You might get sued!

"[HUNTINGTON, W.Va. ] A college student claims he was injured when a
fraternity member in a "drunken stupor" decided "that it would be a good
idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus," and did so, "but instead of
launching, the bottle rocket blew up in the defendant's rectum, and this
startled the plaintiff and caused him to jump back," and fall off the
fraternity's deck... at which time he fell off of the ATO deck, and he
became lodged between the deck and an air conditioner unit adjacent the
deck."

And so on.

http://www.courthousenews.com/2012/02/02/43572.htm