A Drunk man is stopped by the Police around 1 am and is asked where he
is going at this time of night.

The man replies, “I am going to a lecture on alcohol abuse and ill
effects on my health.”

Officer : “Really?”

“Sounds interesting, who is giving that lecture at this time of
night?”

Man replies, “My Wife!”

http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/2013/0...ped-by-police/

Drunk on his hands and knees, under a street light at the corner. Cop stops
by to ask if he's OK. Drunk is friendly, and cheerful. Says "I lost my
wedding ring in the alley, and my wife will kill me if I come home without
it."

Cop looks puzzled, and says "but you said you dropped it in the alley?"

Drunk replies "It's dark in the alley!"

Christopher A. Young
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"Metspitzer" wrote in message
news A Drunk man is stopped by the Police around 1 am and is asked where he
is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am going to a lecture on alcohol abuse and ill
effects on my health."

Officer : "Really?"

"Sounds interesting, who is giving that lecture at this time of
night?"

Man replies, "My Wife!"

http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/2013/0...ped-by-police/

On Wed, 27 Feb 2013 17:51:34 -0500, Metspitzer
wrote:

A Drunk man is stopped by the Police around 1 am and is asked where he
is going at this time of night.

The man replies, “I am going to a lecture on alcohol abuse and ill
effects on my health.”

Officer : “Really?”

“Sounds interesting, who is giving that lecture at this time of
night?”

Man replies, “My Wife!”


There is truth in humor...

On 28 Feb 2013 20:19:53 GMT, Earl wrote:

Oren wrote in
:

On Wed, 27 Feb 2013 17:51:34 -0500, Metspitzer
wrote:

A Drunk man is stopped by the Police around 1 am and is asked where he
is going at this time of night.

The man replies, “I am going to a lecture on alcohol abuse and ill
effects on my health.”

Officer : “Really?”

“Sounds interesting, who is giving that lecture at this time of
night?”

Man replies, “My Wife!”


There is truth in humor...


JHC, my boss came into work from lunch. She had too much to drink and was
falling down drunk. Literally on the floor. I had to drive her home. It
was a big inconvenience because she's a frigging drunk. She is an idiot.

....so you took no video recording of her behavior?

--
"As someone who is dumb, you’re very biased." -- Gavin McInnes

You're looking for a new job, right?

Christopher A. Young
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"Earl" wrote in message
eb.com...

JHC, my boss came into work from lunch. She had too much to drink and was
falling down drunk. Literally on the floor. I had to drive her home. It
was a big inconvenience because she's a frigging drunk. She is an idiot.

On Mar 1, 6:46*am, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:
You're looking for a new job, right?

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
*www.lds.org
.

"Earl" wrote in message

eb.com...

JHC, my boss came into work from lunch. She had too much to drink and was
falling down drunk. *Literally on the floor. *I had to drive her home.. *It
was a big inconvenience because she's a frigging drunk. *She is an idiot.

A diabetic episode can cause a person smell like alcohol, thought to
be drunk. Recently, a man was at a red light - passed out. Cops
yanked him out of the car and beat him badly. They (city) later paid
the victim, because he was not drunk or even drinking. He was in
diabetic shock.

I'm diabetic and am well aware of the risks of appearing drunk due to
low blood glucose (due to excess theraputic insulin). Symptoms are
stupor, slurred speech, lost large motor skills, staggering gait, etc.

I've never heard of an alcohol oder though.

On Fri, 01 Mar 2013 20:48:10 -0800, Zz Yzx
wrote:

A diabetic episode can cause a person smell like alcohol, thought to
be drunk. Recently, a man was at a red light - passed out. Cops
yanked him out of the car and beat him badly. They (city) later paid
the victim, because he was not drunk or even drinking. He was in
diabetic shock.

I'm diabetic and am well aware of the risks of appearing drunk due to
low blood glucose (due to excess theraputic insulin). Symptoms are
stupor, slurred speech, lost large motor skills, staggering gait, etc.

I've never heard of an alcohol oder though.

Not being medically trained other than First-Aid, it was taught in
classes years ago. Perhaps it was suggested as a sweet smelling order
that resembled alcohol.

We did find a prisoner that had drank Windex window cleaner. He said
he saw Jesus on top on the Chapel preaching to him.

He was then locked up in a secure cell for Drunk While Incarcerated
(DWI).

On Fri, 01 Mar 2013 22:39:06 -0800, Oren wrote:

On Fri, 01 Mar 2013 20:48:10 -0800, Zz Yzx
wrote:

A diabetic episode can cause a person smell like alcohol, thought to
be drunk. Recently, a man was at a red light - passed out. Cops
yanked him out of the car and beat him badly. They (city) later paid
the victim, because he was not drunk or even drinking. He was in
diabetic shock.

I'm diabetic and am well aware of the risks of appearing drunk due to
low blood glucose (due to excess theraputic insulin). Symptoms are
stupor, slurred speech, lost large motor skills, staggering gait, etc.

I've never heard of an alcohol oder though.

Not being medically trained other than First-Aid, it was taught in
classes years ago. Perhaps it was suggested as a sweet smelling order
that resembled alcohol.

We did find a prisoner that had drank Windex window cleaner. He said
he saw Jesus on top on the Chapel preaching to him.

He was then locked up in a secure cell for Drunk While Incarcerated
(DWI).

This link suggest a sweet smell alcohol odor.

"He develops an odor about him which smells like old alcohol."

http://www.diabetesaction.org/site/PageServer?pagename=z1035

On 3/1/2013 11:13 AM, Robert Macy wrote:
On Mar 1, 6:46 am, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:
You're looking for a new job, right?

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
.

"Earl" wrote in message

eb.com...

JHC, my boss came into work from lunch. She had too much to drink and was
falling down drunk. Literally on the floor. I had to drive her home. It
was a big inconvenience because she's a frigging drunk. She is an idiot.

Heads up. She may have had an extreme allergic reaction.

I learned about allergic reaction and alcohol the hard way. Years ago
at an outdoor picnic, I had a single mug of draught beer. I noticed
the air smelled VERY sweet and refreshing, but in combination with the
small amount of alochol and some kind of allergic reaction to being
outside, I could not negotiate a simple walk between picnic tables and
went down hard. Since my wife was with me and knew I had not had
sufficient amount to be drunk, she was as startled as I was. Not sure,
but California tends to be a bit moldy I think due to the alkaline
soil, perhaps mold was involved, don't know.

Then, again, she might have just been drunk.


Sure doesn't sound like an allergic reaction, especially to mold. A mug
of draft beer is plenty to make someone intoxicated, especially if not a
regular drinker (tolerance) or on an empty stomach. The first time I
tasted a mixed drink, at a college party, one sip made me dizzy...it was
scary at the time because I was totally ignorant about alcohol use.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketoacidosis

A breath odor of acetone, can be confused for alcohol. Especially by
non-medic personnel.

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
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..

"Zz Yzx" wrote in message
...
A diabetic episode can cause a person smell like alcohol, thought to
be drunk. Recently, a man was at a red light - passed out. Cops
yanked him out of the car and beat him badly. They (city) later paid
the victim, because he was not drunk or even drinking. He was in
diabetic shock.

I'm diabetic and am well aware of the risks of appearing drunk due to
low blood glucose (due to excess theraputic insulin). Symptoms are
stupor, slurred speech, lost large motor skills, staggering gait, etc.

I've never heard of an alcohol oder though.

In article ,
Zz Yzx wrote:

A diabetic episode can cause a person smell like alcohol, thought to
be drunk. Recently, a man was at a red light - passed out. Cops
yanked him out of the car and beat him badly. They (city) later paid
the victim, because he was not drunk or even drinking. He was in
diabetic shock.

I'm diabetic and am well aware of the risks of appearing drunk due to
low blood glucose (due to excess theraputic insulin). Symptoms are
stupor, slurred speech, lost large motor skills, staggering gait, etc.

I've never heard of an alcohol oder though.

Unless he is thinking of the fruity odor and that is mistaken for some
kind of wine.
--
America is at that awkward stage. It's too late
to work within the system, but too early to shoot
the *******s."-- Claire Wolfe

On 3/2/2013 9:16 AM, Kurt Ullman wrote:
In article ,
Zz Yzx wrote:

A diabetic episode can cause a person smell like alcohol, thought to
be drunk. Recently, a man was at a red light - passed out. Cops
yanked him out of the car and beat him badly. They (city) later paid
the victim, because he was not drunk or even drinking. He was in
diabetic shock.

I'm diabetic and am well aware of the risks of appearing drunk due to
low blood glucose (due to excess theraputic insulin). Symptoms are
stupor, slurred speech, lost large motor skills, staggering gait, etc.

I've never heard of an alcohol oder though.

Unless he is thinking of the fruity odor and that is mistaken for some
kind of wine.


"Fruity odor" is what I was taught that might be sign of either etoh or
diabetic coma....only time I experienced the smell was when the patient
was on death's door...BS about 400 or BAL in the 40+ range )