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sam E sam E is offline
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Default 5 minutes to THE END

On 12/21/2012 05:08 AM, wrote:
The world will end in about 5 minutes. The countdown has begun.
Get drunk now, and make sure you're not sitting on the toilet when the
end comes.....

Goodbye


It is now 9:44 AM.
You're not reading this.
I'm not writing this.
As for sitting on the toilet, you must need it.