The world will end in about 5 minutes. The countdown has begun.
Get drunk now, and make sure you're not sitting on the toilet when the
end comes.....

Goodbye

On 12/21/2012 05:08 AM, wrote:
The world will end in about 5 minutes. The countdown has begun.
Get drunk now, and make sure you're not sitting on the toilet when the
end comes.....

Goodbye


It is now 9:44 AM.
You're not reading this.
I'm not writing this.
As for sitting on the toilet, you must need it.

On Fri, 21 Dec 2012 05:08:14 -0600, wrote:

The world will end in about 5 minutes. The countdown has begun.
Get drunk now, and make sure you're not sitting on the toilet when the
end comes.....

Goodbye


Hello.
Who cares. I'm gonna die anyway.

On Fri, 21 Dec 2012 16:18:27 -0600, Doug
wrote:

On Fri, 21 Dec 2012 05:08:14 -0600, wrote:

The world will end in about 5 minutes. The countdown has begun.
Get drunk now, and make sure you're not sitting on the toilet when the
end comes.....

Goodbye


Hello.
Who cares. I'm gonna die anyway.

Yea, but if you were on the toilet you might not have time to wipe your
ass before the end comes. You'd spend eternity with a wet sloppy turd
hanging out your ass. That would really suck....