"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message
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Provided for lurkers and experts alike. How to do the early
spring maintenance on your central AC system.

A Home Owner's guide to spring AC tune up
by Hugh G. Lee Comical, guest editor for the HVAC Lampoon
(Published twice a year, on 10% post consumer recycled HTML)

You will be able to achieve a reduction in energy usage by proper
maintenance and servicing of your system. The following actions
are recommended:


If
your installation has an adjustable pulley on the air mover, be
sure the belt is on the smallest diameter to mover the maximum
amount of air.


That is wrong, misleading and exists only in fantasy land.

The rest is a poor attempt at witty banter by someone who
doesn't really get it, yet has chronic dilutions of grandeur.

Deflection may have no effect on this thread... better go
right to patronizing.

-zero

p.s.
(It's OK, no one in the group even suspects the patronizing)


snip nothing to talk about