Do it for the children.

"...ladies have been banned from baking triangular flapjacks after a
school branded them DANGEROUS."

"The Year 7 lad suffered a “sore eye” when he was accidentally struck
in the face by the 4in-long snack chucked by another child.

Photo of lethal snack with sharp points and photo of a safe
rectangular snack.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4858110/School-bans-dangerous-triangular-flapjacks-after-pupil-is-hit-in-face-by-one.html#ixzz2OiKkTdTE

What is in the water over yonder?

On Mar 27, 5:23*am, Oren wrote:
Do it for the children.

"...ladies have been banned from baking triangular flapjacks after a
school branded them DANGEROUS."

"The Year 7 lad suffered a “sore eye” when he was accidentally struck
in the face by the 4in-long snack chucked by another child.

Photo of lethal snack with sharp points and photo of *a safe
rectangular snack.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4858110/School-bans-dangero...

What is in the water over yonder?

Well he's lucky it wasn't a hambuger. He'd have had blood poisoning.
Many teachers are half wits. Stupid regulation.
Highly intellectual - low common sense.

On Mar 27, 5:23*am, Oren wrote:
Do it for the children.

"...ladies have been banned from baking triangular flapjacks after a
school branded them DANGEROUS."

"The Year 7 lad suffered a “sore eye” when he was accidentally struck
in the face by the 4in-long snack chucked by another child.

Photo of lethal snack with sharp points and photo of *a safe
rectangular snack.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4858110/School-bans-dangero...

What is in the water over yonder?

Oh and you should be aware that reading the "Sun" can seriously damage
your health.
Besides this is Essex where the folks are very strange. Eg.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex_girl

Oren,

I always wear eye protection at the breakfast table. I looked at the
pictures and read the article. Can't figure out what these "flapjacks" are
made of. Oats? They certainly don't look like pancakes.

Dave M.

On Mar 27, 12:41*pm, "David L. Martel" wrote:
Oren,

* *I always wear eye protection at the breakfast table. I looked at the
pictures and read the article. Can't figure out what these "flapjacks" are
made of. Oats? They certainly don't look like pancakes.

Dave M.

Both flapjacks and pan cakes are entirely different things over here.

Oren wrote in
:

Do it for the children.

"...ladies have been banned from baking triangular flapjacks after a
school branded them DANGEROUS."

"The Year 7 lad suffered a "sore eye" when he was accidentally struck
in the face by the 4in-long snack chucked by another child.

Photo of lethal snack with sharp points and photo of a safe
rectangular snack.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-bans-dangerou
s-triangular-flapjacks-after-pupil-is-hit-in-face-by-one.html#ixzz2OiKk
TdTE

What is in the water over yonder?

The sidebar was dangerous if your ticker ain't up to par.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-all-over.html

On Wed, 27 Mar 2013 00:12:34 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:

On Mar 27, 5:23*am, Oren wrote:
Do it for the children.

"...ladies have been banned from baking triangular flapjacks after a
school branded them DANGEROUS."

"The Year 7 lad suffered a “sore eye” when he was accidentally struck
in the face by the 4in-long snack chucked by another child.

Photo of lethal snack with sharp points and photo of *a safe
rectangular snack.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4858110/School-bans-dangero...

What is in the water over yonder?

Well he's lucky it wasn't a hambuger. He'd have had blood poisoning.

You guys have "hambuger"?

Many teachers are half wits. Stupid regulation.

Of course.

Highly intellectual - low common sense.

Oh! Educated idiots. I've known a few like that. Not allowed to work
on my shift, so I pawned them off on others to deal with.

On Wed, 27 Mar 2013 00:20:39 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4858110/School-bans-dangero...

What is in the water over yonder?

Oh and you should be aware that reading the "Sun" can seriously damage
your health.

Like constantly reading Wikipedia?

Besides this is Essex where the folks are very strange. Eg.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex_girl

Not my concerns, here.

I think the real problem is that the school headmistress is missing the point entirely.

She needs to understand that food shouldn't be thrown in the school cafeteria; not that the food served in the school cafeteria should be made in such a way as to be safer WHEN thrown.

She's treating the symptom and not the disease. It wouldn't be necessary to ban triangular flapjacks if you ban kids from throwing food in the school cafeteria.

On Wed, 27 Mar 2013 10:10:12 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:

On Mar 27, 12:41*pm, "David L. Martel" wrote:
Oren,

* *I always wear eye protection at the breakfast table. I looked at the
pictures and read the article. Can't figure out what these "flapjacks" are
made of. Oats? They certainly don't look like pancakes.

Dave M.

Both flapjacks and pan cakes are entirely different things over here.

Do the British have "cookbooks" with recipes? I've never seen one,
seriously.

On Wed, 27 Mar 2013 23:05:10 +0000 (UTC), Red Green
wrote:

What is in the water over yonder?

The sidebar was dangerous if your ticker ain't up to par.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-all-over.html

Have ya'll thawed out yet?

On Mar 28, 4:54*am, Oren wrote:
On Wed, 27 Mar 2013 10:10:12 -0700 (PDT), harry

wrote:
On Mar 27, 12:41*pm, "David L. Martel" wrote:
Oren,

* *I always wear eye protection at the breakfast table. I looked at the
pictures and read the article. Can't figure out what these "flapjacks" are
made of. Oats? They certainly don't look like pancakes.

Dave M.

Both flapjacks and pan cakes are entirely different things over here.

Do the British have "cookbooks" with recipes? *I've never seen one,
seriously.

We invented them.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mrs_Beeton

On Mar 28, 4:51*am, Oren wrote:
On Wed, 27 Mar 2013 00:20:39 -0700 (PDT), harry

wrote:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4858110/School-bans-dangero....

What is in the water over yonder?

Oh and you should be aware that reading the "Sun" can seriously damage
your health.

Like constantly reading Wikipedia?

A good reference for people of low education.

Besides this is Essex where the folks are very strange. Eg.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex_girl

Not my concerns, here.

Well you brought the topic up.

On Mar 27, 11:05*pm, Red Green wrote:
Oren wrote :









Do it for the children.

"...ladies have been banned from baking triangular flapjacks after a
school branded them DANGEROUS."

"The Year 7 lad suffered a "sore eye" when he was accidentally struck
in the face by the 4in-long snack chucked by another child.

Photo of lethal snack with sharp points and photo of *a safe
rectangular snack.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-bans-dangerou
s-triangular-flapjacks-after-pupil-is-hit-in-face-by-one.html#ixzz2OiKk
TdTE

What is in the water over yonder?

The sidebar was dangerous if your ticker ain't up to par.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...upton-likes-a-...

Well that rules out a lot of the hairy hillbillys over there.

However if the topic is of interest:-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Page_Three

A lot of famous models got a start in their careers right there.

I think page three now has a website.

Another of our inventions BTW, copied everywhere.

On Thu, 28 Mar 2013 00:16:14 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:

Do the British have "cookbooks" with recipes? *I've never seen one,
seriously.

We invented them.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mrs_Beeton

Dang. Is there anything the British hasn't "invented"?

On Thu, 28 Mar 2013 00:17:34 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:

Oh and you should be aware that reading the "Sun" can seriously damage
your health.

Like constantly reading Wikipedia?

A good reference for people of low education.

I suppose so, harry. Wikipedia is the only reference you use here.

On Thu, 28 Mar 2013 00:25:16 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:

I think page three now has a website.

Another of our inventions BTW, copied everywhere.

Wow. You guys famous.

Oren wrote in
news
On Wed, 27 Mar 2013 23:05:10 +0000 (UTC), Red Green
wrote:

What is in the water over yonder?

The sidebar was dangerous if your ticker ain't up to par.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ton-likes-a-ma
n-shaved-all-over.html

Have ya'll thawed out yet?


Oh yea. Above freezing lately. Town came by today and replaced the mailbox
they hit over winter. Rabbits all over the yard munchin' cause the snow is
gone. Cats go out. House not falling in a sinkhole. Can it get any better?

On Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:46:00 +0000 (UTC), Red Green
wrote:

Have ya'll thawed out yet?


Oh yea. Above freezing lately. Town came by today and replaced the mailbox
they hit over winter. Rabbits all over the yard munchin' cause the snow is
gone. Cats go out. House not falling in a sinkhole. Can it get any better?

Snow shoe rabbits? So you had no floods. Certainly not any sinkholes.
I bet you still have a Red Green long sleeve flannel shirt on, until
summer on the July 4th.

On Mar 28, 10:17*pm, Oren wrote:
On Thu, 28 Mar 2013 00:17:34 -0700 (PDT), harry

wrote:
Oh and you should be aware that reading the "Sun" can seriously damage
your health.

Like constantly reading Wikipedia?

A good reference for people of low education.

I suppose so, harry. Wikipedia is the only reference you use here.

Well, I have to keep in mind who I'm talking to.

On Mar 28, 10:14*pm, Oren wrote:
On Thu, 28 Mar 2013 00:16:14 -0700 (PDT), harry

wrote:
Do the British have "cookbooks" with recipes? *I've never seen one,
seriously.

We invented them.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mrs_Beeton

Dang. *Is there anything the British hasn't "invented"?

Not a lot. Us and the Germans.
We gave you cookbooks
The Germans gave you cruise missiles.

"harry" wrote in message
...
On Mar 27, 5:23 am, Oren wrote:
Do it for the children.

"...ladies have been banned from baking triangular flapjacks after a
school branded them DANGEROUS."

"The Year 7 lad suffered a “sore eye” when he was accidentally struck
in the face by the 4in-long snack chucked by another child.

Photo of lethal snack with sharp points and photo of a safe
rectangular snack.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4858110/School-bans-dangero...

What is in the water over yonder?
#
# Well he's lucky it wasn't a hambuger. He'd have had blood poisoning.
# Many teachers are half wits. Stupid regulation.
# Highly intellectual - low common sense.



LOL
That's funny coming from you, harry...

"Oren" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 27 Mar 2013 00:12:34 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:

On Mar 27, 5:23 am, Oren wrote:
D


What is in the water over yonder?

Well he's lucky it wasn't a hambuger. He'd have had blood poisoning.

You guys have "hambuger"?


Yeah..
Those damn German tourists from Hamburg, keep bringing it over.

"harry" wrote in message
...
On Mar 28, 4:51 am, Oren wrote:
On Wed, 27 Mar 2013 00:20:39 -0700 (PDT), harry

wrote:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4858110/School-bans-dangero...

What is in the water over yonder?

Oh and you should be aware that reading the "Sun" can seriously damage
your health.

Like constantly reading Wikipedia?
#
# A good reference for people of low education.
#

Well, that explains your constant use of it..

"harry" wrote in message
...
On Mar 28, 10:17 pm, Oren wrote:
On Thu, 28 Mar 2013 00:17:34 -0700 (PDT), harry

wrote:
Oh and you should be aware that reading the "Sun" can seriously damage
your health.

Like constantly reading Wikipedia?

A good reference for people of low education.

I suppose so, harry. Wikipedia is the only reference you use here.
#
# Well, I have to keep in mind who I'm talking to.

#

Don't you use a mirror for that ?

"harry" wrote in message
...
On Mar 28, 4:54 am, Oren wrote:
On Wed, 27 Mar 2013 10:10:12 -0700 (PDT), harry

wrote:
On Mar 27, 12:41 pm, "David L. Martel" wrote:
Oren,

I always wear eye protection at the breakfast table. I looked at the
pictures and read the article. Can't figure out what these "flapjacks"
are
made of. Oats? They certainly don't look like pancakes.

Dave M.

Both flapjacks and pan cakes are entirely different things over here.

Do the British have "cookbooks" with recipes? I've never seen one,
seriously.
#
# We invented them.
# http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mrs_Beeton

No you didn't
Hell the chef of Kublai Khan even wrote one in the 13th century..
That's about 500 years before your Mrs. B.

"harry" wrote in message
...
On Mar 28, 10:14 pm, Oren wrote:
On Thu, 28 Mar 2013 00:16:14 -0700 (PDT), harry

wrote:
Do the British have "cookbooks" with recipes? I've never seen one,
seriously.

We invented them.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mrs_Beeton

Dang. Is there anything the British hasn't "invented"?
#
# Not a lot. Us and the Germans.
# We gave you cookbooks

No you didn't

# The Germans gave you cruise missiles.

Well, actually, they gave them to you...

Oren wrote in
:

On Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:46:00 +0000 (UTC), Red Green
wrote:

Have ya'll thawed out yet?


Oh yea. Above freezing lately. Town came by today and replaced the
mailbox they hit over winter. Rabbits all over the yard munchin' cause
the snow is gone. Cats go out. House not falling in a sinkhole. Can it
get any better?

Snow shoe rabbits? So you had no floods. Certainly not any sinkholes.
I bet you still have a Red Green long sleeve flannel shirt on, until
summer on the July 4th.


Yep, long sleeve flannel shirts off the clock. Have lined flannel Field &
Stream hoodie from Costco. On the clock, must wear company issued sales
shirt with logo.


Brown rabbits. Adults. Little ones will be all over soon.

Last year a little one got cornered by the cat in the pool area. Bolts
and leaps in the pool. Immediate threat solved. Not going to get eaten.
Current problem... get out of pool so it doesn't drown... without getting
eaten. Naturally swims to edge of pool to get out. Cat goes to edge to
receive. Rabbit turns and heads to another edge. I shoo cat and go to
edge point where rabbit is now headed. Rabbit comes right to edge where I
was and stops. Things float like a cork. Somehow it knows I don't eat
rabbit. Maybe cause I wasn't showin' my teeth and licking chops. I pick
it up out of water.

I put rabbit in grass area so it can head under fence and back in the
woods. Sneaky cat has circled behind me. Runs towards the rabbit. Rabbit
bolts back in the pool. Oh yea, at full gallop they leap in at egde and
do a belly flop.

Repeat...shoo cat and go get rabbit. This time I take rabbit part way in
woods and wish him luck. Put cat in house for a half hour.

On Sat, 30 Mar 2013 00:26:06 +0000 (UTC), Red Green
wrote:

Oren wrote in
:

On Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:46:00 +0000 (UTC), Red Green
wrote:

Have ya'll thawed out yet?


Oh yea. Above freezing lately. Town came by today and replaced the
mailbox they hit over winter. Rabbits all over the yard munchin' cause
the snow is gone. Cats go out. House not falling in a sinkhole. Can it
get any better?

Snow shoe rabbits? So you had no floods. Certainly not any sinkholes.
I bet you still have a Red Green long sleeve flannel shirt on, until
summer on the July 4th.


Yep, long sleeve flannel shirts off the clock. Have lined flannel Field &
Stream hoodie from Costco. On the clock, must wear company issued sales
shirt with logo.


Brown rabbits. Adults. Little ones will be all over soon.

Last year a little one got cornered by the cat in the pool area. Bolts
and leaps in the pool. Immediate threat solved. Not going to get eaten.
Current problem... get out of pool so it doesn't drown... without getting
eaten. Naturally swims to edge of pool to get out. Cat goes to edge to
receive. Rabbit turns and heads to another edge. I shoo cat and go to
edge point where rabbit is now headed. Rabbit comes right to edge where I
was and stops. Things float like a cork. Somehow it knows I don't eat
rabbit. Maybe cause I wasn't showin' my teeth and licking chops. I pick
it up out of water.

I put rabbit in grass area so it can head under fence and back in the
woods. Sneaky cat has circled behind me. Runs towards the rabbit. Rabbit
bolts back in the pool. Oh yea, at full gallop they leap in at egde and
do a belly flop.

Repeat...shoo cat and go get rabbit. This time I take rabbit part way in
woods and wish him luck. Put cat in house for a half hour.


Once a cat gets a taste of rabbit hide / scent glands you solve the
problem in the garden. I fed a hide to one (prison parolee cat), I
shot in the garden with a pellet rifle.

Jessie trained another kitty, Keri (Key-Rye) to find them. I know it
worked, because I kept finding rabbit kidneys on the porch door stoop.

I really miss Jessie and Keri. They lived a long life ~ 20 years each.
Darby is about 20 (?)...another prison parolee cat.

On Fri, 29 Mar 2013 13:00:40 -0500, "Attila Iskander"
wrote:

Both flapjacks and pan cakes are entirely different things over here.

Do the British have "cookbooks" with recipes? I've never seen one,
seriously.
#
# We invented them.
# http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mrs_Beeton

No you didn't
Hell the chef of Kublai Khan even wrote one in the 13th century..
That's about 500 years before your Mrs. B.


The Brits stole cookbooks from the Vikings or the Romans?

I bet harry will claim they invented Johnnycake.

"Oren" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 29 Mar 2013 13:00:40 -0500, "Attila Iskander"
wrote:

Both flapjacks and pan cakes are entirely different things over here.

Do the British have "cookbooks" with recipes? I've never seen one,
seriously.
#
# We invented them.
# http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mrs_Beeton

No you didn't
Hell the chef of Kublai Khan even wrote one in the 13th century..
That's about 500 years before your Mrs. B.


The Brits stole cookbooks from the Vikings or the Romans?

I bet harry will claim they invented Johnnycake.


Most likely, they call it "harrycake"..

On Thu, 28 Mar 2013 17:38:27 -0700, Oren wrote:

On Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:46:00 +0000 (UTC), Red Green
wrote:

Have ya'll thawed out yet?


Oh yea. Above freezing lately. Town came by today and replaced the mailbox
they hit over winter. Rabbits all over the yard munchin' cause the snow is
gone. Cats go out. House not falling in a sinkhole. Can it get any better?

Snow shoe rabbits? So you had no floods. Certainly not any sinkholes.
I bet you still have a Red Green long sleeve flannel shirt on, until
summer on the July 4th.

....at 3:00. They run it right through to 5:00, if it's a warm summer.