Many men suffer from High Blood Pressure.

But I suffer from High Penis Pressure.
This is a big problem. The last time I had sex with a woman, as soon as
I started to cum, she took off like an airplane, crashed thru the
bedroom wall, and was found wandering around in a daze in California.
They figured she flew over 1000 miles, before landing in some trees.
My doctor said he dont know how to control this pressure, but suggested
strapping the next woman to a 30 ton piece of solid concrete before sex.

Now I have a gaping hole in the bedroom wall, and some wiring got ripped
out too. How do I fix it?

On 9/5/2013 3:25 PM, wrote:
Many men suffer from High Blood Pressure.

But I suffer from High Penis Pressure.
This is a big problem. The last time I had sex with a woman, as soon as
I started to cum, she took off like an airplane, crashed thru the
bedroom wall, and was found wandering around in a daze in California.
They figured she flew over 1000 miles, before landing in some trees.
My doctor said he dont know how to control this pressure, but suggested
strapping the next woman to a 30 ton piece of solid concrete before sex.

Now I have a gaping hole in the bedroom wall, and some wiring got ripped
out too. How do I fix it?


I know you're lying because if you had very high blood pressure,
becoming tumescent would be impossible for you. ^_^

TDD

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On Mon, 11 Jul 2011 21:07:53 -0400, "The Henchman"
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BTW I should add that this is a 2 wire plus ground wire from the main
panel to the outlet. So a white, black and green. This mean there
are two hot and no neutral on this circuit?
You are correct - as long as there is nothing re

posted for all of
us...

And I know how to SNIP


Many men suffer from High Blood Pressure.

But I suffer from High Penis Pressure.
This is a big problem. The last time I had sex with a woman, as soon as
I started to cum, she took off like an airplane, crashed thru the
bedroom wall, and was found wandering around in a daze in California.
They figured she flew over 1000 miles, before landing in some trees.
My doctor said he dont know how to control this pressure, but suggested
strapping the next woman to a 30 ton piece of solid concrete before sex.

Now I have a gaping hole in the bedroom wall, and some wiring got ripped
out too. How do I fix it?

I was going to say just plug the dyke....

Watch out the Prez may send your heat seeking
moisture missile over to Syria because right now
he's only pulling his pud.

--
Tekkie

Have you ever considered going on that TV show "America's Got Talent"?

You could have a Vegas hooker get down on all fours "doggy style" at center stage, and you could shoot her into a safety net suspended at the back of the auditorium.

That'd get America talking.