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Oprah Winfrey knows duct tape
Quote: Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. From: http://www.dumb-quotes.com/page/6/ I don't see what's dumb about this quote. She has it right. |
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Dean Hoffman " wrote in news:kt6q59$3kc$1
@speranza.aioe.org: Quote: Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. From: http://www.dumb-quotes.com/page/6/ I don't see what's dumb about this quote. She has it right. Yea, WTF????! |
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On Mon, 29 Jul 2013 17:25:44 -0500, Dean Hoffman
" wrote: Quote: Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. From: http://www.dumb-quotes.com/page/6/ I don't see what's dumb about this quote. She has it right. Is it true that TSA found 35 pounds of crack under her dress? |
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On Monday, July 29, 2013 5:56:45 PM UTC-6, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 29 Jul 2013 17:25:44 -0500, Dean Hoffman " wrote: Quote: Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. From: http://www.dumb-quotes.com/page/6/ I don't see what's dumb about this quote. She has it right. Is it true that TSA found 35 pounds of crack under her dress? More like 235 pounds of FAT. She's packin' it on again. === |
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Roy wrote in
: On Monday, July 29, 2013 5:56:45 PM UTC-6, Oren wrote: On Mon, 29 Jul 2013 17:25:44 -0500, Dean Hoffman " wrote: Quote: Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. From: http://www.dumb-quotes.com/page/6/ I don't see what's dumb about this quote. She has it right. Is it true that TSA found 35 pounds of crack under her dress? More like 235 pounds of FAT. She's packin' it on again. === I think you missed Oren's wise CRACK. |
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On Tue, 30 Jul 2013 00:05:08 +0000 (UTC), Red Green
wrote: Is it true that TSA found 35 pounds of crack under her dress? More like 235 pounds of FAT. She's packin' it on again. === I think you missed Oren's wise CRACK. By cracky, I think you got it. |
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On 7/29/2013 5:25 PM, Dean Hoffman wrote:
Quote: Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. From: http://www.dumb-quotes.com/page/6/ I don't see what's dumb about this quote. She has it right. Thanks for the link. Great site. |
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Oren belched: On Tue, 30 Jul 2013 00:05:08 +0000 (UTC), Red Green wrote: Is it true that TSA found 35 pounds of crack under her dress? More like 235 pounds of FAT. She's packin' it on again. === I think you missed Oren's wise CRACK. By cracky, I think you got it. it was more a dirty crack than a wise oneg |
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On Mon, 29 Jul 2013 17:25:44 -0500, Dean Hoffman
" wrote: Quote: Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. From: http://www.dumb-quotes.com/page/6/ I don't see what's dumb about this quote. She has it right. I agree. Don't expect too much from the site. The first quote they have is "George Burns I spent a year in that town, one Sunday." which I'm sure was funny in context, and which he stole (as he would freely tell you) from W.C. Fields "I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday." That's who they should be citing, if they still can't distinguish humor from dumb. |
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On 7/29/2013 7:28 PM, Oren wrote:
On Tue, 30 Jul 2013 00:05:08 +0000 (UTC), Red Green wrote: Is it true that TSA found 35 pounds of crack under her dress? More like 235 pounds of FAT. She's packin' it on again. === I think you missed Oren's wise CRACK. By cracky, I think you got it. I asked the doctor for a new ass, mine has a crack in it. ^_^ TDD |
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On 7/29/13 8:57 PM, micky wrote:
On Mon, 29 Jul 2013 17:25:44 -0500, Dean Hoffman " wrote: Quote: Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. From: http://www.dumb-quotes.com/page/6/ I don't see what's dumb about this quote. She has it right. I agree. Don't expect too much from the site. The first quote they have is "George Burns I spent a year in that town, one Sunday." which I'm sure was funny in context, and which he stole (as he would freely tell you) from W.C. Fields "I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday." That's who they should be citing, if they still can't distinguish humor from dumb. "Take my wife, please." I have no idea which old comedian used that line anymore. The site does have some Yogi Berra quotes. There are some there from former vice presidential candidate Dan Quayle. It's a wonder famous people don't get caught saying more stupid things as much as they talk. How many ways can a coach say his team won because his guys played better? |
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Dean Hoffman " wrote in
: On 7/29/13 8:57 PM, micky wrote: On Mon, 29 Jul 2013 17:25:44 -0500, Dean Hoffman " wrote: Quote: Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. From: http://www.dumb-quotes.com/page/6/ I don't see what's dumb about this quote. She has it right. I agree. Don't expect too much from the site. The first quote they have is "George Burns I spent a year in that town, one Sunday." which I'm sure was funny in context, and which he stole (as he would freely tell you) from W.C. Fields "I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday." That's who they should be citing, if they still can't distinguish humor from dumb. "Take my wife, please." I have no idea which old comedian used that line anymore. Henny Youngman? The site does have some Yogi Berra quotes. There are some there from former vice presidential candidate Dan Quayle. It's a wonder famous people don't get caught saying more stupid things as much as they talk. How many ways can a coach say his team won because his guys played better? |
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On Tue, 30 Jul 2013 23:50:31 +0000 (UTC), Red Green
wrote: Dean Hoffman " wrote in : On 7/29/13 8:57 PM, micky wrote: On Mon, 29 Jul 2013 17:25:44 -0500, Dean Hoffman " wrote: Quote: Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. From: http://www.dumb-quotes.com/page/6/ I don't see what's dumb about this quote. She has it right. I agree. Don't expect too much from the site. The first quote they have is "George Burns I spent a year in that town, one Sunday." which I'm sure was funny in context, and which he stole (as he would freely tell you) from W.C. Fields "I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday." That's who they should be citing, if they still can't distinguish humor from dumb. "Take my wife, please." I have no idea which old comedian used that line anymore. Henny Youngman? That's right I couldn't remember either, but you're right. The site does have some Yogi Berra quotes. There are some there from former vice presidential candidate Dan Quayle. It's a wonder famous people don't get caught saying more stupid things as much as they talk. How many ways can a coach say his team won because his guys played better? |
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