wrote in message
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Effective January 1, 2013, law enforcement authorities will be watching
deer crossings, and issuing citations for any deer who do not cross at
the Deer Crossing sign. All deer will be required to cross the road
within 50 feet of these signs. Any deer crossing elsewhere will be
prosecuted.

Any deer caught crossing the road outside the crossing limits will be
issued a warning ticket for their first offense. For the second offense
police will issue a citation to the deer, which will cost that deer
$200. Police will be instructed to automatically arrest and imprison
all third and subsequent violators. Repeat offenders may be given
capital punishment if local courts allow.

This new law will been enacted to stop deer from causing auto accidents
on our roads and highways. This law will affect all 50 states in the
USA.

Will there be 'deer cams' set up to automatically send the deer
bills/violation notices?

On 10/28/2012 11:37 PM, NotMe wrote:
wrote in message
...
Effective January 1, 2013, law enforcement authorities will be watching
deer crossings, and issuing citations for any deer who do not cross at
the Deer Crossing sign. All deer will be required to cross the road
within 50 feet of these signs. Any deer crossing elsewhere will be
prosecuted.

Any deer caught crossing the road outside the crossing limits will be
issued a warning ticket for their first offense. For the second offense
police will issue a citation to the deer, which will cost that deer
$200. Police will be instructed to automatically arrest and imprison
all third and subsequent violators. Repeat offenders may be given
capital punishment if local courts allow.

This new law will been enacted to stop deer from causing auto accidents
on our roads and highways. This law will affect all 50 states in the
USA.

Will there be 'deer cams' set up to automatically send the deer
bills/violation notices?


Ya know that the antlers are as distinctive as fingerprints. ^_^

TDD

"The Daring Dufas" wrote in message
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On 10/28/2012 11:37 PM, NotMe wrote:
wrote in message
...
Effective January 1, 2013, law enforcement authorities will be watching
deer crossings, and issuing citations for any deer who do not cross at
the Deer Crossing sign. All deer will be required to cross the road
within 50 feet of these signs. Any deer crossing elsewhere will be
prosecuted.

Any deer caught crossing the road outside the crossing limits will be
issued a warning ticket for their first offense. For the second offense
police will issue a citation to the deer, which will cost that deer
$200. Police will be instructed to automatically arrest and imprison
all third and subsequent violators. Repeat offenders may be given
capital punishment if local courts allow.

This new law will been enacted to stop deer from causing auto accidents
on our roads and highways. This law will affect all 50 states in the
USA.

Will there be 'deer cams' set up to automatically send the deer
bills/violation notices?


Ya know that the antlers are as distinctive as fingerprints. ^_^

As much time I've spent in the woods I've not paid much attention to that
aspect. If it had my tag it was mine if not it was not mine.

Effective January 1, 2013, law enforcement authorities will be watching
deer crossings, and issuing citations for any deer who do not cross at
the Deer Crossing sign. All deer will be required to cross the road
within 50 feet of these signs. Any deer crossing elsewhere will be
prosecuted.

Any deer caught crossing the road outside the crossing limits will be
issued a warning ticket for their first offense. For the second offense
police will issue a citation to the deer, which will cost that deer
$200. Police will be instructed to automatically arrest and imprison
all third and subsequent violators. Repeat offenders may be given
capital punishment if local courts allow.

This new law will been enacted to stop deer from causing auto accidents
on our roads and highways. This law will affect all 50 states in the
USA.

On 10/29/2012 12:14 AM, NotMe wrote:
"The Daring Dufas" wrote in message
...
On 10/28/2012 11:37 PM, NotMe wrote:
wrote in message
...
Effective January 1, 2013, law enforcement authorities will be watching
deer crossings, and issuing citations for any deer who do not cross at
the Deer Crossing sign. All deer will be required to cross the road
within 50 feet of these signs. Any deer crossing elsewhere will be
prosecuted.

Any deer caught crossing the road outside the crossing limits will be
issued a warning ticket for their first offense. For the second offense
police will issue a citation to the deer, which will cost that deer
$200. Police will be instructed to automatically arrest and imprison
all third and subsequent violators. Repeat offenders may be given
capital punishment if local courts allow.

This new law will been enacted to stop deer from causing auto accidents
on our roads and highways. This law will affect all 50 states in the
USA.

Will there be 'deer cams' set up to automatically send the deer
bills/violation notices?


Ya know that the antlers are as distinctive as fingerprints. ^_^

As much time I've spent in the woods I've not paid much attention to that
aspect. If it had my tag it was mine if not it was not mine.


It happened here, I thought I remembered it. ^_^

http://news.google.com/newspapers?ni...pg=5296,953692

http://tinyurl.com/8mh44vn

TDD

wrote:
Effective January 1, 2013, law enforcement authorities
will be
watching deer crossings, and issuing citations for any
deer who do
not cross at the Deer Crossing sign. All deer will be
required to
cross the road within 50 feet of these signs. Any deer
crossing
elsewhere will be prosecuted.

Any deer caught crossing the road outside the crossing
limits will be
issued a warning ticket for their first offense. For the
second
offense police will issue a citation to the deer, which
will cost
that deer $200. Police will be instructed to
automatically arrest
and imprison all third and subsequent violators. Repeat
offenders
may be given capital punishment if local courts allow.

This new law will been enacted to stop deer from causing
auto
accidents on our roads and highways. This law will affect
all 50
states in the USA.

you laugh, but some people take this stuff seriously
http://neveryetmelted.com/2012/10/13...radio-station/

scariest part is that they get to vote, too

Only in states that need the revenue. Fine em, a buck per violation.

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
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"NotMe" wrote in message ...

Will there be 'deer cams' set up to automatically send the deer
bills/violation notices?

On Oct 28, 10:31 pm, wrote:
Effective January 1, 2013, law enforcement authorities will be watching
deer crossings, and issuing citations for any deer who do not cross at
the Deer Crossing sign. All deer will be required to cross the road
within 50 feet of these signs. Any deer crossing elsewhere will be
prosecuted.


I think it's a good idea. The railroad crossing signs have been
very effective in keeping trains from roaming across private
property.....

Now,if only we had a way to put cross walks in a better
mood.......

On 10/29/2012 6:38 AM, Robert wrote:
On Oct 28, 10:31 pm, wrote:
Effective January 1, 2013, law enforcement authorities will be watching
deer crossings, and issuing citations for any deer who do not cross at
the Deer Crossing sign. All deer will be required to cross the road
within 50 feet of these signs. Any deer crossing elsewhere will be
prosecuted.


I think it's a good idea. The railroad crossing signs have been
very effective in keeping trains from roaming across private
property.....

Now,if only we had a way to put cross walks in a better
mood.......


I want a "Go" sign after the "Stop" sign, fer pete's sake.

On 10/29/2012 1:30 AM, wrote:
Effective January 1, 2013, law enforcement authorities will be watching
deer crossings, and issuing citations for any deer who do not cross at
the Deer Crossing sign. All deer will be required to cross the road
within 50 feet of these signs. Any deer crossing elsewhere will be
prosecuted.

Any deer caught crossing the road outside the crossing limits will be
issued a warning ticket for their first offense. For the second offense
police will issue a citation to the deer, which will cost that deer
$200. Police will be instructed to automatically arrest and imprison
all third and subsequent violators. Repeat offenders may be given
capital punishment if local courts allow.

This new law will been enacted to stop deer from causing auto accidents
on our roads and highways. This law will affect all 50 states in the
USA.


Good plan.

Maybe they can do something similar at the US/Mexican border.

On Mon, 29 Oct 2012 08:34:45 -0400, Frank
wrote:

Maybe they can do something similar at the US/Mexican border.

http://deeperwants.com/ratboys_anvil_2/1950schevy.jpg

wrote in message
...
Effective January 1, 2013, law enforcement authorities will be watching
deer crossings, and issuing citations for any deer who do not cross at
the Deer Crossing sign. All deer will be required to cross the road
within 50 feet of these signs. Any deer crossing elsewhere will be
prosecuted.

Any deer caught crossing the road outside the crossing limits will be
issued a warning ticket for their first offense. For the second offense
police will issue a citation to the deer, which will cost that deer
$200. Police will be instructed to automatically arrest and imprison
all third and subsequent violators. Repeat offenders may be given
capital punishment if local courts allow.

This new law will been enacted to stop deer from causing auto accidents
on our roads and highways. This law will affect all 50 states in the
USA.

Along the Interstate in my area, they added an additional 4' of fence to the
existent 4'. They also either created or cleaned out tall culverts that go
under the Interstate so that they can use these as paths. They have also
installed one way passages out of the Interstate areas so that any deer that
manages to get onto the Interstate right of way has a way to get out.

Steve

"NotMe" wrote in message ...

wrote in message
...
Effective January 1, 2013, law enforcement authorities will be watching
deer crossings, and issuing citations for any deer who do not cross at
the Deer Crossing sign. All deer will be required to cross the road
within 50 feet of these signs. Any deer crossing elsewhere will be
prosecuted.

Any deer caught crossing the road outside the crossing limits will be
issued a warning ticket for their first offense. For the second offense
police will issue a citation to the deer, which will cost that deer
$200. Police will be instructed to automatically arrest and imprison
all third and subsequent violators. Repeat offenders may be given
capital punishment if local courts allow.

This new law will been enacted to stop deer from causing auto accidents
on our roads and highways. This law will affect all 50 states in the
USA.

Will there be 'deer cams' set up to automatically send the deer
bills/violation notices?

And how the heck do you get an address of the deer to mail it to them?

Steve

Steve B wrote:

And how the heck do you get an address of the deer to mail it to them?

Use a "John Doe" warrant?

wrote in message
...
Effective January 1, 2013, law enforcement authorities will be watching
deer crossings, and issuing citations for any deer who do not cross at
the Deer Crossing sign. All deer will be required to cross the road
within 50 feet of these signs. Any deer crossing elsewhere will be
prosecuted.

Any deer caught crossing the road outside the crossing limits will be
issued a warning ticket for their first offense. For the second offense
police will issue a citation to the deer, which will cost that deer
$200. Police will be instructed to automatically arrest and imprison
all third and subsequent violators. Repeat offenders may be given
capital punishment if local courts allow.

This new law will been enacted to stop deer from causing auto accidents
on our roads and highways. This law will affect all 50 states in the
USA.


I just hope the "enter in rear" signs are never enforced.

On Mon, 29 Oct 2012 11:16:18 -0700, "Steve B"
wrote:

And how the heck do you get an address of the deer to mail it to them?

You hang a mail box on the deer crossing sign?

"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message
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Only in states that need the revenue. Fine em, a buck per violation.

Doe get a pass?

"Steve B" wrote in message
...

"NotMe" wrote in message
...

wrote in message
...
Effective January 1, 2013, law enforcement authorities will be watching
deer crossings, and issuing citations for any deer who do not cross at
the Deer Crossing sign. All deer will be required to cross the road
within 50 feet of these signs. Any deer crossing elsewhere will be
prosecuted.

Any deer caught crossing the road outside the crossing limits will be
issued a warning ticket for their first offense. For the second offense
police will issue a citation to the deer, which will cost that deer
$200. Police will be instructed to automatically arrest and imprison
all third and subsequent violators. Repeat offenders may be given
capital punishment if local courts allow.

This new law will been enacted to stop deer from causing auto accidents
on our roads and highways. This law will affect all 50 states in the
USA.

Will there be 'deer cams' set up to automatically send the deer
bills/violation notices?

And how the heck do you get an address of the deer to mail it to them?


That's an adminstrative function not a policy function and is below my pay
grade.

"Neill Massello" wrote in message
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Steve B wrote:

And how the heck do you get an address of the deer to mail it to them?

Use a "John Doe" warrant?

Now we have gender bening deer?

Aw, nuts. I'll have to think on that one.

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
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"NotMe" wrote in message ...

"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message
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Only in states that need the revenue. Fine em, a buck per violation.

Doe get a pass?

On 10/29/12 1:16 PM, Steve B wrote:

And how the heck do you get an address of the deer to mail it to them?

Steve


Send it to "The buck stops here".

"RobertPatrick" wrote in message
eb.com...
wrote in
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Effective January 1, 2013, law enforcement authorities will be watching
deer crossings, and issuing citations for any deer who do not cross at
the Deer Crossing sign. All deer will be required to cross the road
within 50 feet of these signs. Any deer crossing elsewhere will be
prosecuted.

Any deer caught crossing the road outside the crossing limits will be
issued a warning ticket for their first offense. For the second offense
police will issue a citation to the deer, which will cost that deer
$200. Police will be instructed to automatically arrest and imprison
all third and subsequent violators. Repeat offenders may be given
capital punishment if local courts allow.

This new law will been enacted to stop deer from causing auto accidents
on our roads and highways. This law will affect all 50 states in the
USA.



The deer on my street are exempt because they are so cute.

And taste good with gravy ...

On 10/29/2012 8:15 PM, RobertPatrick wrote:
wrote in
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Effective January 1, 2013, law enforcement authorities will be watching
deer crossings, and issuing citations for any deer who do not cross at
the Deer Crossing sign. All deer will be required to cross the road
within 50 feet of these signs. Any deer crossing elsewhere will be
prosecuted.

Any deer caught crossing the road outside the crossing limits will be
issued a warning ticket for their first offense. For the second offense
police will issue a citation to the deer, which will cost that deer
$200. Police will be instructed to automatically arrest and imprison
all third and subsequent violators. Repeat offenders may be given
capital punishment if local courts allow.

This new law will been enacted to stop deer from causing auto accidents
on our roads and highways. This law will affect all 50 states in the
USA.



The deer on my street are exempt because they are so cute.


Oh, the deer are so dear to you? ^_^

TDD

Mashed potatos, salt, pepper, done medium well.

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
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"NotMe" wrote in message ...

"RobertPatrick" wrote in message
eb.com...

The deer on my street are exempt because they are so cute.

And taste good with gravy ...