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Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic.
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On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic. Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-) [8~{} Uncle GPS Monster |
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On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 10:08:51 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote: Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic. Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-) [8~{} Uncle GPS Monster Mine has Wallace (of "Wallace and Grommet") optional. |
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On 6/10/2015 11:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote: Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic. Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-) [8~{} Uncle GPS Monster At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting next to you ;) |
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On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 11:04:32 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 10:08:51 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote: On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote: Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic. Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-) [8~{} Uncle GPS Monster Mine has Wallace (of "Wallace and Grommet") optional. Does it say,"Go get em Grommet!"? ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Puppy Monster |
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On Wed, 10 Jun 2015 13:00:51 -0400, Frank "frank
wrote: On 6/10/2015 11:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote: On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote: Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic. Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-) [8~{} Uncle GPS Monster At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting next to you ;) Duct Tape. I don't have to use online search engines; my wife knows everything :) |
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On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 12:00:57 PM UTC-5, Frank wrote:
On 6/10/2015 11:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote: On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote: Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic. Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-) [8~{} Uncle GPS Monster At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting next to you ;) Robotics is making great strides these days. Someday men can have a cyber bitch for a companion. She would come(no pun) with a remote control to turn her off when the man wanted peace and quiet. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Misogynist Monster |
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On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 1:08:32 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote:
On Wed, 10 Jun 2015 13:00:51 -0400, Frank "frank wrote: On 6/10/2015 11:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote: On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote: Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic. Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-) [8~{} Uncle GPS Monster At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting next to you ;) Duct Tape. I don't have to use online search engines; my wife knows everything :) You can use duck tape if you want to quack her up. 8-) [8~{} Uncle Fowl Monster |
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On 6/10/2015 2:13 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 12:00:57 PM UTC-5, Frank wrote: On 6/10/2015 11:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote: On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote: Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic. Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-) [8~{} Uncle GPS Monster At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting next to you ;) Robotics is making great strides these days. Someday men can have a cyber bitch for a companion. She would come(no pun) with a remote control to turn her off when the man wanted peace and quiet. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Misogynist Monster and turn her on when man wants piece. |
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When in an urban area I simply look for the nearest satellite dish. Close enough to South for all practical purposes.
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On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 1:32:18 PM UTC-5, Frank wrote:
On 6/10/2015 2:13 PM, Uncle Monster wrote: On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 12:00:57 PM UTC-5, Frank wrote: On 6/10/2015 11:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote: On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote: Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic. Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-) [8~{} Uncle GPS Monster At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting next to you ;) Robotics is making great strides these days. Someday men can have a cyber bitch for a companion. She would come(no pun) with a remote control to turn her off when the man wanted peace and quiet. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Misogynist Monster and turn her on when man wants piece. The Consumer Product Safety Commission will probably get involved because robot sex could be a shocking experience. Realistic love dolls are already available and if I win the lottery, I'll buy a half dozen just to have around for some décor. ^_^ https://www.realdoll.com/ [8~{} Uncle Real Monster |
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On 06/10/2015 02:32 PM, Frank wrote:
On 6/10/2015 2:13 PM, Uncle Monster wrote: On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 12:00:57 PM UTC-5, Frank wrote: On 6/10/2015 11:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote: On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote: Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic. Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-) [8~{} Uncle GPS Monster At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting next to you ;) Robotics is making great strides these days. Someday men can have a cyber bitch for a companion. She would come(no pun) with a remote control to turn her off when the man wanted peace and quiet. ^_^ I once read that scientists had grown an ear in a petrie dish. WTF? An ear seems odd. Why not grow a pussy? |
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Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 12:00:57 PM UTC-5, Frank wrote: On 6/10/2015 11:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote: On Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 9:46:33 AM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote: Guys don't ask for directions=guys need a GPS...pretty basic. Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? 8-) [8~{} Uncle GPS Monster At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting next to you ;) Robotics is making great strides these days. Someday men can have a cyber bitch for a companion. She would come(no pun) with a remote control to turn her off when the man wanted peace and quiet. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Misogynist Monster We have unspoken rule between us. When I am in her car or she in my car we don't say anything about driver's driving. Anyhow pretty soon cars will drive themselves, we'll be all just passengers. |
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On Wed, 10 Jun 2015 17:21:09 -0600, Tony Hwang
wrote: We have unspoken rule between us. When I am in her car or she in my car we don't say anything about driver's driving. Anyhow pretty soon cars will drive themselves, we'll be all just passengers. If I ride with my wife, I need reading material. Why do wife's drive around parking lots looking for a place to park when they just passed one. I give up... |
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On 06/10/2015 09:08 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
Is that why there's some woman in my GPS bitching at me? Mine has a guy that sounds like Boris Karloff making snotty remarks. He also offers suggestions like 'Let's pick up a hitchhiker and have some fun.' |
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On 06/10/2015 11:00 AM, Frank wrote:
At least you can pull the plug on the gps but not on the woman sitting next to you ;) Nice thing about bikes... You also need the t-shirt that says 'If you can read this the bitch fell off' |
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