On 10/29/2012 12:14 AM, NotMe wrote:
"The Daring Dufas" wrote in message
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On 10/28/2012 11:37 PM, NotMe wrote:
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Effective January 1, 2013, law enforcement authorities will be watching
deer crossings, and issuing citations for any deer who do not cross at
the Deer Crossing sign. All deer will be required to cross the road
within 50 feet of these signs. Any deer crossing elsewhere will be
prosecuted.

Any deer caught crossing the road outside the crossing limits will be
issued a warning ticket for their first offense. For the second offense
police will issue a citation to the deer, which will cost that deer
$200. Police will be instructed to automatically arrest and imprison
all third and subsequent violators. Repeat offenders may be given
capital punishment if local courts allow.

This new law will been enacted to stop deer from causing auto accidents
on our roads and highways. This law will affect all 50 states in the
USA.

Will there be 'deer cams' set up to automatically send the deer
bills/violation notices?


Ya know that the antlers are as distinctive as fingerprints. ^_^

As much time I've spent in the woods I've not paid much attention to that
aspect. If it had my tag it was mine if not it was not mine.


It happened here, I thought I remembered it. ^_^

http://news.google.com/newspapers?ni...pg=5296,953692

http://tinyurl.com/8mh44vn

TDD