Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a
part of it. I love contributing to the community.
I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny
stories that I read somewhere.

A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.
Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.
Patient: How much will it cost?
Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of
work?
Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly!
http://www.westcoastpayday.com/payday-loans.gif

Here is another one:

Husband and wife have just left their home for camping.
Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove
and it might burn our appartment!
Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off
the shower.

The last one:

A trial is in progress in the court room.
Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a
criminal.
Judge: Then who is he?
Lawyer: He is a Collector.

Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.
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highfoode wrote:
Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a
part of it. I love contributing to the community.
I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny
stories that I read somewhere.

A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.
Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.
Patient: How much will it cost?
Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of
work?
Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly!
http://www.westcoastpayday.com/payday-loans.gif

Here is another one:

Husband and wife have just left their home for camping.
Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove
and it might burn our appartment!
Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off
the shower.

The last one:

A trial is in progress in the court room.
Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a
criminal.
Judge: Then who is he?
Lawyer: He is a Collector.

Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.
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OK you can do this ONCE a week.

Doug Miller wrote:
In article , LouB wrote:
highfoode wrote:
Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a
part of it. I love contributing to the community.
I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny
stories that I read somewhere.

[snip]
http://www.westcoastSPAM.SPAM

[snip of more nonsense that is obviously -- to everyone but LouB, that is --
nothing more than a vehicle for posting links to the spammer's web site]

OK you can do this ONCE a week.

No, it's NOT ok.

All things in moderation EXCEPT hugs and humor.
Relax. Life is short. Smiles are good!

"It takes just as much time to be nice to someone as it does to be a jerk.
So why be a jerk?" Tim Russet quoting his father Big Russ

Lou

In article , LouB wrote:
highfoode wrote:
Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a
part of it. I love contributing to the community.
I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny
stories that I read somewhere.

[snip]
http://www.westcoastSPAM.SPAM

[snip of more nonsense that is obviously -- to everyone but LouB, that is --
nothing more than a vehicle for posting links to the spammer's web site]

OK you can do this ONCE a week.

No, it's NOT ok.

In article , LouB wrote:
Doug Miller wrote:
In article , LouB wrote:
highfoode wrote:
Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a
part of it. I love contributing to the community.
I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny
stories that I read somewhere.

[snip]
http://www.westcoastSPAM.SPAM

[snip of more nonsense that is obviously -- to everyone but LouB, that is --
nothing more than a vehicle for posting links to the spammer's web site]

OK you can do this ONCE a week.

No, it's NOT ok.

All things in moderation EXCEPT hugs and humor.
Relax. Life is short. Smiles are good!

"It takes just as much time to be nice to someone as it does to be a jerk.
So why be a jerk?" Tim Russet quoting his father Big Russ

Indeed, why be a jerk? Why repost a spam in its entirety, then tell the
spammer it's ok to come back once a week? Jerk.

I'm new to the forum. Nice post.
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"LamCratamog" wrote:
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