It's Mothers Day. Are you alone without a mother?
We can rent you a mother for the day.
Only $499.99 plus a (required) costly mother's day gift, (such as a
diamond ring)
Or rent one of our exclusive models with extra large boobs, for an
additional $199.99.
Don't delay, our supplies are limited. Rent a mother for the day, and
you can phone her once every month for the remainder of the year.
Here's an example, (just add a face).
http://www.picupine.com/9aabf88x
Rent-A-Mother Inc.
1-800-MOTHER
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