Sunday is Mother's Day. It's easy for most of you to simply buy your
mother a dozen roses or some other gift for her special day. But what
about those of you who have more than one mother. Money is tight, the
economy is horrible, and most of you who have more than one mother are
poor because you live in the ghetto.

I'd like to know how you "Choose a Mother" to buy a gift for? Do you
just toss a coin, or is there a more scientific method? Do you
alternate between mothers every year so each one gets a gift every few
years? Or do you just choose the one you like the most, or the one with
the biggest boobs?