/10/2015 11:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote: On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote: Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic. Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-) [8~{} Uncle GPS Monster At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting next to you Robotics is making great strides these days. Someday men can have a cyber bitch for a companion. She would come(no pun) with a remote control to turn her off when the man wanted peace and quiet. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Misogynist Monster and turn her on when man wants piece. |
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When in an urban area I simply look for the nearest satellite dish. Close enough to South for all practical purposes.
Ivan Vegvary |
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On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 1:32:18 PM UTC-5, Frank wrote:
On 6/10/2015 2:13 PM, Uncle Monster wrote: On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 12:00:57 PM UTC-5, Frank wrote: On 6/10/2015 11:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote: On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote: Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic. Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-) [8~{} Uncle GPS Monster At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting next to you Robotics is making great strides these days. Someday men can have a cyber bitch for a companion. She would come(no pun) with a remote control to turn her off when the man wanted peace and quiet. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Misogynist Monster and turn her on when man wants piece. The Consumer Product Safety Commission will probably get involved because robot sex could be a shocking experience. Realistic love dolls are already available and if I win the lottery, I'll buy a half dozen just to have around for some décor. ^_^ https://www.realdoll.com/ [8~{} Uncle Real Monster |
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On 06/10/2015 02:32 PM, Frank wrote:
On 6/10/2015 2:13 PM, Uncle Monster wrote: On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 12:00:57 PM UTC-5, Frank wrote: On 6/10/2015 11:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote: On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote: Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic. Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-) [8~{} Uncle GPS Monster At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting next to you Robotics is making great strides these days. Someday men can have a cyber bitch for a companion. She would come(no pun) with a remote control to turn her off when the man wanted peace and quiet. ^_^ I once read that scientists had grown an ear in a petrie dish. WTF? An ear seems odd. Why not grow a pussy? |
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Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 12:00:57 PM UTC-5, Frank wrote: On 6/10/2015 11:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote: On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote: Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic. Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-) [8~{} Uncle GPS Monster At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting next to you Robotics is making great strides these days. Someday men can have a cyber bitch for a companion. She would come(no pun) with a remote control to turn her off when the man wanted peace and quiet. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Misogynist Monster We have unspoken rule between us. When I am in her car or she in my car we don't say anything about driver's driving. Anyhow pretty soon cars will drive themselves, we'll be all just passengers. |
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On Wed, 10 Jun 2015 17:21:09 -0600, Tony Hwang
wrote: We have unspoken rule between us. When I am in her car or she in my car we don't say anything about driver's driving. Anyhow pretty soon cars will drive themselves, we'll be all just passengers. If I ride with my wife, I need reading material. Why do wife's drive around parking lots looking for a place to park when they just passed one. I give up... |
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On 06/10/2015 09:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? Mine has a guy that sounds like Boris Karloff making snotty remarks. He also offers suggestions like 'Let's pick up a hitchhiker and have some fun.' |
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On 06/10/2015 11:00 AM, Frank wrote:
At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting next to you Nice thing about bikes... You also need the t-shirt that says 'If you can read this the bitch fell off' |
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