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Newsgroups: rec.autos.driving,alt.home.repair,alt.autos Sent: Tuesday, February 26, 2008 2:14 AM Subject: How to make a "Blizzard Survival Kit" for Drivers Making a "Blizzard Survival Kit" !!! You're driving down the road in a winter blizzard. The thermometer reads minus 25, the winds are blowing 50 mph and you cant see ten feet ahead of you. Suddenly your car slides off the road into a ditch and a deep snow bank. The snow is packed under the car so the wheels do nothing but spin. You don't have a snow shovel to dig the car out, or a safety flare to alert the authorities. Your cellphone battery is dead, and you're freezing cold. You know you will soon die from exposure and freaze to deeth. What are you going to do as you kneel on the front seat of your car praying to the plastic Jesus hanging on your rear-view mirror, while cussing out God because of the tragedy you are experiencing. But, you know you're prepared for an emergency such as this, because you were smart enough to create a "Blizzard Survival Kit" long before this disaster occurred, and every good driver knows that sooner or later this disaster WILL happen. You open the glove compartment and find a small carboard box. Inside the box is an ice pick, book of matches, some cotton, a nail, some bubblegum, and a candle. Here's how to use your "Blizzard Survival Kit". 1. Empty contents of the box. 2. Puncture the bottom of the cardboard box with the nail and stick the nail into the bottom of the candle so the candle stands upright inside the box. 3. Place the cotton around the base of the candle inside the box. 4. Light the candle inside the car so the wind does not blow out the match. 5. Take the ice pick and puncture a small hole in your cars gas tank. 6. Carry the "Blizzard Survival Kit" with burning candle to the rear of the car and place the box near (but not too close) to the leak in the gas tank which you made with your ice pick. 7. Grab your plastic Jesus and get at least 500 feet away from the car. This will be the toughest time because you will be freezing cold and all you can do is wait, while praying to your plastic Jesus for a place in his plastic heaven, if you should die. 8. Several minutes pass, and you'll suddenly notice the cotton ignite in the box, setting the box on fire, which will then ignite the dripping gasoline. Seconds later the entire contents of your gas tank will ignite, explode, and begin to burn with a very hot fire. This is when you can walk closer to the fire and warm up. The flames and thick black smoke will alert the authorities that you are there, and they will come to assist. Best yet, the heat from the gasoline fire will melt the snow around your car so you can easily drive away after you insert the bubblegum in the hole in the gas tank, and refill the tank with gas. Today is a great day to create your very own "Blizzard Survival Kit". Don't wait until disaster strikes, and it's too late when the authorities find your frozen dead body on the side of the road. This road safety tip is provided as a courtesy by Mike's Auto Salvage of Sarasota, Florida. Mike |
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On Tuesday, March 3, 2015 at 9:23:18 AM UTC-5, Stormin Mormon wrote:
From: Newsgroups: rec.autos.driving,alt.home.repair,alt.autos Sent: Tuesday, February 26, 2008 2:14 AM Subject: How to make a "Blizzard Survival Kit" for Drivers Making a "Blizzard Survival Kit" !!! You're driving down the road in a winter blizzard. The thermometer reads minus 25, the winds are blowing 50 mph and you cant see ten feet ahead of you. Suddenly your car slides off the road into a ditch and a deep snow bank. The snow is packed under the car so the wheels do nothing but spin. You don't have a snow shovel to dig the car out, or a safety flare to alert the authorities. Your cellphone battery is dead, and you're freezing cold. You know you will soon die from exposure and freaze to deeth. What are you going to do as you kneel on the front seat of your car praying to the plastic Jesus hanging on your rear-view mirror, while cussing out God because of the tragedy you are experiencing. But, you know you're prepared for an emergency such as this, because you were smart enough to create a "Blizzard Survival Kit" long before this disaster occurred, and every good driver knows that sooner or later this disaster WILL happen. You open the glove compartment and find a small carboard box. Inside the box is an ice pick, book of matches, some cotton, a nail, some bubblegum, and a candle. Here's how to use your "Blizzard Survival Kit". 1. Empty contents of the box. 2. Puncture the bottom of the cardboard box with the nail and stick the nail into the bottom of the candle so the candle stands upright inside the box. 3. Place the cotton around the base of the candle inside the box. 4. Light the candle inside the car so the wind does not blow out the match. 5. Take the ice pick and puncture a small hole in your cars gas tank. 6. Carry the "Blizzard Survival Kit" with burning candle to the rear of the car and place the box near (but not too close) to the leak in the gas tank which you made with your ice pick. 7. Grab your plastic Jesus and get at least 500 feet away from the car. This will be the toughest time because you will be freezing cold and all you can do is wait, while praying to your plastic Jesus for a place in his plastic heaven, if you should die. 8. Several minutes pass, and you'll suddenly notice the cotton ignite in the box, setting the box on fire, which will then ignite the dripping gasoline. Seconds later the entire contents of your gas tank will ignite, explode, and begin to burn with a very hot fire. This is when you can walk closer to the fire and warm up. The flames and thick black smoke will alert the authorities that you are there, and they will come to assist. Best yet, the heat from the gasoline fire will melt the snow around your car so you can easily drive away after you insert the bubblegum in the hole in the gas tank, and refill the tank with gas. Today is a great day to create your very own "Blizzard Survival Kit". Don't wait until disaster strikes, and it's too late when the authorities find your frozen dead body on the side of the road. This road safety tip is provided as a courtesy by Mike's Auto Salvage of Sarasota, Florida. Mike I would burn the spare tire to attract attention instead of setting the whole car on fire. Paul |
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On 3/3/2015 10:23 AM, Pavel314 wrote:
I would burn the spare tire to attract attention instead of setting the whole car on fire. Paul Many cars today no longer come with a spare tire, just a can of Fix-a-flat type stuff. You have to take a wheel off. |
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"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message ... From: Newsgroups: rec.autos.driving,alt.home.repair,alt.autos Sent: Tuesday, February 26, 2008 2:14 AM Subject: How to make a "Blizzard Survival Kit" for Drivers Making a "Blizzard Survival Kit" !!! You're driving down the road in a winter blizzard. The thermometer reads minus 25, the winds are blowing 50 mph and you cant see ten feet ahead of you. Suddenly your car slides off the road into a ditch and a deep snow bank. The snow is packed under the car so the wheels do nothing but spin. You don't have a snow shovel to dig the car out, or a safety flare to alert the authorities. Your cellphone battery is dead, and you're freezing cold. You know you will soon die from exposure and freaze to deeth. What are you going to do as you kneel on the front seat of your car praying to the plastic Jesus hanging on your rear-view mirror, while cussing out God because of the tragedy you are experiencing. But, you know you're prepared for an emergency such as this, because you were smart enough to create a "Blizzard Survival Kit" long before this disaster occurred, and every good driver knows that sooner or later this disaster WILL happen. You open the glove compartment and find a small carboard box. Inside the box is an ice pick, book of matches, some cotton, a nail, some bubblegum, and a candle. Here's how to use your "Blizzard Survival Kit". 1. Empty contents of the box. 2. Puncture the bottom of the cardboard box with the nail and stick the nail into the bottom of the candle so the candle stands upright inside the box. 3. Place the cotton around the base of the candle inside the box. 4. Light the candle inside the car so the wind does not blow out the match. 5. Take the ice pick and puncture a small hole in your cars gas tank. 6. Carry the "Blizzard Survival Kit" with burning candle to the rear of the car and place the box near (but not too close) to the leak in the gas tank which you made with your ice pick. 7. Grab your plastic Jesus and get at least 500 feet away from the car. This will be the toughest time because you will be freezing cold and all you can do is wait, while praying to your plastic Jesus for a place in his plastic heaven, if you should die. 8. Several minutes pass, and you'll suddenly notice the cotton ignite in the box, setting the box on fire, which will then ignite the dripping gasoline. Seconds later the entire contents of your gas tank will ignite, explode, and begin to burn with a very hot fire. This is when you can walk closer to the fire and warm up. The flames and thick black smoke will alert the authorities that you are there, and they will come to assist. Best yet, the heat from the gasoline fire will melt the snow around your car so you can easily drive away after you insert the bubblegum in the hole in the gas tank, and refill the tank with gas. Today is a great day to create your very own "Blizzard Survival Kit". Don't wait until disaster strikes, and it's too late when the authorities find your frozen dead body on the side of the road. This road safety tip is provided as a courtesy by Mike's Auto Salvage of Sarasota, Florida. Mike next time there is a blizzard in Sarasota Florida, we will all be prepared. |
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On Tue, 3 Mar 2015 10:31:55 -0800, "Reggie"
wrote: next time there is a blizzard in Sarasota Florida, we will all be prepared. ding, Ding, DING! We have a winner. |
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On 3/3/2015 12:22 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
On 3/3/2015 10:23 AM, Pavel314 wrote: I would burn the spare tire to attract attention instead of setting the whole car on fire. Paul Many cars today no longer come with a spare tire, just a can of Fix-a-flat type stuff. You have to take a wheel off. As of August 2014 these cars did not come with a spare tire according to Consumer Reports: Acura RLX Audi TT Buick LaCrosse Cadillac CTS Cadillac SRX Cadillac XTS Chevrolet Camaro Chevrolet Malibu Chevrolet Spark Chevrolet Volt Dodge Caliber Dodge Dart Fiat 500 Ford C-Max Ford Focus Ford Fusion Ford Mustang Honda Accord Hyundai Accent Hyundai Elantra Hyundai Sonata Hyundai Veloster Infiniti G Kia Forte Kia Rio Kia Soul Land Rover Range Rover Sport Mazda MX-5 Miata Mitsubishi i-MiEV Nissan Leaf Porsche 911 Porsche Boxster Porsche Panamera Scion iQ Smart ForTwo Toyota Prius Volvo C70 Volvo S60 ....and probably some not listed. |
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On 03/03/2015 09:23 AM, Pavel314 wrote:
snip Mike's Auto Salvage of Sarasota, Florida. Mike I would burn the spare tire to attract attention instead of setting the whole car on fire. Paul When I was a kid I read a story about a business man driving home in a snowstorm and eventually the snow was so deep and the visibility was so poor he could drive no more. He had a warm jacket so would not freeze and he had plenty of treats that he was bringing for his family so he knew he'd be OK. He really tried not to eat the treats but the hunger got to him and he needed the energy to keep himself warm...so by morning he had eaten everything. The sun was now out and the snow had stopped...so he got out of the car to get his bearing. He was parked in front of his own house! |
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On 3/3/2015 10:23 AM, Pavel314 wrote:
8. Several minutes pass, and you'll suddenly notice the cotton ignite in the box, setting the box on fire, which will then ignite the dripping gasoline. Seconds later the entire contents of your gas tank will ignite, explode, and begin to burn with a very hot fire. This is when you Mike I would burn the spare tire to attract attention instead of setting the whole car on fire. Paul Makes more sense than most of what's on this list. Thank you. - .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On 3/3/2015 1:41 PM, Oren wrote:
On Tue, 3 Mar 2015 10:31:55 -0800, "Reggie" wrote: next time there is a blizzard in Sarasota Florida, we will all be prepared. ding, Ding, DING! We have a winner. I second that. Good catch. -- .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On 3/3/2015 2:26 PM, IGot2P wrote:
As of August 2014 these cars did not come with a spare tire according to Consumer Reports: Acura RLX Audi TT Buick LaCrosse Cadillac CTS Cadillac SRX Cadillac XTS Chevrolet Camaro Chevrolet Malibu Chevrolet Spark Chevrolet Volt Dodge Caliber Dodge Dart Fiat 500 Ford C-Max Ford Focus Ford Fusion Ford Mustang Honda Accord Hyundai Accent Hyundai Elantra Hyundai Sonata My 2013 Sonata has a spare but would not be surprised it it is eliminated. I've not driven on a spare for over 30 years until last December when I had a gash in the sidewall. I'd have been screwed without one. The free Roadside Assistance was nice to on a cold night. |
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On Tue, 03 Mar 2015 14:54:06 -0600, philo wrote:
On 03/03/2015 09:23 AM, Pavel314 wrote: snip Mike's Auto Salvage of Sarasota, Florida. Mike I would burn the spare tire to attract attention instead of setting the whole car on fire. Paul When I was a kid I read a story about a business man driving home in a snowstorm and eventually the snow was so deep and the visibility was so poor he could drive no more. He had a warm jacket so would not freeze and he had plenty of treats that he was bringing for his family so he knew he'd be OK. He really tried not to eat the treats but the hunger got to him and he needed the energy to keep himself warm...so by morning he had eaten everything. The sun was now out and the snow had stopped...so he got out of the car to get his bearing. He was parked in front of his own house! Heard basically the same story, but the guy didn't stay in his car. He got out and tried to walk home. In the morning his wife found the car parked less than 10 feet from the house - next day they found his body half a mile away in a snow drift, frozen solid. STAY IN THE CAR - at least untill the storm stops. Part of the blizzard kit should be a telescopic handle like they sell for paint rollers, and a reflective flag to tie to it with your name and licence number on it to identify where the car is buried in the snow drift, and a box of candles for heat. -a good blanket or sleeping bag too. It's all in the back of my pickup - within reach of the sliding window between the cab and the box - also in the trunk of the Taurus - where it can be reached through the back seat pass-through to the trunk. |
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On 2015-03-03 7:23 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
snip Best yet, the heat from the gasoline fire will melt the snow around your car so you can easily drive away after you insert the bubblegum in the hole in the gas tank, and refill the tank with gas. Can't believe no one caught this little piece of wisdom? How do you refill and drive away a car that blew up and burned to the ground? -- Dr. WTF |
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Stormin Mormon wrote:
From: Newsgroups: rec.autos.driving,alt.home.repair,alt.autos Sent: Tuesday, February 26, 2008 2:14 AM Subject: How to make a "Blizzard Survival Kit" for Drivers Making a "Blizzard Survival Kit" !!! You're driving down the road in a winter blizzard. The thermometer reads minus 25, the winds are blowing 50 mph and you cant see ten feet ahead of you. Suddenly your car slides off the road into a ditch and a deep snow bank. The snow is packed under the car so the wheels do nothing but spin. You don't have a snow shovel to dig the car out, or a safety flare to alert the authorities. Your cellphone battery is dead, and you're freezing cold. You know you will soon die from exposure and freaze to deeth. What are you going to do as you kneel on the front seat of your car praying to the plastic Jesus hanging on your rear-view mirror, while cussing out God because of the tragedy you are experiencing. But, you know you're prepared for an emergency such as this, because you were smart enough to create a "Blizzard Survival Kit" long before this disaster occurred, and every good driver knows that sooner or later this disaster WILL happen. You open the glove compartment and find a small carboard box. Inside the box is an ice pick, book of matches, some cotton, a nail, some bubblegum, and a candle. Here's how to use your "Blizzard Survival Kit". 1. Empty contents of the box. 2. Puncture the bottom of the cardboard box with the nail and stick the nail into the bottom of the candle so the candle stands upright inside the box. 3. Place the cotton around the base of the candle inside the box. 4. Light the candle inside the car so the wind does not blow out the match. 5. Take the ice pick and puncture a small hole in your cars gas tank. 6. Carry the "Blizzard Survival Kit" with burning candle to the rear of the car and place the box near (but not too close) to the leak in the gas tank which you made with your ice pick. 7. Grab your plastic Jesus and get at least 500 feet away from the car. This will be the toughest time because you will be freezing cold and all you can do is wait, while praying to your plastic Jesus for a place in his plastic heaven, if you should die. 8. Several minutes pass, and you'll suddenly notice the cotton ignite in the box, setting the box on fire, which will then ignite the dripping gasoline. Seconds later the entire contents of your gas tank will ignite, explode, and begin to burn with a very hot fire. This is when you can walk closer to the fire and warm up. The flames and thick black smoke will alert the authorities that you are there, and they will come to assist. Best yet, the heat from the gasoline fire will melt the snow around your car so you can easily drive away after you insert the bubblegum in the hole in the gas tank, and refill the tank with gas. Today is a great day to create your very own "Blizzard Survival Kit". Don't wait until disaster strikes, and it's too late when the authorities find your frozen dead body on the side of the road. This road safety tip is provided as a courtesy by Mike's Auto Salvage of Sarasota, Florida. Mike I am surre it is a joke. |
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On Tue, 3 Mar 2015 07:23:42 -0800 (PST), Pavel314
wrote: 5. Take the ice pick and puncture a small hole in your cars gas tank. 6. Carry the "Blizzard Survival Kit" with burning candle to the rear of the car and place the box near (but not too close) to the leak in the gas tank which you made with your ice pick. 7. Grab your plastic Jesus and get at least 500 feet away from the car. This will be the toughest time because you will be freezing cold and all you can do is wait, while praying to your plastic Jesus for a place in his plastic heaven, if you should die. 8. Several minutes pass, and you'll suddenly notice the cotton ignite in the box, setting the box on fire, which will then ignite the dripping gasoline. Seconds later the entire contents of your gas tank will ignite, explode, and begin to burn with a very hot fire. This is when you can walk closer to the fire and warm up. The flames and thick black smoke will alert the authorities that you are there, and they will come to assist. Best yet, the heat from the gasoline fire will melt the snow around your car so you can easily drive away after you insert the bubblegum in the hole in the gas tank, and refill the tank with gas. Today is a great day to create your very own "Blizzard Survival Kit". Don't wait until disaster strikes, and it's too late when the authorities find your frozen dead body on the side of the road. This road safety tip is provided as a courtesy by Mike's Auto Salvage of Sarasota, Florida. Mike I would burn the spare tire to attract attention instead of setting the whole car on fire. Paul That whole story was about the stupidest thing I ever read..... THe spare tire makes more sense, but why not just carry some flares. Much cheaper, much safer, adn better for the environment too! |
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On 3/3/2015 3:54 PM, philo wrote:
When I was a kid I read a story about a business man driving home in a snowstorm and eventually the snow was so deep and the visibility was so poor he could drive no more. He had a warm jacket so would not freeze and he had plenty of treats that he was bringing for his family so he knew he'd be OK. He really tried not to eat the treats but the hunger got to him and he needed the energy to keep himself warm...so by morning he had eaten everything. The sun was now out and the snow had stopped...so he got out of the car to get his bearing. He was parked in front of his own house! Yes, this is totally possible. What an ending. - .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On 03/04/2015 04:41 AM, wrote:
On Tue, 03 Mar 2015 21:13:34 -0500, wrote: He was parked in front of his own house! Heard basically the same story, but the guy didn't stay in his car. He got out and tried to walk home. In the morning his wife found the car parked less than 10 feet from the house - next day they found his body half a mile away in a snow drift, frozen solid. STAY IN THE CAR - at least untill the storm stops. They always say to STAY IN THE CAR, which makes sense if the car still runs. But if it wont run, you can freeze inside the car too. Years ago, my fuel pump quit working. I was about 3 miles from home, out in the country on a gravel road around midnight. Cellphones were rare back then and I did not have one. It was very cold and windy and there was a lot of blowing snow. But with no fuel pump, the engine was not going to start. I know no one would likely drive by there till 5 or 6am or later. I knew the road well, and knew there were 4 houses along the way, but they are all older people, so waking them up was doubtful. I decided to try to walk it. Halfway home I was starting to feel weak and knew I was not going to make it. I was near a farmhouse, but I knew the elderly people had moved to town, and there may or may not be anyone at the house. I began walking toward the house when I heard their cattle in the barn, which was closer to me than the house. I went into the barn, and it was warmer and not windy, but I was damn cold. Although I have had horses most of my life, I have never had much experience with cows. But it did not take me long to walk up to a cow and warm myself against her. After warming up, I walked around the barn, found an old calf blanket, wrapped that around me, and that's when I saw a phone on the wall. But I soon found out the phone was dead. I just stayed in that barn until dawn, and was not sure what sort of reaction I'd get when the farmer walked in, but I was not going to freeze. But thats when I noticed the wind and snow had stopped, so I walked the rest of the way home. I later called the farmer, told him what happened, and told him I borrowed that calf blanket. He said he was glad I was ok, and told me to just bring the blanket back whenever I could, which I did that same day, after having a friend tow my car home. Part of the blizzard kit should be a telescopic handle like they sell for paint rollers, and a reflective flag to tie to it with your name and licence number on it to identify where the car is buried in the snow drift, and a box of candles for heat. -a good blanket or sleeping bag too. It's all in the back of my pickup - within reach of the sliding window between the cab and the box - also in the trunk of the Taurus - where it can be reached through the back seat pass-through to the trunk. Glad you made it. I usually have several blankets in my car. |
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On 3/3/2015 2:54 PM, philo wrote:
When I was a kid I read a story about a business man driving home in a snowstorm and eventually the snow was so deep and the visibility was so poor he could drive no more. He had a warm jacket so would not freeze and he had plenty of treats that he was bringing for his family so he knew he'd be OK. He really tried not to eat the treats but the hunger got to him and he needed the energy to keep himself warm...so by morning he had eaten everything. The sun was now out and the snow had stopped...so he got out of the car to get his bearing. He was parked in front of his own house! Sounds like an updated version of Pa being trapped in a snowbank in one of the Little House books. He'd walked back from town with candy for Laura and Mary in his pocket, and he got so hungry, he ended up eating it. When the storm died down and he dug himself out, he found he was just a short distance from their shanty. |
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On Wednesday, March 4, 2015 at 3:35:52 AM UTC-6, philo wrote:
The story I related was fictional but people do freeze to death if they get out and walk. There was one news item I read recently about a woman who froze solid but miraculously survived after they thawed her out, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5E394eoU54 Of course the "frozen solid" is an exaggeration...her core temperature was in the 70's. Still, the "mammalian effect" is astounding! |
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On 03/04/2015 08:35 AM, (PeteCresswell) wrote:
Per : After warming up, I walked around the barn, found an old calf blanket, wrapped that around me Nobody has mentioned snowmobile suits. Where I live it's not even that cold - but around Thanksgiving I throw a nylon duffel bag into the back seat that contains, among other things, a snowmobile suit. Dunno how cold it has to be to freeze to death in one of those things, but they are quite a bit warmer compared to regular pants/coat. When I was in the Army and had to stand guard duty in the German winters we were issued arctic clothing. I kept most of it and have walked for miles in -20F without getting cold. One such day I walked down to the lake and there was still plenty of open water and I saw ducks swimming in it. Now /that/ made me freeze just thinking about it. |
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On Tuesday, March 3, 2015 at 2:26:59 PM UTC-5, IGot2P wrote:
On 3/3/2015 12:22 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote: On 3/3/2015 10:23 AM, Pavel314 wrote: I would burn the spare tire to attract attention instead of setting the whole car on fire. Paul Many cars today no longer come with a spare tire, just a can of Fix-a-flat type stuff. You have to take a wheel off. As of August 2014 these cars did not come with a spare tire according to Consumer Reports: Acura RLX Audi TT Buick LaCrosse Cadillac CTS Cadillac SRX Cadillac XTS Chevrolet Camaro Chevrolet Malibu Chevrolet Spark Chevrolet Volt Dodge Caliber Dodge Dart Fiat 500 Ford C-Max Ford Focus Ford Fusion Ford Mustang Honda Accord Hyundai Accent Hyundai Elantra Hyundai Sonata Hyundai Veloster Infiniti G Kia Forte Kia Rio Kia Soul Land Rover Range Rover Sport Mazda MX-5 Miata Mitsubishi i-MiEV Nissan Leaf Porsche 911 Porsche Boxster Porsche Panamera Scion iQ Smart ForTwo Toyota Prius Volvo C70 Volvo S60 ...and probably some not listed. I have a 2013 Fusion and it does have a spare tire; guess 2014 was a watershed model year. I saw something a while back about non-pneumatic tires for cars, which might be the next new thing. Paul |
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On Wednesday, March 4, 2015 at 2:06:47 AM UTC-8, wrote:
On Tue, 3 Mar 2015 07:23:42 -0800 (PST), Pavel314 wrote: 5. Take the ice pick and puncture a small hole in your cars gas tank. 6. Carry the "Blizzard Survival Kit" with burning candle to the rear of the car and place the box near (but not too close) to the leak in the gas tank which you made with your ice pick. 7. Grab your plastic Jesus and get at least 500 feet away from the car. This will be the toughest time because you will be freezing cold and all you can do is wait, while praying to your plastic Jesus for a place in his plastic heaven, if you should die. 8. Several minutes pass, and you'll suddenly notice the cotton ignite in the box, setting the box on fire, which will then ignite the dripping gasoline. Seconds later the entire contents of your gas tank will ignite, explode, and begin to burn with a very hot fire. This is when you can walk closer to the fire and warm up. The flames and thick black smoke will alert the authorities that you are there, and they will come to assist. Best yet, the heat from the gasoline fire will melt the snow around your car so you can easily drive away after you insert the bubblegum in the hole in the gas tank, and refill the tank with gas. Today is a great day to create your very own "Blizzard Survival Kit". Don't wait until disaster strikes, and it's too late when the authorities find your frozen dead body on the side of the road. This road safety tip is provided as a courtesy by Mike's Auto Salvage of Sarasota, Florida. Mike I would burn the spare tire to attract attention instead of setting the whole car on fire. Paul That whole story was about the stupidest thing I ever read..... THe spare tire makes more sense, but why not just carry some flares. Much cheaper, much safer, adn better for the environment too! Agree. My bet is that the fire would burn but the tank would not blow up. Whatever air is in the tank would be fuel rich to the point the vapor would not burn/explode until he tank was ruptured, not just a small puncture. Harry K |
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On Wednesday, March 4, 2015 at 2:06:47 AM UTC-8, wrote: On Tue, 3 Mar 2015 07:23:42 -0800 (PST), Pavel314 wrote: 5. Take the ice pick and puncture a small hole in your cars gas tank. 6. Carry the "Blizzard Survival Kit" with burning candle to the rear of the car and place the box near (but not too close) to the leak in the gas tank which you made with your ice pick. 7. Grab your plastic Jesus and get at least 500 feet away from the car. This will be the toughest time because you will be freezing cold and all you can do is wait, while praying to your plastic Jesus for a place in his plastic heaven, if you should die. 8. Several minutes pass, and you'll suddenly notice the cotton ignite in the box, setting the box on fire, which will then ignite the dripping gasoline. Seconds later the entire contents of your gas tank will ignite, explode, and begin to burn with a very hot fire. This is when you can walk closer to the fire and warm up. The flames and thick black smoke will alert the authorities that you are there, and they will come to assist. Best yet, the heat from the gasoline fire will melt the snow around your car so you can easily drive away after you insert the bubblegum in the hole in the gas tank, and refill the tank with gas. Today is a great day to create your very own "Blizzard Survival Kit". Don't wait until disaster strikes, and it's too late when the authorities find your frozen dead body on the side of the road. This road safety tip is provided as a courtesy by Mike's Auto Salvage of Sarasota, Florida. Mike I would burn the spare tire to attract attention instead of setting the whole car on fire. Paul That whole story was about the stupidest thing I ever read..... THe spare tire makes more sense, but why not just carry some flares. Much cheaper, much safer, adn better for the environment too! Agree. My bet is that the fire would burn but the tank would not blow up. Whatever air is in the tank would be fuel rich to the point the vapor would not burn/explode until he tank was ruptured, not just a small puncture. Harry K Hmm, Some candle sticks will be good source of heat inside the car. I have them plus some chocolate and protein bars, emergency blanket, tow rope, chain, small shovel, always carried as a emergency kit in winter time. Also I always fill gas when tank is half full just to be sure. If you got stranded stay put, never wander off. Also I have DC charger for cell phone and my ham radio handi talkie. |
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On 3/4/2015 9:01 AM, Moe DeLoughan wrote:
On 3/3/2015 2:54 PM, philo wrote: When I was a kid I read a story about a business man driving home in a snowstorm and eventually the snow was so deep and the visibility was so poor he could drive no more. He had a warm jacket so would not freeze and he had plenty of treats that he was bringing for his family so he knew he'd be OK. He really tried not to eat the treats but the hunger got to him and he needed the energy to keep himself warm...so by morning he had eaten everything. The sun was now out and the snow had stopped...so he got out of the car to get his bearing. He was parked in front of his own house! Sounds like an updated version of Pa being trapped in a snowbank in one of the Little House books. He'd walked back from town with candy for Laura and Mary in his pocket, and he got so hungry, he ended up eating it. When the storm died down and he dug himself out, he found he was just a short distance from their shanty. Knowing the LHOP series, the girls were pleased that Pa was safe, and all was forgiven. -- .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On Wed, 04 Mar 2015 04:41:41 -0600, wrote:
On Tue, 03 Mar 2015 21:13:34 -0500, wrote: He was parked in front of his own house! Heard basically the same story, but the guy didn't stay in his car. He got out and tried to walk home. In the morning his wife found the car parked less than 10 feet from the house - next day they found his body half a mile away in a snow drift, frozen solid. STAY IN THE CAR - at least untill the storm stops. They always say to STAY IN THE CAR, which makes sense if the car still runs. But if it wont run, you can freeze inside the car too. In the car you are dry and out of the wind, and you won't be wandering lost in the blizzard. With a good warm blanket and a few candles you can avoid freezing to death if you stay dry. Years ago, my fuel pump quit working. I was about 3 miles from home, out in the country on a gravel road around midnight. Cellphones were rare back then and I did not have one. It was very cold and windy and there was a lot of blowing snow. But with no fuel pump, the engine was not going to start. I know no one would likely drive by there till 5 or 6am or later. I knew the road well, and knew there were 4 houses along the way, but they are all older people, so waking them up was doubtful. I've been in blizards where you couldn't see more than a car length when you were in the car - the snow going sideways at 40MPH and more meant you couldn't see 3 feet when you were out in the wind. Stupid to be caught out in that weather - and DEADLY stupid to be walking around in it. I decided to try to walk it. Halfway home I was starting to feel weak and knew I was not going to make it. I was near a farmhouse, but I knew the elderly people had moved to town, and there may or may not be anyone at the house. I began walking toward the house when I heard their cattle in the barn, which was closer to me than the house. That's OK if you don't have 3-4 foot drifts to plough through, and if you can see the barn I went into the barn, and it was warmer and not windy, but I was damn cold. Although I have had horses most of my life, I have never had much experience with cows. But it did not take me long to walk up to a cow and warm myself against her. After warming up, I walked around the barn, found an old calf blanket, wrapped that around me, and that's when I saw a phone on the wall. But I soon found out the phone was dead. I just stayed in that barn until dawn, and was not sure what sort of reaction I'd get when the farmer walked in, but I was not going to freeze. But thats when I noticed the wind and snow had stopped, so I walked the rest of the way home. I later called the farmer, told him what happened, and told him I borrowed that calf blanket. He said he was glad I was ok, and told me to just bring the blanket back whenever I could, which I did that same day, after having a friend tow my car home. Part of the blizzard kit should be a telescopic handle like they sell for paint rollers, and a reflective flag to tie to it with your name and licence number on it to identify where the car is buried in the snow drift, and a box of candles for heat. -a good blanket or sleeping bag too. It's all in the back of my pickup - within reach of the sliding window between the cab and the box - also in the trunk of the Taurus - where it can be reached through the back seat pass-through to the trunk. |
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On 3/4/2015 9:18 PM, wrote:
STAY IN THE CAR - at least untill the storm stops. They always say to STAY IN THE CAR, which makes sense if the car still runs. But if it wont run, you can freeze inside the car too. In the car you are dry and out of the wind, and you won't be wandering lost in the blizzard. With a good warm blanket and a few candles you can avoid freezing to death if you stay dry. CY: Much warmer. Yes, I do have a couple candles in the back seat, and a lighter and matches. And some stiff wire, so I can hang a candle from miror or visor. 6am or later. I knew the road well, and knew there were 4 houses along the way, but they are all older people, so waking them up was doubtful. I've been in blizards where you couldn't see more than a car length when you were in the car - the snow going sideways at 40MPH and more meant you couldn't see 3 feet when you were out in the wind. Stupid to be caught out in that weather - and DEADLY stupid to be walking around in it. CY: We learned,in government schools to pull over and put on the fourway flashers. Less likely for someone to think you are in a lane and moving, and tailend collide with you. - .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On 3/4/2015 9:38 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
On 3/4/2015 9:18 PM, wrote: I've been in blizards where you couldn't see more than a car length when you were in the car - the snow going sideways at 40MPH and more meant you couldn't see 3 feet when you were out in the wind. Stupid to be caught out in that weather - and DEADLY stupid to be walking around in it. We get our share of snow here in CT,but usually not that bad. I've driven in plenty of snow, but if predicted to be that bad, I stay home. Weather reports today are fairly accurate so few people have reason to take the risk.. On the alt.survival list, the question was posed by a fellow in Colorado who was going to Arizona. He asked me what were some good things to have in the vehicle. One of the items later came to mind was NOAA radio. I've been out of town and looked at the weather channel in the motel room, that's been a big help. Took a different route, avoided the snow area. But, yes, weather reports (radio, TV, computer web page) are a big help, easier to stay out of trouble than go through trouble. -- .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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Mar 3Reggie wrote:
"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message ... - show quoted text - next time there is a blizzard in Sarasota Florida, we will all be prepared. " Not a question of if that will happen, but WHEN. Mother Earth is waking up. |
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On Thursday, March 5, 2015 at 6:28:56 AM UTC-6, Stormin Mormon wrote:
easier to stay out of trouble than go through trouble. I gotta save that one! |
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On 3/5/2015 8:27 AM, wrote:
Mar 3Reggie wrote: next time there is a blizzard in Sarasota Florida, we will all be prepared. " Not a question of if that will happen, but WHEN. Mother Earth is waking up. You know, I think there is truth in that. The weather is a bit different than when I was a kid. - .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On 3/5/2015 10:07 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
You know, I think there is truth in that. The weather is a bit different than when I was a kid. Ever since that moon landing. Congress controls the weather now. |
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On Thu, 05 Mar 2015 10:07:10 -0500, Stormin Mormon
wrote: On 3/5/2015 8:27 AM, wrote: Mar 3Reggie wrote: next time there is a blizzard in Sarasota Florida, we will all be prepared. " Not a question of if that will happen, but WHEN. Mother Earth is waking up. You know, I think there is truth in that. The weather is a bit different than when I was a kid. - . Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus . www.lds.org . . This past winter has been a bit closer to what I gr than the last 20 have been (last winter excepted) |
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On 3/6/2015 6:05 AM, wrote:
some new problem that occurs. But I have learned over the years to just stay in the house when a storm is coming, and stay there till it's over. I know that boy learned a hard lesson that day too. Then again, I never heard of a pony getting stuck in the snow either.... First, thank you for your kindness. Good of you to warm up the boy, loan him clothes, etc. Wish more adults were as caring. And you phoned his parents, I'd dare to guess they were concerned. As to the pony, there was writing in the Little House on the Prarie books, the year of the big winter. Pa had two horses, using them to go out to bring in prarie grass to burn. One would go insane when he punched through the snow, other horse would calmly stand. -- .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On Fri, 06 Mar 2015 19:25:10 -0500, "(PeteCresswell)"
wrote: Where do you live? The Mojave Desert. February made a record for all time high (county) - due to global whining. 71°F |
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On Fri, 06 Mar 2015 19:25:10 -0500, "(PeteCresswell)"
wrote: Per : But I have learned over the years to just stay in the house when a storm is coming, and stay there till it's over. I know that boy learned a hard lesson that day too. Then again, I never heard of a pony getting stuck in the snow either.... Where do you live? I've heard of Clydesdales getting stuck in snow - forget about ponies!!! |
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