What is the best way to determine Trailer Trash?

Besides the blank glaze in their eyes, the fact they are most often
found in the bar or McDonalds, the men use the f-word at least 20
times in each sentence, the women are loud, boisterous, and uglier
than sin, and the children are all dressed in rags, and affected with
ADD, how else can they be identified?

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:00:28 -0600, wrote:

What is the best way to determine Trailer Trash?

Besides the blank glaze in their eyes, the fact they are most often
found in the bar or McDonalds, the men use the f-word at least 20
times in each sentence, the women are loud, boisterous, and uglier
than sin, and the children are all dressed in rags, and affected with
ADD, how else can they be identified?

Look for a large collection of _Yard Ornaments_.

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 22:33:12 -0500, "Cmh" wrote:


wrote
What is the best way to determine Trailer Trash?

Besides the blank glaze in their eyes, the fact they are most often
found in the bar or McDonalds, the men use the f-word at least 20
times in each sentence, the women are loud, boisterous, and uglier
than sin, and the children are all dressed in rags, and affected with
ADD, how else can they be identified?

They have a "W" sticker on the back of their vehicle. Usually seen pulling
out of the church parking lot, chugging a few beers, while back handing
their wife.


I don't have a Waylon sticker on my truck! But wish I did.

RIP Waylon Jennings..

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:00:28 -0600, wrote:

What is the best way to determine Trailer Trash?

Besides the blank glaze in their eyes, the fact they are most often
found in the bar or McDonalds, the men use the f-word at least 20
times in each sentence, the women are loud, boisterous, and uglier
than sin, and the children are all dressed in rags, and affected with
ADD, how else can they be identified?

By listening real carefully..... Usually they attack those who
most closely emulate who they are. They can find no way
to justify their contempt for them self but can find a way
by deflecting their contempt to others who actually represent
them self.

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:53:52 -0500, wrote:

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:00:28 -0600, wrote:

What is the best way to determine Trailer Trash?

Besides the blank glaze in their eyes, the fact they are most often
found in the bar or McDonalds, the men use the f-word at least 20
times in each sentence, the women are loud, boisterous, and uglier
than sin, and the children are all dressed in rags, and affected with
ADD, how else can they be identified?

By listening real carefully..... Usually they attack those who
most closely emulate who they are. They can find no way
to justify their contempt for them self but can find a way
by deflecting their contempt to others who actually represent
them self.

You don't need to live in a trailer for that.

wrote:
On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:00:28 -0600, wrote:

What is the best way to determine Trailer Trash?

Besides the blank glaze in their eyes, the fact they are most often
found in the bar or McDonalds, the men use the f-word at least 20
times in each sentence, the women are loud, boisterous, and uglier
than sin, and the children are all dressed in rags, and affected with
ADD, how else can they be identified?

By listening real carefully..... Usually they attack those who
most closely emulate who they are. They can find no way
to justify their contempt for them self but can find a way
by deflecting their contempt to others who actually represent
them self.

My irony detector is so loud...

--
Angry American flags attack Hillary Clinton!

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:59:43 -0600, clifto wrote:

Angry American flags attack Hillary Clinton!

.............. LOL......

wrote:

What is the best way to determine Trailer Trash?

Besides the blank glaze in their eyes, the fact they are most often
found in the bar or McDonalds, the men use the f-word at least 20
times in each sentence, the women are loud, boisterous, and uglier
than sin, and the children are all dressed in rags, and affected with
ADD, how else can they be identified?


ADD? That's not a problem unique to economic underclass. Actually,
there is a who subspecies of trash who pose as rich folks, only because
their parents had wealth and endowed the alcoholic losers with trust
funds. No idea of ethics, personal responsibility, or standards of
living. Actually, an awful lot of the poor people I have known are
better human beings by a great magnitude than the losers that seem to
surround me where I live now. Rich losers, with no purpose to their
existance other than keeping bars in business and ducking
responsibility. I've known folks with 6-8th grade educations who were
far better educated than a lot of MBA's and C-average college grads.

As for rags, I haven't seen anyone in rags in a long time - even the
homeless dress as well as I do. I just do laundry more often. My '84
Buick could pass the trailer park test if the muffler was dragging and
there was a bit more rust )

And some of the stupidest people I know are employed by gov. or gov.
contractors. But we all knew that )

on 11/16/2007 10:00 PM said the following:
What is the best way to determine Trailer Trash?

Besides the blank glaze in their eyes, the fact they are most often
found in the bar or McDonalds, the men use the f-word at least 20
times in each sentence, the women are loud, boisterous, and uglier
than sin, and the children are all dressed in rags, and affected with
ADD, how else can they be identified?

"Dog the bounty hunter" and his kin.

--

Bill
In Hamptonburgh, NY
To email, remove the double zeroes after @

just look in the mirror..

http://www.minibite.com/america/malone.htm

wrote in message ...
What is the best way to determine Trailer Trash?

Besides the blank glaze in their eyes, the fact they are most often
found in the bar or McDonalds, the men use the f-word at least 20
times in each sentence, the women are loud, boisterous, and uglier
than sin, and the children are all dressed in rags, and affected with
ADD, how else can they be identified?

Some of them have the internet and post stupid things to inappropriate
newsgroups.

Cheri

TD wrote:

Mullet haircuts.

Are you saying lesbians are common among trailer trash?

Get drunk and decide to go on a Yap-Yap dog hunt.
Then devise some sort of point scheme where
- small dogs = 1 point
- Yapping dog = 2 points
- Sissy Hair cut on dog =3 points
- bow in sissy hair cut on dog = 5 points
- yapping dog w/ bow ribbon and sissy hair cut = 10 points

and then tries to explain to cops, was shooting at barking rats.


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What is the best way to determine Trailer Trash?

Besides the blank glaze in their eyes, the fact they are most often
found in the bar or McDonalds, the men use the f-word at least 20
times in each sentence, the women are loud, boisterous, and uglier
than sin, and the children are all dressed in rags, and affected with
ADD, how else can they be identified?

wrote in message
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What is the best way to determine Trailer Trash?

Besides the blank glaze in their eyes, the fact they are most often
found in the bar or McDonalds, the men use the f-word at least 20
times in each sentence, the women are loud, boisterous, and uglier
than sin, and the children are all dressed in rags, and affected with
ADD, how else can they be identified?

The number ONE way, is they post articles like yours to newsgroups.

wrote in news:jslsj3dpcspsrl34cbkj33aertcke1c06r@
4ax.com:

What is the best way to determine Trailer Trash?

Besides the blank glaze in their eyes, the fact they are most often
found in the bar or McDonalds, the men use the f-word at least 20
times in each sentence, the women are loud, boisterous, and uglier
than sin, and the children are all dressed in rags, and affected with
ADD, how else can they be identified?


If it takes more than 5 of them to get a full tooth count.

They have the faux testicals hanging from the back of their pick 'em up
truck...

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 14:59:08 -0600, Red Green
wrote:

wrote in news:jslsj3dpcspsrl34cbkj33aertcke1c06r@
4ax.com:

What is the best way to determine Trailer Trash?

Besides the blank glaze in their eyes, the fact they are most often
found in the bar or McDonalds, the men use the f-word at least 20
times in each sentence, the women are loud, boisterous, and uglier
than sin, and the children are all dressed in rags, and affected with
ADD, how else can they be identified?


If it takes more than 5 of them to get a full tooth count.

or

All five talking at once and nobody is listening.

In article ,
Red Green wrote:

wrote in news:jslsj3dpcspsrl34cbkj33aertcke1c06r@
4ax.com:

What is the best way to determine Trailer Trash?

Besides the blank glaze in their eyes, the fact they are most often
found in the bar or McDonalds, the men use the f-word at least 20
times in each sentence, the women are loud, boisterous, and uglier
than sin, and the children are all dressed in rags, and affected with
ADD, how else can they be identified?


If it takes more than 5 of them to get a full tooth count.

The tooth-to-tatoo ratio is a very important indicator.

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 16:07:50 -0500, (Charles
Pisano) wrote:

They have the faux testicals hanging from the back of their pick 'em up
truck...
or

Live in a High Rise trailer. (pic)
http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/redneck_highrise.jpg

In article ,
Oren wrote:

http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/redneck_highrise.jpg

They have a bunch of these along the Ohio in Southern Indiana. Sorta
jolting from an aesthetic perspective to see 4-5 of these in a row, go
around the corner, and see the opulence that is the Caesars' casino (g).

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 15:08:59 -0800, "SteveB"
wrote:


"Oren" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 16:07:50 -0500, (Charles
Pisano) wrote:

They have the faux testicals hanging from the back of their pick 'em up
truck...
or

Live in a High Rise trailer. (pic)
http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/redneck_highrise.jpg

Actually, in a lot of locales, the thing to do. I've seen lots of them on
telephone poles along the Gulf Coast. They get thinned every year, but like
perennial plants, new ones bloom from the stubs left after a hurricane.

I grew up on the Gulf Coast of South Florida and the Everglades.

In the 50's "fish houses" were off shore in costal areas. The small
fishermen would off load fish, crabs, oysters, etc. They were on pole
"stilts"/ telephone poles. The fish house moved the food to shore and
market.

There might be a few to photograph, but they are now gone for ever.
One place driving into the FL Keys, a bar was called the _Tilting
Hilton_ ( sloped floor g) The owner had too give up this "homestead"
when roads expanded.

As a deer camp, a quick and easy summer retreat, or as your main castle,
there are upsides to them. And an instant view of your neighbor's double
wide.

Steve

"Oren" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 16:07:50 -0500, (Charles
Pisano) wrote:

They have the faux testicals hanging from the back of their pick 'em up
truck...
or

Live in a High Rise trailer. (pic)
http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/redneck_highrise.jpg

Actually, in a lot of locales, the thing to do. I've seen lots of them on
telephone poles along the Gulf Coast. They get thinned every year, but like
perennial plants, new ones bloom from the stubs left after a hurricane.

As a deer camp, a quick and easy summer retreat, or as your main castle,
there are upsides to them. And an instant view of your neighbor's double
wide.

Steve

Oren wrote:
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 16:07:50 -0500, (Charles
Pisano) wrote:

They have the faux testicals hanging from the back of their pick 'em up
truck...
or

Live in a High Rise trailer. (pic)
http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/redneck_highrise.jpg

Isn't that the Clinton library?

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 19:10:52 -0500, Frank
frankdotlogullo@comcastperiodnet wrote:

Oren wrote:
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 16:07:50 -0500, (Charles
Pisano) wrote:

They have the faux testicals hanging from the back of their pick 'em up
truck...
or

Live in a High Rise trailer. (pic)
http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/redneck_highrise.jpg

Isn't that the Clinton library?

I think so. here is the escape plan.

http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/redneck_boat.jpg

"Frank" frankdotlogullo@comcastperiodnet wrote in message
. ..
Oren wrote:
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 16:07:50 -0500, (Charles
Pisano) wrote:

They have the faux testicals hanging from the back of their pick 'em up
truck...
or

Live in a High Rise trailer. (pic)
http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/redneck_highrise.jpg

Isn't that the Clinton library?

I don't believe so. This one looks like it has indoor plumbing.

Steve

"Oren" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 15:08:59 -0800, "SteveB"
wrote:


"Oren" wrote in message
. ..
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 16:07:50 -0500, (Charles
Pisano) wrote:

They have the faux testicals hanging from the back of their pick 'em up
truck...
or

Live in a High Rise trailer. (pic)
http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/redneck_highrise.jpg

Actually, in a lot of locales, the thing to do. I've seen lots of them on
telephone poles along the Gulf Coast. They get thinned every year, but
like
perennial plants, new ones bloom from the stubs left after a hurricane.

I grew up on the Gulf Coast of South Florida and the Everglades.

In the 50's "fish houses" were off shore in costal areas. The small
fishermen would off load fish, crabs, oysters, etc. They were on pole
"stilts"/ telephone poles. The fish house moved the food to shore and
market.

There might be a few to photograph, but they are now gone for ever.
One place driving into the FL Keys, a bar was called the _Tilting
Hilton_ ( sloped floor g) The owner had too give up this "homestead"
when roads expanded.

As a deer camp, a quick and easy summer retreat, or as your main castle,
there are upsides to them. And an instant view of your neighbor's double
wide.

Steve


In going in and out of lots and lots of marshes along southern Louisiana on
our way out to the rigs, we passed lots of very creative "camps" where
shrimpers and fishermen would tie up rather than make it to port every day.
Reading about the marshmen of previous generations was inspiring because
those was tough people! The mosquitos were enough to drive a normal person
crazy. Then throw in a few alligators and the rest and .............

Steve

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:35:52 -0800, "SteveB"
wrote:


"Oren" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 15:08:59 -0800, "SteveB"
wrote:


"Oren" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 16:07:50 -0500, (Charles
Pisano) wrote:

They have the faux testicals hanging from the back of their pick 'em up
truck...
or

Live in a High Rise trailer. (pic)
http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/redneck_highrise.jpg

Actually, in a lot of locales, the thing to do. I've seen lots of them on
telephone poles along the Gulf Coast. They get thinned every year, but
like
perennial plants, new ones bloom from the stubs left after a hurricane.

I grew up on the Gulf Coast of South Florida and the Everglades.

In the 50's "fish houses" were off shore in costal areas. The small
fishermen would off load fish, crabs, oysters, etc. They were on pole
"stilts"/ telephone poles. The fish house moved the food to shore and
market.

There might be a few to photograph, but they are now gone for ever.
One place driving into the FL Keys, a bar was called the _Tilting
Hilton_ ( sloped floor g) The owner had too give up this "homestead"
when roads expanded.

As a deer camp, a quick and easy summer retreat, or as your main castle,
there are upsides to them. And an instant view of your neighbor's double
wide.

Steve


In going in and out of lots and lots of marshes along southern Louisiana on
our way out to the rigs, we passed lots of very creative "camps" where
shrimpers and fishermen would tie up rather than make it to port every day.
Reading about the marshmen of previous generations was inspiring because
those was tough people! The mosquitos were enough to drive a normal person
crazy. Then throw in a few alligators and the rest and .............

Steve

GUMBO!

"Oren" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:35:52 -0800, "SteveB"
wrote:


"Oren" wrote in message
. ..
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 15:08:59 -0800, "SteveB"
wrote:


"Oren" wrote in message
m...
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 16:07:50 -0500, (Charles
Pisano) wrote:

They have the faux testicals hanging from the back of their pick 'em
up
truck...
or

Live in a High Rise trailer. (pic)
http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/redneck_highrise.jpg

Actually, in a lot of locales, the thing to do. I've seen lots of them
on
telephone poles along the Gulf Coast. They get thinned every year, but
like
perennial plants, new ones bloom from the stubs left after a hurricane.

I grew up on the Gulf Coast of South Florida and the Everglades.

In the 50's "fish houses" were off shore in costal areas. The small
fishermen would off load fish, crabs, oysters, etc. They were on pole
"stilts"/ telephone poles. The fish house moved the food to shore and
market.

There might be a few to photograph, but they are now gone for ever.
One place driving into the FL Keys, a bar was called the _Tilting
Hilton_ ( sloped floor g) The owner had too give up this "homestead"
when roads expanded.

As a deer camp, a quick and easy summer retreat, or as your main castle,
there are upsides to them. And an instant view of your neighbor's
double
wide.

Steve


In going in and out of lots and lots of marshes along southern Louisiana
on
our way out to the rigs, we passed lots of very creative "camps" where
shrimpers and fishermen would tie up rather than make it to port every
day.
Reading about the marshmen of previous generations was inspiring because
those was tough people! The mosquitos were enough to drive a normal
person
crazy. Then throw in a few alligators and the rest and .............

Steve

GUMBO!

Sound like you don been dere, cha!