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Bob_Villa June 10th 15 03:46 PM

Car compass
 
Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic.

Uncle Monster[_2_] June 10th 15 04:08 PM

Car compass
 
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic.


Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-)

[8~{} Uncle GPS Monster

Bob_Villa June 10th 15 05:04 PM

Car compass
 
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 10:08:51 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic.


Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-)

[8~{} Uncle GPS Monster


Mine has Wallace (of "Wallace and Grommet") optional.

Frank[_23_] June 10th 15 06:00 PM

Car compass
 
On 6/10/2015 11:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic.


Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-)

[8~{} Uncle GPS Monster


At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting
next to you ;)

Uncle Monster[_2_] June 10th 15 07:05 PM

Car compass
 
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 11:04:32 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 10:08:51 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic.


Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-)

[8~{} Uncle GPS Monster


Mine has Wallace (of "Wallace and Grommet") optional.


Does it say,"Go get em Grommet!"? ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Puppy Monster

Oren[_2_] June 10th 15 07:08 PM

Car compass
 
On Wed, 10 Jun 2015 13:00:51 -0400, Frank "frank
wrote:

On 6/10/2015 11:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic.


Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-)

[8~{} Uncle GPS Monster


At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting
next to you ;)


Duct Tape.

I don't have to use online search engines; my wife knows everything :)


Uncle Monster[_2_] June 10th 15 07:13 PM

Car compass
 
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 12:00:57 PM UTC-5, Frank wrote:
On 6/10/2015 11:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic.


Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-)

[8~{} Uncle GPS Monster


At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting
next to you ;)


Robotics is making great strides these days. Someday men can have a cyber bitch for a companion. She would come(no pun) with a remote control to turn her off when the man wanted peace and quiet. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Misogynist Monster

Uncle Monster[_2_] June 10th 15 07:20 PM

Car compass
 
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 1:08:32 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote:
On Wed, 10 Jun 2015 13:00:51 -0400, Frank "frank
wrote:

On 6/10/2015 11:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic.

Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-)

[8~{} Uncle GPS Monster


At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting
next to you ;)


Duct Tape.

I don't have to use online search engines; my wife knows everything :)


You can use duck tape if you want to quack her up. 8-)

[8~{} Uncle Fowl Monster

Frank[_23_] June 10th 15 07:32 PM

Car compass
 
On 6/10/2015 2:13 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 12:00:57 PM UTC-5, Frank wrote:
On 6/10/2015 11:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic.

Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-)

[8~{} Uncle GPS Monster


At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting
next to you ;)


Robotics is making great strides these days. Someday men can have a cyber bitch for a companion.


She would come(no pun) with a remote control to turn her off when the
man wanted peace and quiet. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Misogynist Monster


and turn her on when man wants piece.

Ivan Vegvary[_2_] June 10th 15 07:52 PM

Car compass
 
When in an urban area I simply look for the nearest satellite dish. Close enough to South for all practical purposes.
Ivan Vegvary

Uncle Monster[_2_] June 10th 15 08:57 PM

Car compass
 
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 1:32:18 PM UTC-5, Frank wrote:
On 6/10/2015 2:13 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 12:00:57 PM UTC-5, Frank wrote:
On 6/10/2015 11:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic.

Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-)

[8~{} Uncle GPS Monster


At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting
next to you ;)


Robotics is making great strides these days. Someday men can have a cyber bitch for a companion.


She would come(no pun) with a remote control to turn her off when the
man wanted peace and quiet. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Misogynist Monster


and turn her on when man wants piece.


The Consumer Product Safety Commission will probably get involved because robot sex could be a shocking experience. Realistic love dolls are already available and if I win the lottery, I'll buy a half dozen just to have around for some décor. ^_^

https://www.realdoll.com/

[8~{} Uncle Real Monster

Senator Pocketstuffer June 10th 15 09:15 PM

Car compass
 
On 06/10/2015 02:32 PM, Frank wrote:
On 6/10/2015 2:13 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 12:00:57 PM UTC-5, Frank wrote:
On 6/10/2015 11:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic.

Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-)

[8~{} Uncle GPS Monster


At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting
next to you ;)


Robotics is making great strides these days. Someday men can have a cyber bitch for a companion.


She would come(no pun) with a remote control to turn her off when the man wanted peace and quiet. ^_^



I once read that scientists had grown an ear in a petrie dish.
WTF? An ear seems odd. Why not grow a pussy?

Tony Hwang June 11th 15 12:21 AM

Car compass
 
Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 12:00:57 PM UTC-5, Frank wrote:
On 6/10/2015 11:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic.

Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-)

[8~{} Uncle GPS Monster


At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting
next to you ;)


Robotics is making great strides these days. Someday men can have a cyber bitch for a companion. She would come(no pun) with a remote control to turn her off when the man wanted peace and quiet. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Misogynist Monster

We have unspoken rule between us. When I am in her car or she in my car
we don't say anything about driver's driving. Anyhow pretty soon cars
will drive themselves, we'll be all just passengers.

Oren[_2_] June 11th 15 12:45 AM

Car compass
 
On Wed, 10 Jun 2015 17:21:09 -0600, Tony Hwang
wrote:

We have unspoken rule between us. When I am in her car or she in my car
we don't say anything about driver's driving. Anyhow pretty soon cars
will drive themselves, we'll be all just passengers.


If I ride with my wife, I need reading material. Why do wife's drive
around parking lots looking for a place to park when they just passed
one. I give up...

rbowman[_2_] June 11th 15 03:56 AM

Car compass
 
On 06/10/2015 09:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me?


Mine has a guy that sounds like Boris Karloff making snotty remarks. He
also offers suggestions like 'Let's pick up a hitchhiker and have some fun.'


rbowman[_2_] June 11th 15 03:57 AM

Car compass
 
On 06/10/2015 11:00 AM, Frank wrote:
At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting
next to you ;)


Nice thing about bikes... You also need the t-shirt that says 'If you
can read this the bitch fell off'


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