You might get sued!

"[HUNTINGTON, W.Va. ] A college student claims he was injured when a
fraternity member in a "drunken stupor" decided "that it would be a good
idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus," and did so, "but instead of
launching, the bottle rocket blew up in the defendant's rectum, and this
startled the plaintiff and caused him to jump back," and fall off the
fraternity's deck... at which time he fell off of the ATO deck, and he
became lodged between the deck and an air conditioner unit adjacent the
deck."

And so on.

http://www.courthousenews.com/2012/02/02/43572.htm

On Sat, 4 Feb 2012 18:01:55 -0600, "HeyBub"
wrote:

You might get sued!

"[HUNTINGTON, W.Va. ] A college student claims he was injured when a
fraternity member in a "drunken stupor" decided "that it would be a good
idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus," and did so, "but instead of
launching, the bottle rocket blew up in the defendant's rectum, and this
startled the plaintiff and caused him to jump back," and fall off the
fraternity's deck... at which time he fell off of the ATO deck, and he
became lodged between the deck and an air conditioner unit adjacent the
deck."

And so on.

http://www.courthousenews.com/2012/02/02/43572.htm



He used a booster rocket?

"HeyBub" wrote in message
news
You might get sued!

"[HUNTINGTON, W.Va. ] A college student claims he was injured when a
fraternity member in a "drunken stupor" decided "that it would be a good
idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus," and did so, "but instead of
launching, the bottle rocket blew up in the defendant's rectum, and this
startled the plaintiff and caused him to jump back," and fall off the
fraternity's deck... at which time he fell off of the ATO deck, and he
became lodged between the deck and an air conditioner unit adjacent the
deck."

And so on.

http://www.courthousenews.com/2012/02/02/43572.htm

If you read it slowly, and look up the link, it is all very logical by
today's standards.

Steve

On 2/4/2012 7:01 PM, HeyBub wrote:
You might get sued!

"[HUNTINGTON, W.Va. ] A college student claims he was injured when a
fraternity member in a "drunken stupor" decided "that it would be a good
idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus," and did so, "but instead of
launching, the bottle rocket blew up in the defendant's rectum, and this
startled the plaintiff and caused him to jump back," and fall off the
fraternity's deck... at which time he fell off of the ATO deck, and he
became lodged between the deck and an air conditioner unit adjacent the
deck."

And so on.

http://www.courthousenews.com/2012/02/02/43572.htm



Sounds like Darwin missed- he probably had not reproduced yet.

--
aem sends...

On 2/4/2012 6:01 PM, HeyBub wrote:
You might get sued!

"[HUNTINGTON, W.Va. ] A college student claims he was injured when a
fraternity member in a "drunken stupor" decided "that it would be a good
idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus," and did so, "but instead of
launching, the bottle rocket blew up in the defendant's rectum, and this
startled the plaintiff and caused him to jump back," and fall off the
fraternity's deck... at which time he fell off of the ATO deck, and he
became lodged between the deck and an air conditioner unit adjacent the
deck."

And so on.

http://www.courthousenews.com/2012/02/02/43572.htm





If you read the article it notes that the deck is 3 to 4 feet off the
ground. Code says it needs a handrail. Some mention is made of ATO
negligence in not providing sufficient supervision and control of
alcohol. I thought that is why fraternities were created.

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remove the seven

On Sat, 4 Feb 2012 16:25:47 -0800, "Steve B" wrote:


"HeyBub" wrote in message
news
You might get sued!

"[HUNTINGTON, W.Va. ] A college student claims he was injured when a
fraternity member in a "drunken stupor" decided "that it would be a good
idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus," and did so, "but instead of
launching, the bottle rocket blew up in the defendant's rectum, and this
startled the plaintiff and caused him to jump back," and fall off the
fraternity's deck... at which time he fell off of the ATO deck, and he
became lodged between the deck and an air conditioner unit adjacent the
deck."

And so on.

http://www.courthousenews.com/2012/02/02/43572.htm

If you read it slowly, and look up the link, it is all very logical by
today's standards.

The Bible, Deuteronomy, requires a wall or railing around a roof, so
that no one will fall off.

Steve

"micky" wrote in message
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On Sat, 4 Feb 2012 16:25:47 -0800, "Steve B" wrote:


"HeyBub" wrote in message
news
You might get sued!

"[HUNTINGTON, W.Va. ] A college student claims he was injured when a
fraternity member in a "drunken stupor" decided "that it would be a good
idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus," and did so, "but instead
of
launching, the bottle rocket blew up in the defendant's rectum, and this
startled the plaintiff and caused him to jump back," and fall off the
fraternity's deck... at which time he fell off of the ATO deck, and he
became lodged between the deck and an air conditioner unit adjacent the
deck."

And so on.

http://www.courthousenews.com/2012/02/02/43572.htm

If you read it slowly, and look up the link, it is all very logical by
today's standards.

The Bible, Deuteronomy, requires a wall or railing around a roof, so
that no one will fall off.

Steve

That would be 1,000% more reason for any barrister to take this case than
more cases in history that have been filed with less grounds.

Steve

On 2/4/2012 6:01 PM, HeyBub wrote:
You might get sued!

"[HUNTINGTON, W.Va. ] A college student claims he was injured when a
fraternity member in a "drunken stupor" decided "that it would be a good
idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus," and did so, "but instead of
launching, the bottle rocket blew up in the defendant's rectum, and this
startled the plaintiff and caused him to jump back," and fall off the
fraternity's deck... at which time he fell off of the ATO deck, and he
became lodged between the deck and an air conditioner unit adjacent the
deck."

And so on.

http://www.courthousenews.com/2012/02/02/43572.htm


Drunk girls/women shoot rockets out their butts too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y74bo6hq3Qs

Of course adolescent males will do anything on a da

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgMTmXcMS1E

TDD

In article , DanG
wrote:





If you read the article it notes that the deck is 3 to 4 feet off the
ground. Code says it needs a handrail. Some mention is made of ATO
negligence in not providing sufficient supervision and control of
alcohol. I thought that is why fraternities were created.


If you think they were created to NOT provide sufficient supervision and
control, you are correct. (g)

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People thought cybersex was a safe alternative,
until patients started presenting with sexually
acquired carpal tunnel syndrome.-Howard Berkowitz