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Alcohol abuse
A Drunk man is stopped by the Police around 1 am and is asked where he
is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am going to a lecture on alcohol abuse and ill effects on my health.” Officer : “Really?” “Sounds interesting, who is giving that lecture at this time of night?” Man replies, “My Wife!” http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/2013/0...ped-by-police/ |
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Drunk on his hands and knees, under a street light at the corner. Cop stops
by to ask if he's OK. Drunk is friendly, and cheerful. Says "I lost my wedding ring in the alley, and my wife will kill me if I come home without it." Cop looks puzzled, and says "but you said you dropped it in the alley?" Drunk replies "It's dark in the alley!" Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Metspitzer" wrote in message news A Drunk man is stopped by the Police around 1 am and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am going to a lecture on alcohol abuse and ill effects on my health." Officer : "Really?" "Sounds interesting, who is giving that lecture at this time of night?" Man replies, "My Wife!" http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/2013/0...ped-by-police/ |
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On Wed, 27 Feb 2013 17:51:34 -0500, Metspitzer
wrote: A Drunk man is stopped by the Police around 1 am and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am going to a lecture on alcohol abuse and ill effects on my health.” Officer : “Really?” “Sounds interesting, who is giving that lecture at this time of night?” Man replies, “My Wife!” There is truth in humor... |
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On 28 Feb 2013 20:19:53 GMT, Earl wrote:
Oren wrote in : On Wed, 27 Feb 2013 17:51:34 -0500, Metspitzer wrote: A Drunk man is stopped by the Police around 1 am and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am going to a lecture on alcohol abuse and ill effects on my health.” Officer : “Really?” “Sounds interesting, who is giving that lecture at this time of night?” Man replies, “My Wife!” There is truth in humor... JHC, my boss came into work from lunch. She had too much to drink and was falling down drunk. Literally on the floor. I had to drive her home. It was a big inconvenience because she's a frigging drunk. She is an idiot. ....so you took no video recording of her behavior? -- "As someone who is dumb, you’re very biased." -- Gavin McInnes |
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Alcohol abuse
You're looking for a new job, right?
Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Earl" wrote in message eb.com... JHC, my boss came into work from lunch. She had too much to drink and was falling down drunk. Literally on the floor. I had to drive her home. It was a big inconvenience because she's a frigging drunk. She is an idiot. |
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On Mar 1, 6:46*am, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote: You're looking for a new job, right? Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus *www.lds.org . "Earl" wrote in message eb.com... JHC, my boss came into work from lunch. She had too much to drink and was falling down drunk. *Literally on the floor. *I had to drive her home.. *It was a big inconvenience because she's a frigging drunk. *She is an idiot. |
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On 3/1/2013 11:13 AM, Robert Macy wrote:
On Mar 1, 6:46 am, "Stormin Mormon" wrote: You're looking for a new job, right? Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org . "Earl" wrote in message eb.com... JHC, my boss came into work from lunch. She had too much to drink and was falling down drunk. Literally on the floor. I had to drive her home. It was a big inconvenience because she's a frigging drunk. She is an idiot. Heads up. She may have had an extreme allergic reaction. I learned about allergic reaction and alcohol the hard way. Years ago at an outdoor picnic, I had a single mug of draught beer. I noticed the air smelled VERY sweet and refreshing, but in combination with the small amount of alochol and some kind of allergic reaction to being outside, I could not negotiate a simple walk between picnic tables and went down hard. Since my wife was with me and knew I had not had sufficient amount to be drunk, she was as startled as I was. Not sure, but California tends to be a bit moldy I think due to the alkaline soil, perhaps mold was involved, don't know. Then, again, she might have just been drunk. Sure doesn't sound like an allergic reaction, especially to mold. A mug of draft beer is plenty to make someone intoxicated, especially if not a regular drinker (tolerance) or on an empty stomach. The first time I tasted a mixed drink, at a college party, one sip made me dizzy...it was scary at the time because I was totally ignorant about alcohol use. |
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