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On 12/22/2010 4:23 AM, harry wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=hN8CKwdosjE That's my Italian relatives for you. My sign would read "FREE HUGS, NO TONGUE" :-) TDD |
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On Dec 22, 12:21*pm, The Daring Dufas
wrote: On 12/22/2010 4:23 AM, harry wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=hN8CKwdosjE That's my Italian relatives for you. My sign would read "FREE HUGS, NO TONGUE" :-) TDD Or groping? No-one seems interested in Christmas. :-( |
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On 12/22/2010 10:41 AM, harry wrote:
On Dec 22, 12:21 pm, The Daring wrote: On 12/22/2010 4:23 AM, harry wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=hN8CKwdosjE That's my Italian relatives for you. My sign would read "FREE HUGS, NO TONGUE" :-) TDD Or groping? No-one seems interested in Christmas. :-( What's going to happen to Christmas in England when the Muslims take over the country? :-) TDD |
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On Dec 22, 11:35*pm, The Daring Dufas
wrote: On 12/22/2010 10:41 AM, harry wrote: On Dec 22, 12:21 pm, The Daring wrote: On 12/22/2010 4:23 AM, harry wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=hN8CKwdosjE That's my Italian relatives for you. My sign would read "FREE HUGS, NO TONGUE" :-) TDD Or groping? No-one seems interested in Christmas. * :-( What's going to happen to Christmas in England when the Muslims take over the country? :-) TDD What's going to happen in the USA when the Mexs' take over? |
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Christmas.
On 12/23/2010 3:36 AM, harry wrote:
On Dec 22, 11:35 pm, The Daring wrote: On 12/22/2010 10:41 AM, harry wrote: On Dec 22, 12:21 pm, The Daring wrote: On 12/22/2010 4:23 AM, harry wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=hN8CKwdosjE That's my Italian relatives for you. My sign would read "FREE HUGS, NO TONGUE" :-) TDD Or groping? No-one seems interested in Christmas. :-( What's going to happen to Christmas in England when the Muslims take over the country? :-) TDD What's going to happen in the USA when the Mexs' take over? They celebrate Christmas. I suppose this old gringo will get less money or perhaps I'll be able to claim protected minority status and I can get preferential treatment because I'll be a minority? :-) TDD |
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On Dec 23, 3:36*am, harry wrote:
On Dec 22, 11:35*pm, The Daring Dufas wrote: On 12/22/2010 10:41 AM, harry wrote: On Dec 22, 12:21 pm, The Daring wrote: On 12/22/2010 4:23 AM, harry wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=hN8CKwdosjE That's my Italian relatives for you. My sign would read "FREE HUGS, NO TONGUE" :-) TDD Or groping? No-one seems interested in Christmas. * :-( What's going to happen to Christmas in England when the Muslims take over the country? :-) TDD What's going to happen in the USA when the Mexs' take over? They're Catholic...duh! |
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On Dec 23, 3:36*am, harry wrote:
On Dec 22, 11:35*pm, The Daring Dufas wrote: On 12/22/2010 10:41 AM, harry wrote: On Dec 22, 12:21 pm, The Daring wrote: On 12/22/2010 4:23 AM, harry wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=hN8CKwdosjE That's my Italian relatives for you. My sign would read "FREE HUGS, NO TONGUE" :-) TDD Or groping? No-one seems interested in Christmas. * :-( What's going to happen to Christmas in England when the Muslims take over the country? :-) TDD What's going to happen in the USA when the Mexs' take over? Have you had time to ponder the stupidity of your statement? |
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Christmas.
Bob Villa wrote:
What's going to happen in the USA when the Mexs' take over? They're Catholic...duh! Maybe. I once had the following conversation with my girlfriend's relative. Me: "You're a Baptist missionary, right?" Him: "Right." Me: "I mean you're not just passing out tracts on the street corner; you get a paycheck from the Foreign Missionary Board of the Southern Baptist Convention. You're a 'professional' missionary?" Him: "Right again." Me: "Then, I've got to ask, why are you a missionary to MEXICO? Mexico has to the be most Christian country on the planet! Can't you get more souls for the buck by ministering to the heathens in Pago-Pago or Muckaluck Land?" Him: "Oh, you see they're not REAL Christians in Mexico! They are Aztec idolaters for whom the Catholic Church provides idols..." Me: "Zzzz..." |
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On Dec 24, 6:02*pm, "HeyBub" wrote:
Bob Villa wrote: What's going to happen in the USA when the Mexs' take over? They're Catholic...duh! Maybe. I once had the following conversation with my girlfriend's relative. Me: "You're a Baptist missionary, right?" Him: "Right." Me: "I mean you're not just passing out tracts on the street corner; you get a paycheck from the Foreign Missionary Board of the Southern Baptist Convention. You're a 'professional' missionary?" Him: "Right again." Me: "Then, I've got to ask, why are you a missionary to MEXICO? *Mexico has to the be most Christian country on the planet! Can't you get more souls for the buck by ministering to the heathens in Pago-Pago or Muckaluck Land?" Him: "Oh, you see they're not REAL Christians in Mexico! They are Aztec idolaters for whom the Catholic Church provides idols..." Me: "Zzzz..." Amusing. ^L^ |
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