Provided for lurkers and experts alike. How to do the early
spring maintenance on your central AC system.

A Home Owner's guide to spring AC tune up
by Hugh G. Lee Comical, guest editor for the HVAC Lampoon
(Published twice a year, on 10% post consumer recycled HTML)

(On the other hand, maybe a lot of laughs for the pros?)

As usual, the advice is worth what you paid for it. No
responsibility is assumed for any troubles you encounter by using
this advice.

You will be able to achieve a reduction in energy usage by proper
maintenance and servicing of your system. The following actions
are recommended:

1. Examine the fan belts that drive fans on the condenser and
house air mover. If they are frayed or worn, replace them. Adjust
the tension to allow 1/2" to 3/4" depression with moderate force.
Do not over tighten, as that would injure the shaft bearings. If
your installation has an adjustable pulley on the air mover, be
sure the belt is on the smallest diameter to mover the maximum
amount of air. While you're at it, replace the circuit breaker
for the outside unit. They are cheap, and this will cut down on
accidental trips.

2. Clean or replace the house fan filter at least monthly. A
plugged filter will retard the flow of cold air. If it isn't
retarding the air flow, it might be retarding the owner. Be sure
to use good quality filters, the cheap ones wouldn't catch a
sparrow, much less a dust particle.

3. Clean the coils with a commercial coil cleaner. This product
is available at refrigeration supply houses and can be applied
with a garden insecticide sprayer. Follow the suppliers
instructions. Any parts house will be happy to sell you the good
stuff. Be sure and get three or four pounds of that freezon
stuff. Get the powder kind, and mix it with water yourself. Don't
ever get liquid freezon, it's far too expensive. Just spray the
cleaner on, and let it dry overnight before using the air
conditioner.

4. Straighten all of the evaporator and condenser coil fins with
a small pointed stick or a special plastic fin comb. Bent fins do
not allow proper air distribution. Be sure to also flatten out
any kinks in the copper tubing. Don't worry if it hisses a little
when you do this. Make sure your thermostat is level, and replace
it while you're at it.

5. Oil all motor and shaft bearings with 5 to 10 drops of
lightweight machine oil applied in the oil holes near the shaft
supports. Rotate the shaft to assure that the oil is distributed
over the shaft. Be sure the rotation is smooth. If hard rough
spots exist, the bearings need replacement. This is especially
important for the compressor. If the compressor is a sealed unit,
drill a couple 1/4 inch holes in the top, and squirt in a bunch
of 30 weight non detergent. Patch the holes with duct tape. Label
the duct tape with a Sharpie magic marker, so you don't have to
drill new oil holes next year.


6. If the condenser is at ground level, be sure no vegetation or
foreign material is restricting the air flow path. If possible,
shade the condenser with trees or bushes, which will improve the
cooling efficiency by elimination of direct sunshine. Be sure
that your outdoor unit doesn't get wet, by wrapping it in black
plastic, and sealing it with a lot of duct tape.


7. Be sure the suction or cool line from the condenser to the
compressor is insulated with snap-on urethane or other high
R-value insulation. If the insulation is cracked or missing, you
could be losing up to 4% of your energy efficiency.


8. Measure the temperature difference between the warm return air
entering the evaporator coil and the coil discharge air into the
house with two thermometers. The temperature difference should be
a minimum of 12 F to 16 F for satisfactory efficiency, with even
higher temperatures preferred. If this test shows a low
temperature difference, have a serviceman check the refrigerant.
The system may need recharging, or perhaps the compressor is
malfunctioning. If the system needs recharging, you can do it
yourself by mixing powder Freezon, and using a small funnel to
pour it directly into the system.

If have performed all of these checks, there is little more than
you can do. Your only hope now to reduce your energy bills is try
to reduce the heat load on the building and raise the thermostat
as high as comfort allows. Keep your windows closed. Finally,
don't cool the house when no one is home. A timer can activate
the air conditioning just before you arrive. Turn up the
thermostat if you are planning to be home.

Above all, knowing and doing all these things will reduce your
need for expensive HVAC company service calls. Minor maintenance
will prevent major headaches.

"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message
...
Provided for lurkers and experts alike. How to do the early
spring maintenance on your central AC system.

A Home Owner's guide to spring AC tune up
by Hugh G. Lee Comical, guest editor for the HVAC Lampoon
(Published twice a year, on 10% post consumer recycled HTML)

As usual, the advice is worth what you paid for it. No
responsibility is assumed for any troubles you encounter by using
this advice.

You will be able to achieve a reduction in energy usage by proper
maintenance and servicing of your system. The following actions
are recommended:

So obviously you distribute this information to all your customers - but
don't they wake-up to it after a while and use someone else? You need to do
it with graphics for those who don't read....

And, what might make you think that?


"New Directions In Building Services (Australia)"
wrote in message
...
"Stormin Mormon" wrote in
message

A Home Owner's guide to spring AC tune up
by Hugh G. Lee Comical, guest editor for the HVAC Lampoon
(Published twice a year, on 10% post consumer recycled HTML)

:
: So obviously you distribute this information to all your
customers - but
: don't they wake-up to it after a while and use someone else?
You need to do
: it with graphics for those who don't read....
:
:

"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message
...
Provided for lurkers and experts alike. How to do the early
spring maintenance on your central AC system.


I think you need to be a LURKER and stop posting **** that is going to end
up hurting someone!!!!!


You will be able to achieve a reduction in energy usage by proper
maintenance and servicing of your system. The following actions
are recommended:


I think stating "will achieve reduction" is a stretch.


1. Examine the fan belts that drive fans on the condenser and
house air mover. If they are frayed or worn, replace them. Adjust
the tension to allow 1/2" to 3/4" depression with moderate force.
Do not over tighten, as that would injure the shaft bearings. If
your installation has an adjustable pulley on the air mover, be
sure the belt is on the smallest diameter to mover the maximum
amount of air.


Yeah, get them hands in them pulleys and ****. Never mind whether the person
has experience with such items. Hell, a couple missing fingers are nothing.

And get that adjustable pulley set so the fan is moving the maximum amount
of air... forget about PROPER air flow!


While you're at it, replace the circuit breaker
for the outside unit. They are cheap, and this will cut down on
accidental trips.


Why not call an Electrician and change out the whole panel??????


2. Clean or replace the house fan filter at least monthly. A
plugged filter will retard the flow of cold air. If it isn't
retarding the air flow, it might be retarding the owner. Be sure
to use good quality filters, the cheap ones wouldn't catch a
sparrow, much less a dust particle.


Yeah, get those 3M, DirtDevil, ArmorHammer pleated filters in those 1"
filter racks! That will help those allergies. Forget the air flow, remember,
you already adjusted the pulley for maximum air flow. Oh, wait, you say you
have a direct drive blower motor. Don't worry then, no belt, no slippage,
just get a spare motor for when the extra amperage/temperature cooks the
motor windings.


3. Clean the coils with a commercial coil cleaner. This product
is available at refrigeration supply houses and can be applied
with a garden insecticide sprayer. Follow the suppliers
instructions. Any parts house will be happy to sell you the good
stuff. Be sure and get three or four pounds of that freezon
stuff. Get the powder kind, and mix it with water yourself. Don't
ever get liquid freezon, it's far too expensive. Just spray the
cleaner on, and let it dry overnight before using the air
conditioner.


Might as well paint the condenser so it matches the home too. That way when
it don't work, it'll at least blend in with the surroundings!


4. Straighten all of the evaporator and condenser coil fins with
a small pointed stick or a special plastic fin comb. Bent fins do
not allow proper air distribution. Be sure to also flatten out
any kinks in the copper tubing. Don't worry if it hisses a little
when you do this. Make sure your thermostat is level, and replace
it while you're at it.


Level it, then replace it... nice, this is how Chris does everything...
TWICE, as he always screws it up the first time.


5. Oil all motor and shaft bearings with 5 to 10 drops of
lightweight machine oil applied in the oil holes near the shaft
supports. Rotate the shaft to assure that the oil is distributed
over the shaft. Be sure the rotation is smooth. If hard rough
spots exist, the bearings need replacement. This is especially
important for the compressor. If the compressor is a sealed unit,
drill a couple 1/4 inch holes in the top, and squirt in a bunch
of 30 weight non detergent. Patch the holes with duct tape. Label
the duct tape with a Sharpie magic marker, so you don't have to
drill new oil holes next year.


Do you think they will oil the compressor?????


6. If the condenser is at ground level, be sure no vegetation or
foreign material is restricting the air flow path. If possible,
shade the condenser with trees or bushes, which will improve the
cooling efficiency by elimination of direct sunshine. Be sure
that your outdoor unit doesn't get wet, by wrapping it in black
plastic, and sealing it with a lot of duct tape.


Just buy a cover and leave it installed year around.


7. Be sure the suction or cool line from the condenser to the
compressor is insulated with snap-on urethane or other high
R-value insulation. If the insulation is cracked or missing, you
could be losing up to 4% of your energy efficiency.


When they get done, they'll be lucky if that's all they lose!


8. Measure the temperature difference between the warm return air
entering the evaporator coil and the coil discharge air into the
house with two thermometers. The temperature difference should be
a minimum of 12 F to 16 F for satisfactory efficiency, with even
higher temperatures preferred. If this test shows a low
temperature difference, have a serviceman check the refrigerant.
The system may need recharging, or perhaps the compressor is
malfunctioning. If the system needs recharging, you can do it
yourself by mixing powder Freezon, and using a small funnel to
pour it directly into the system.


Plain stupidity.


If have performed all of these checks, there is little more than
you can do. Your only hope now to reduce your energy bills is try
to reduce the heat load on the building and raise the thermostat
as high as comfort allows. Keep your windows closed. Finally,
don't cool the house when no one is home. A timer can activate
the air conditioning just before you arrive. Turn up the
thermostat if you are planning to be home.


Use timer and "turn up" the thermostat "if you are planning to be home".

Sure, cool the home for your pets!!


Above all, knowing and doing all these things will reduce your
need for expensive HVAC company service calls. Minor maintenance
will prevent major headaches.


If you follow the advice in the previous post, you'll be lucky if you only
end up needing a new air conditioning system. At least it can be replaced,
your fingers, hands, eyes, etc... well, you got to be a red neck, if you
think this advice is worthy.

"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message
...

Above all, knowing and doing all these things will reduce your
need for expensive HVAC company service calls. Minor maintenance
will prevent major headaches.

It's too late for that.......................

On Sun, 22 Apr 2007 15:35:23 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

Provided for lurkers and experts alike. How to do the early
spring maintenance on your central AC system.

A Home Owner's guide to spring AC tune up
by Hugh G. Lee Comical, guest editor for the HVAC Lampoon
(Published twice a year, on 10% post consumer recycled HTML)

"-zero" wrote


That is wrong, misleading and exists only in fantasy land.

The rest is a poor attempt at witty banter by someone who
doesn't really get it, yet has chronic dilutions of grandeur.

Deflection may have no effect on this thread... better go
right to patronizing.

Stormy is a troll.
Move right on past his posts.

--
Respectfully, Bob

"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message
...
Provided for lurkers and experts alike. How to do the early
spring maintenance on your central AC system.

A Home Owner's guide to spring AC tune up
by Hugh G. Lee Comical, guest editor for the HVAC Lampoon
(Published twice a year, on 10% post consumer recycled HTML)

You will be able to achieve a reduction in energy usage by proper
maintenance and servicing of your system. The following actions
are recommended:


If
your installation has an adjustable pulley on the air mover, be
sure the belt is on the smallest diameter to mover the maximum
amount of air.


That is wrong, misleading and exists only in fantasy land.

The rest is a poor attempt at witty banter by someone who
doesn't really get it, yet has chronic dilutions of grandeur.

Deflection may have no effect on this thread... better go
right to patronizing.

-zero

p.s.
(It's OK, no one in the group even suspects the patronizing)


snip nothing to talk about