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On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:35:37 +0100, John Rumm
wrote: Neil Larson wrote: manually back out the drill. I chose the drill. It is hard to believe how much blood can come out of 2 small holes and a couple of tears in a scrotum nor how much one person can scream. After recovery he was discharged for the good of the navy. Last thing you need is thick seamen all over the place.... ;-) eeewwwwww!!!! Gunner |
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"Gunner Asch" wrote in message ... On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 13:34:12 -0500, "Neil Larson" wrote: - Final and best was when he needed to drill a small hole in a short board. He didn't have a vise in the part of the shop he was in so he put the board on his lap. He was sitting on one of those old military cloth covered stools. He put his weight on the 1/2 " drive drill, and the bit went thru the board, his pants, his underwear, his scrotum, back out thru all of them then into the bottom of the stool. As any of you that have tried to drill thru cloth know, it likes to twist up on the bit. The Chief corpsman and I were walking by and heard him scream. After he analyzed the problem. the Chief corpsman gave me the choice, hold the mans scrotum in place or manually back out the drill. I chose the drill. It is hard to believe how much blood can come out of 2 small holes and a couple of tears in a scrotum nor how much one person can scream. After recovery he was discharged for the good of the navy. "Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime: the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity". Robert A. Heinlein, Yup. One of my favourites. |
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John Rumm wrote:
Neil Larson wrote: manually back out the drill. I chose the drill. It is hard to believe how much blood can come out of 2 small holes and a couple of tears in a scrotum nor how much one person can scream. After recovery he was discharged for the good of the navy. Last thing you need is thick seamen all over the place.... ;-) After reading that, I am still persuading my nuts to come back down from my neck :-( Dave |
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Neil Larson wrote:
About 20 years ago, when I was in the US Navy, I was stationed on a LSD (Landing Ship Dock). We had a yound machinest that had a string of stupid mistake, and one too many. - He was trying to cut a wrag in half by pulling the knife towards him, knife went thru the rag and slipped into and through his right nostril. Nice fillet job. - Next, he used the same knife to attempt tochang a fuze to the power source for a piece of machinery he was trying to operate. He used it to pry out the 440V 20A fuze and welded the knife and the fuze panel together. - Final and best was when he needed to drill a small hole in a short board. He didn't have a vise in the part of the shop he was in so he put the board on his lap. He was sitting on one of those old military cloth covered stools. He put his weight on the 1/2 " drive drill, and the bit went thru the board, his pants, his underwear, his scrotum, back out thru all of them then into the bottom of the stool. As any of you that have tried to drill thru cloth know, it likes to twist up on the bit. The Chief corpsman and I were walking by and heard him scream. After he analyzed the problem. the Chief corpsman gave me the choice, hold the mans scrotum in place or manually back out the drill. I chose the drill. It is hard to believe how much blood can come out of 2 small holes and a couple of tears in a scrotum nor how much one person can scream. After recovery he was discharged for the good of the navy. In his case, it sounds like a 'Self Lobotomy', because he certainly didn't have any brains in his other head. -- Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to prove it. Member of DAV #85. Michael A. Terrell Central Florida |
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raden wrote:
In message , Morris Dovey writes willshak wrote: | Why is it that some believe that the US Constitution guarantees | weapons ownership? Because it does (in the last fourteen words of what you've quoted below.) | Most of these people have never read the law, and those that have | read it, completely ignore the first clause of the sentence. | "A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free | state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be | infringed". That first clause is the rationale for what follows. If you don't understand the motivation, a review of colonial history will contribute to your appreciation of the principles involved. You might find a review of the grievances listed in the Declaration of Independence illuminating. The authors of the Constitution ensured that citizens would be empowered to say "No!" to tyranny - both from outside and from within our borders. If you want to rebut by pointing out that there is no tyranny, then I give you my very happiest smiley. :-) One of our political comedians offered three thousand pounds ( the proceeds from an article he wrote) to anyone who killed George Bush, and as a true patriot, you should all be leaping at the chance I can hear the sound of splintering wood and breaking glass now! And the wan and pitiful sound of someone who is about to disappear forever screaming that they have rights. |
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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 17:51:03 -0400, Ed Huntress wrote:
"Kurt Ullman" wrote in message In article , clifto The grammatical construction of the first part sounds stilted in today's world, but translating it into modernese, it says "Because a well-regulated militia is necessary to the security of a free State..." Pure guesswork. You can make no such assumption with a nominative absolute construction. You need to know the context, and there is no context. The way I read it is, "Since it is necessary that the militia be well-regulated, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. What this means that it is the duty of the well-armed citizenry to keep the militia from turning itself into a police state. In other words, it's the duty of the citizens to do the actual regulating. For example, when the militia man shows up with his squad and says, "We're going to confiscate all of your guns and burn all of your subversive books", you can lock and load, aim, look him in the eye, and say, "Guess again, bucko!" Unfortunately, these days it seems that too many people are willing to throw away their Liberty in exchange for the illusion of security. Thanks, Rich |
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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 16:56:28 -0400, Ed Huntress wrote:
.... I have some definitions of nominative absolute that may help but I hope the examples clear it up. It won't do any good - the confiscators, neosocialist and neonazi alike, simply want absolute power, and are incapable of reason. Cheers! Rich |
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"Richard The Dreaded Libertarian" wrote in message news On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 17:51:03 -0400, Ed Huntress wrote: "Kurt Ullman" wrote in message In article , clifto The grammatical construction of the first part sounds stilted in today's world, but translating it into modernese, it says "Because a well-regulated militia is necessary to the security of a free State..." Pure guesswork. You can make no such assumption with a nominative absolute construction. You need to know the context, and there is no context. The way I read it is, "Since it is necessary that the militia be well-regulated, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. What this means that it is the duty of the well-armed citizenry to keep the militia from turning itself into a police state. In other words, it's the duty of the citizens to do the actual regulating. For example, when the militia man shows up with his squad and says, "We're going to confiscate all of your guns and burn all of your subversive books", you can lock and load, aim, look him in the eye, and say, "Guess again, bucko!" Unfortunately, these days it seems that too many people are willing to throw away their Liberty in exchange for the illusion of security. I suppose that's as good an interpretation as any. One of the beauties of the 2nd, and of many such sentences, is that you can read into it what you want -- and it's clear that people do just that. Taking into account what the FFs were trying to accomplish with the Bill of Rights, I firmly believe that the 2nd was intended to be ambiguous, while, at the same time, drawing attention to what was then the most uniformly agreed upon argument in favor of a right to bear arms. After the Revolutionary War, no state legislature would argue the point, and that was the desired result. But the history of the issue over the decades preceding the B of R suggests that the most common argument (although not, possibly, the most forceful one) was an individual right to self-defense. Why the FFs didn't seize on that one, we can only guess. A key point is that there was no debate over the right itself. It was a no-brainer at the time. -- Ed Huntress |
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In message , Ed Huntress
writes But the history of the issue over the decades preceding the B of R suggests that the most common argument (although not, possibly, the most forceful one) was an individual right to self-defense. Why the FFs didn't seize on that one, we can only guess. A key point is that there was no debate over the right itself. It was a no-brainer at the time. blah blah excuse me girls, can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this -- geoff |
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"geoff" wrote in message ... In message , Ed Huntress writes But the history of the issue over the decades preceding the B of R suggests that the most common argument (although not, possibly, the most forceful one) was an individual right to self-defense. Why the FFs didn't seize on that one, we can only guess. A key point is that there was no debate over the right itself. It was a no-brainer at the time. blah blah excuse me girls, can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this -- geoff Sure, Geoff. We wouldn't want you to know this stuff, anyway. You might be dangerous if you did. d8-) -- Ed Huntress |
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"Ed Huntress" wrote: "geoff" wrote in message ... In message , Ed Huntress writes But the history of the issue over the decades preceding the B of R suggests that the most common argument (although not, possibly, the most forceful one) was an individual right to self-defense. Why the FFs didn't seize on that one, we can only guess. A key point is that there was no debate over the right itself. It was a no-brainer at the time. blah blah excuse me girls, can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this -- geoff Sure, Geoff. We wouldn't want you to know this stuff, anyway. You might be dangerous if you did. d8-) -- Ed Huntress Terrific. And take it off all the other off-topic groups, as well. Let's see, that would leave, uh, um, alt.idiotic.flagwavers as your only appropriate group. |
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In message , Ed Huntress
writes "geoff" wrote in message ... In message , Ed Huntress writes But the history of the issue over the decades preceding the B of R suggests that the most common argument (although not, possibly, the most forceful one) was an individual right to self-defense. Why the FFs didn't seize on that one, we can only guess. A key point is that there was no debate over the right itself. It was a no-brainer at the time. blah blah excuse me girls, can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this -- geoff Sure, Geoff. We wouldn't want you to know this stuff, anyway. You might be dangerous if you did. d8-) Another stupid septic ... -- geoff |
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"geoff" wrote in message ... In message , Ed Huntress writes "geoff" wrote in message ... In message , Ed Huntress writes But the history of the issue over the decades preceding the B of R suggests that the most common argument (although not, possibly, the most forceful one) was an individual right to self-defense. Why the FFs didn't seize on that one, we can only guess. A key point is that there was no debate over the right itself. It was a no-brainer at the time. blah blah excuse me girls, can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this -- geoff Sure, Geoff. We wouldn't want you to know this stuff, anyway. You might be dangerous if you did. d8-) Another stupid septic ... Well, don't be too hard on yourself. I wouldn't say you're stupid, just crude and unimaginative. -- Ed Huntress |
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On Sep 22, 8:07 am, geoff wrote:
In message , Ed Huntress writes "geoff" wrote in message ... In message , Ed Huntress writes But the history of the issue over the decades preceding the B of R suggests that the most common argument (although not, possibly, the most forceful one) was an individual right to self-defense. Why the FFs didn't seize on that one, we can only guess. A key point is that there was no debate over the right itself. It was a no-brainer at the time. blah blah excuse me girls, can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this -- geoff Sure, Geoff. We wouldn't want you to know this stuff, anyway. You might be dangerous if you did. d8-) Another stupid septic ... -- geoff Would you please trim the "rec." groups from your rants, hypocrite t? Thanks. Slater |
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On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:07:15 GMT, geoff wrote:
In message , Ed Huntress writes "geoff" wrote in message ... In message , Ed Huntress writes But the history of the issue over the decades preceding the B of R suggests that the most common argument (although not, possibly, the most forceful one) was an individual right to self-defense. Why the FFs didn't seize on that one, we can only guess. A key point is that there was no debate over the right itself. It was a no-brainer at the time. blah blah excuse me girls, can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this -- geoff Sure, Geoff. We wouldn't want you to know this stuff, anyway. You might be dangerous if you did. d8-) Another stupid septic ... Another stupid turd heard from. Turd = **** rhymes with Brit. Gunner |
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In message , Gunner Asch
writes On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:07:15 GMT, geoff wrote: In message , Ed Huntress writes "geoff" wrote in message ... In message , Ed Huntress writes But the history of the issue over the decades preceding the B of R suggests that the most common argument (although not, possibly, the most forceful one) was an individual right to self-defense. Why the FFs didn't seize on that one, we can only guess. A key point is that there was no debate over the right itself. It was a no-brainer at the time. blah blah excuse me girls, can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this -- geoff Sure, Geoff. We wouldn't want you to know this stuff, anyway. You might be dangerous if you did. d8-) Another stupid septic ... Another stupid turd heard from. Turd = **** rhymes with Brit. Gunner Not really good with words are you ? now as I said "can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this" -- geoff |
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"geoff" wrote in message ... Would you please trim the "rec." groups from your rants, hypocrite t? FFS **** off you window lickers you reply including uk.d-i-y in your header, I'll reply back with abuse OK ? Oh, we don't doubt that, Geoff. From your first little sniveling drips of snotty sarcasm, it's been obvious that's what you do. You're a little wimpy at it but you're consistent. All you had to do was ask nicely. I assure you that no one posted to you intentionally, as no one wants to converse with a dull and snarling **** like you. So go back to your gluepot and finish whatever you were doing-it-yourself -- or do it to yourself, if you wish, and see if it helps you relax a bit. -- Ed Huntress |
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On Sep 7, 11:52 pm, Ken wrote:
What have been the worst (serious or humorous) handyman or handywoman accidents that you've experienced so far (or someone you know, or saw it happen to, got to experience) and please elaborate on what unfortunately went wrong. Not exactly handman accident - but witnessed campfire surrounded by half dozen folks, do-ggooder decides to stoke fire with coleman lantern fuel by sloshing it out of gallon can. Can catches fire - he drops can - then decides it might explode or something crazy - he kicks the can away from the fire - he explodes into very pretty bluish and orange flame. Quickly he is wrapped in sleeping bag by on-lookers once able to catch him ...still 40% burned..took ambulance 45 minutes to get there - a horrible 45 minutes to watch anyone endure. |
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On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 11:38:53 GMT, geoff wrote:
In message , Gunner Asch writes On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:07:15 GMT, geoff wrote: In message , Ed Huntress writes "geoff" wrote in message ... In message , Ed Huntress writes But the history of the issue over the decades preceding the B of R suggests that the most common argument (although not, possibly, the most forceful one) was an individual right to self-defense. Why the FFs didn't seize on that one, we can only guess. A key point is that there was no debate over the right itself. It was a no-brainer at the time. blah blah excuse me girls, can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this -- geoff Sure, Geoff. We wouldn't want you to know this stuff, anyway. You might be dangerous if you did. d8-) Another stupid septic ... Another stupid turd heard from. Turd = **** rhymes with Brit. Gunner Not really good with words are you ? Im not particularly conversant with Cockney Rhyming Slang, but isnt the term you ****s use for the US..."septic" + tank rhymes with Yank? So you stupid Turds (I did get the connection correct, did I not?) are now going to get all ****y and upset about it? now as I said "can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this" Intelligent enough, of course. On the other hand, ****ing off arrogant sniveling little Turds is fun. The DIY shall remain. In fact, I may subscribe to the group, just to view how the semi intelligent manage to fumble**** their way through hanging wallpaper or whatever buffoonish tasks it is that your lot is having difficulty with. Advanced bridge building using popsicle sticks perhaps? I anticipate your Turdish response. Gunner |
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In message , Gunner Asch
writes On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 11:38:53 GMT, geoff wrote: In message , Gunner Asch writes On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:07:15 GMT, geoff wrote: In message , Ed Huntress writes "geoff" wrote in message ... In message , Ed Huntress writes But the history of the issue over the decades preceding the B of R suggests that the most common argument (although not, possibly, the most forceful one) was an individual right to self-defense. Why the FFs didn't seize on that one, we can only guess. A key point is that there was no debate over the right itself. It was a no-brainer at the time. blah blah excuse me girls, can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this -- geoff Sure, Geoff. We wouldn't want you to know this stuff, anyway. You might be dangerous if you did. d8-) Another stupid septic ... Another stupid turd heard from. Turd = **** rhymes with Brit. Gunner Not really good with words are you ? Im not particularly conversant with Cockney Rhyming Slang, but isnt the term you ****s use for the US..."septic" + tank rhymes with Yank? So you stupid Turds (I did get the connection correct, did I not?) are now going to get all ****y and upset about it? now as I said "can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this" Intelligent enough, of course. On the other hand, ****ing off arrogant sniveling little Turds is fun. The DIY shall remain. In fact, I may subscribe to the group, DIGAF - I'm off to Africa the day after tomorrow, Why do you insist on displaying your father's predeliction for domesticated animals ? I used to feel sorry for Indians, now I realise that, like the Dodo, they are just too stupid to survive -- geoff |
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geoff wrote:
DIGAF - Yes, you do give a ****, or you wouldn't have posted your pathetic drivel. I'm off to Africa the day after tomorrow, May you give a lion indigestion. Why do you insist on displaying your father's predeliction for domesticated animals ? WHy can't you faggots say what you mean, instead of using a six year olds innuendo? Do they castrate all of you at six years old? Or all of you so bad at D.I.Y. that it's self inflicted? You make the French look good. I used to feel sorry for Indians, now I realise that, like the Dodo, they are just too stupid to survive -- geoff That's what we think about all of you stupid "Eurosheep'. It's really sad though, that 99.9% of you make the rest look bad. -- Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to prove it. Member of DAV #85. Michael A. Terrell Central Florida |
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In message , Michael A. Terrell
writes geoff wrote: DIGAF - Yes, you do give a ****, or you wouldn't have posted your pathetic drivel. I'm off to Africa the day after tomorrow, May you give a lion indigestion. Why do you insist on displaying your father's predeliction for domesticated animals ? WHy can't you faggots say what you mean, instead of using a six year olds innuendo? Do they castrate all of you at six years old? Or all of you so bad at D.I.Y. that it's self inflicted? You make the French look good. I used to feel sorry for Indians, now I realise that, like the Dodo, they are just too stupid to survive -- geoff That's what we think about all of you stupid "Eurosheep'. It's really sad though, that 99.9% of you make the rest look bad. I shall miss you window lickers ... -- geoff |
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On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 20:23:43 GMT, geoff wrote:
In message , Gunner Asch writes On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 11:38:53 GMT, geoff wrote: In message , Gunner Asch writes On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:07:15 GMT, geoff wrote: In message , Ed Huntress writes "geoff" wrote in message ... In message , Ed Huntress writes But the history of the issue over the decades preceding the B of R suggests that the most common argument (although not, possibly, the most forceful one) was an individual right to self-defense. Why the FFs didn't seize on that one, we can only guess. A key point is that there was no debate over the right itself. It was a no-brainer at the time. blah blah excuse me girls, can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this -- geoff Sure, Geoff. We wouldn't want you to know this stuff, anyway. You might be dangerous if you did. d8-) Another stupid septic ... Another stupid turd heard from. Turd = **** rhymes with Brit. Gunner Not really good with words are you ? Im not particularly conversant with Cockney Rhyming Slang, but isnt the term you ****s use for the US..."septic" + tank rhymes with Yank? So you stupid Turds (I did get the connection correct, did I not?) are now going to get all ****y and upset about it? now as I said "can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this" Intelligent enough, of course. On the other hand, ****ing off arrogant sniveling little Turds is fun. The DIY shall remain. In fact, I may subscribe to the group, DIGAF - I'm off to Africa the day after tomorrow, Really? I understand young boys are cheap there. Enjoy your predilections. Just watch out for the "slims". With luck..the latest ebola outbreak will catch you first. Why do you insist on displaying your father's predeliction for domesticated animals ? I mentioned he liked beagles? I used to feel sorry for Indians, now I realise that, like the Dodo, they are just too stupid to survive Im sure the Pakis agree with you. Gunner |
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On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 21:47:49 GMT, geoff wrote:
In message , Michael A. Terrell writes geoff wrote: DIGAF - Yes, you do give a ****, or you wouldn't have posted your pathetic drivel. I'm off to Africa the day after tomorrow, May you give a lion indigestion. Why do you insist on displaying your father's predeliction for domesticated animals ? WHy can't you faggots say what you mean, instead of using a six year olds innuendo? Do they castrate all of you at six years old? Or all of you so bad at D.I.Y. that it's self inflicted? You make the French look good. I used to feel sorry for Indians, now I realise that, like the Dodo, they are just too stupid to survive -- geoff That's what we think about all of you stupid "Eurosheep'. It's really sad though, that 99.9% of you make the rest look bad. I shall miss you window lickers ... Thats a new one. Whats it mean in Turdish? Gunner |
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What have been the worst home handyman accidents you've had,or seen so far ?
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 15:56:33 -0700, Gunner Asch
wrote: On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 21:47:49 GMT, geoff wrote: In message , Michael A. Terrell writes geoff wrote: DIGAF - Yes, you do give a ****, or you wouldn't have posted your pathetic drivel. I'm off to Africa the day after tomorrow, May you give a lion indigestion. Why do you insist on displaying your father's predeliction for domesticated animals ? WHy can't you faggots say what you mean, instead of using a six year olds innuendo? Do they castrate all of you at six years old? Or all of you so bad at D.I.Y. that it's self inflicted? You make the French look good. I used to feel sorry for Indians, now I realise that, like the Dodo, they are just too stupid to survive -- geoff That's what we think about all of you stupid "Eurosheep'. It's really sad though, that 99.9% of you make the rest look bad. I shall miss you window lickers ... Thats a new one. Whats it mean in Turdish? Gunner From the "Urban Dictionary": 1. window licker A retard who sits in the back of the sunshine bus, licking the window whilst staring at you 2. window licker A mentally challenged person riding on "the short bus". aka: Adams or Negative Waves The window lickers on the short bus have faces pressed against the window with their tongues hanging out. 3. window licker (derogatory) ~ sl.: euphemism for a person of mentally challenged status. Etymology: C20 - Derived from the stereotyped behaviour of mentally challenged people, observed to place their open mouths into prolongued contact with the external windows of public or private transport on which they are seated. It is offensive and wrong to name a person people who is mentally challenged a 'window licker' or a 'retard'. -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com |
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What have been the worst home handyman accidents you've had,or seen so far ?
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 23:47:55 -0400, clare at snyder.on.ca wrote:
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 15:56:33 -0700, Gunner Asch wrote: On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 21:47:49 GMT, geoff wrote: In message , Michael A. Terrell writes geoff wrote: DIGAF - Yes, you do give a ****, or you wouldn't have posted your pathetic drivel. I'm off to Africa the day after tomorrow, May you give a lion indigestion. Why do you insist on displaying your father's predeliction for domesticated animals ? WHy can't you faggots say what you mean, instead of using a six year olds innuendo? Do they castrate all of you at six years old? Or all of you so bad at D.I.Y. that it's self inflicted? You make the French look good. I used to feel sorry for Indians, now I realise that, like the Dodo, they are just too stupid to survive -- geoff That's what we think about all of you stupid "Eurosheep'. It's really sad though, that 99.9% of you make the rest look bad. I shall miss you window lickers ... Thats a new one. Whats it mean in Turdish? Gunner From the "Urban Dictionary": 1. window licker A retard who sits in the back of the sunshine bus, licking the window whilst staring at you 2. window licker A mentally challenged person riding on "the short bus". aka: Adams or Negative Waves The window lickers on the short bus have faces pressed against the window with their tongues hanging out. 3. window licker (derogatory) ~ sl.: euphemism for a person of mentally challenged status. Etymology: C20 - Derived from the stereotyped behaviour of mentally challenged people, observed to place their open mouths into prolongued contact with the external windows of public or private transport on which they are seated. It is offensive and wrong to name a person people who is mentally challenged a 'window licker' or a 'retard'. Wow! A great new discription of American Liberals! Added to my overflowing dictionary! Thanks! Humm...I didnt know the Urban Dictionary translated into Turdish. Cool! Gunner |
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geoff wrote:
In message , Michael A. Terrell writes geoff wrote: DIGAF - Yes, you do give a ****, or you wouldn't have posted your pathetic drivel. I'm off to Africa the day after tomorrow, May you give a lion indigestion. Why do you insist on displaying your father's predeliction for domesticated animals ? WHy can't you faggots say what you mean, instead of using a six year olds innuendo? Do they castrate all of you at six years old? Or all of you so bad at D.I.Y. that it's self inflicted? You make the French look good. I used to feel sorry for Indians, now I realise that, like the Dodo, they are just too stupid to survive -- geoff That's what we think about all of you stupid "Eurosheep'. It's really sad though, that 99.9% of you make the rest look bad. I shall miss you window lickers ... So, you missed the bus, AGAIN? They need a stronger leash for you retards. -- Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to prove it. Member of DAV #85. Michael A. Terrell Central Florida |
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