It's Mothers Day. Are you alone without a mother?

We can rent you a mother for the day.

Only $499.99 plus a (required) costly mother's day gift, (such as a
diamond ring)

Or rent one of our exclusive models with extra large boobs, for an
additional $199.99.

Don't delay, our supplies are limited. Rent a mother for the day, and
you can phone her once every month for the remainder of the year.

Here's an example, (just add a face).
http://www.picupine.com/9aabf88x

Rent-A-Mother Inc.
1-800-MOTHER

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