Get drunk and decide to go on a Yap-Yap dog hunt.
Then devise some sort of point scheme where
- small dogs = 1 point
- Yapping dog = 2 points
- Sissy Hair cut on dog =3 points
- bow in sissy hair cut on dog = 5 points
- yapping dog w/ bow ribbon and sissy hair cut = 10 points

and then tries to explain to cops, was shooting at barking rats.


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What is the best way to determine Trailer Trash?

Besides the blank glaze in their eyes, the fact they are most often
found in the bar or McDonalds, the men use the f-word at least 20
times in each sentence, the women are loud, boisterous, and uglier
than sin, and the children are all dressed in rags, and affected with
ADD, how else can they be identified?