Does anyone know where to get instructions for using a toilet?

On 12/5/12 4:42 PM, wrote:
Does anyone know where to get instructions for using a toilet?

From your mother .......

On 12/5/2012 4:42 PM, wrote:
Does anyone know where to get instructions for using a toilet?


There's an app for that:

http://www.avakid.com/

As soon as your toddler launches this app on her smartphone, she can use
it to learn how to go potty.


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Steven L.

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Does anyone know where to get instructions for using a toilet?




HomeGuy, you really ought to know how to use Google by now.
After all, you ARE part of the Master Race...

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&tbo=d&sclient=psy-ab&q=how+to+use+a+toilet&oq=how+to+use+a+toilet&gs _l=hp.3..0l4.329060.331747.1.331950.19.13.0.6.6.0. 163.1415.7j6.13.0.les%3B..0.0...1c.1.SjXl0ZzONDA&p bx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&fp=b18ba831c37da6 a8&bpcl=39468505&biw=2544&bih=1253


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Tegger

On Wed, 05 Dec 2012 15:42:17 -0600, wrote:

Does anyone know where to get instructions for using a toilet?


I haven't gotten that far. I'm still trying to learn how to wipe my
ass. Have you seen any instructions for this on the internet?

On 12-05-2012 20:31, Doug wrote:
On Wed, 05 Dec 2012 15:42:17 -0600, wrote:

Does anyone know where to get instructions for using a toilet?

I haven't gotten that far. I'm still trying to learn how to wipe my
ass. Have you seen any instructions for this on the internet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7JHo8UG5w0


--
Wes Groleau

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible
will make violent revolution inevitable.
€” John F. Kennedy

On 12/5/2012 7:53 PM, Wes Groleau wrote:
On 12-05-2012 20:31, Doug wrote:
On Wed, 05 Dec 2012 15:42:17 -0600, wrote:

Does anyone know where to get instructions for using a toilet?

I haven't gotten that far. I'm still trying to learn how to wipe my
ass. Have you seen any instructions for this on the internet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7JHo8UG5w0



How do blind people know when they are done wiping their ass?

RIP Robert Schimmel.

"Wes Groleau" wrote in message
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On 12-05-2012 20:31, Doug wrote:
On Wed, 05 Dec 2012 15:42:17 -0600, wrote:

Does anyone know where to get instructions for using a toilet?

I haven't gotten that far. I'm still trying to learn how to wipe my
ass. Have you seen any instructions for this on the internet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7JHo8UG5w0



Is that the Hallal version ?

On 12/05/2012 04:42 PM, wrote:
Does anyone know where to get instructions for using a toilet?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKkryfdtMNQ

On Wed, 05 Dec 2012 19:31:25 -0600, Doug
wrote:

On Wed, 05 Dec 2012 15:42:17 -0600, wrote:

Does anyone know where to get instructions for using a toilet?


I haven't gotten that far. I'm still trying to learn how to wipe my
ass. Have you seen any instructions for this on the internet?

What kind of ass do you have? Is it a Jack or a Jenny?

In article ,
says...

Does anyone know where to get instructions for using a toilet?

Walk into a bathroom and stand in front of a toilet or urinal.

Next between your pants legs is a zipper. Unzip the zipper, then reach
in and pull out your "tool". Next rub it back and forth until it
"extends" into peeing mode. (This is a built in feature which helps to
keep pee from dripping on your pants.)

Then pee.

If it is a urinal, glance sideways at other guys peeing to see how big
their tools are.

On Wed, 05 Dec 2012 19:56:37 -0600, gonlah wrote:

On 12/5/2012 7:53 PM, Wes Groleau wrote:
On 12-05-2012 20:31, Doug wrote:
On Wed, 05 Dec 2012 15:42:17 -0600, wrote:

Does anyone know where to get instructions for using a toilet?

I haven't gotten that far. I'm still trying to learn how to wipe my
ass. Have you seen any instructions for this on the internet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7JHo8UG5w0



How do blind people know when they are done wiping their ass?

RIP Robert Schimmel.


Taking this question on a serious level, that's a good question. I
never thought about it and don't know the answer... can only guess.

gonlah wrote in :

On 12/5/2012 7:53 PM, Wes Groleau wrote:
On 12-05-2012 20:31, Doug wrote:
On Wed, 05 Dec 2012 15:42:17 -0600, wrote:

Does anyone know where to get instructions for using a toilet?

I haven't gotten that far. I'm still trying to learn how to wipe my
ass. Have you seen any instructions for this on the internet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7JHo8UG5w0



How do blind people know when they are done wiping their ass?

RIP Robert Schimmel.

Smell the last used piece of paper?

On 12/6/2012 12:12 PM, Sjouke Burry wrote:
gonlah wrote in :

On 12/5/2012 7:53 PM, Wes Groleau wrote:
On 12-05-2012 20:31, Doug wrote:
On Wed, 05 Dec 2012 15:42:17 -0600, wrote:

Does anyone know where to get instructions for using a toilet?

I haven't gotten that far. I'm still trying to learn how to wipe my
ass. Have you seen any instructions for this on the internet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7JHo8UG5w0



How do blind people know when they are done wiping their ass?

RIP Robert Schimmel.

Smell the last used piece of paper?


Get a proofreader.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4HcWnGW9wI