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Someone Stold My House
Saturday night I went to a bar and got rather drunk. When I drove home
about 5am my house was gone. The basement walls were still there but no house. I think they just loaded the house on a trailer or something and took it. They took all my furniture, my hdtv, my clothes, my food, my computer and all my other stuff. Even my dog. I just sobered up and thought that this was just a prank, but it's not. My house is really gone. Whoever took it left my furnace and water heater in the basement, and they made a campfire in the basement and must have been roasting marshmallows or something. This is not funny at all. Whoever did it might have thought it was funny but it is not funny at all. |
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, 7/31/2006,2:04:39 AM, wrote:
Saturday night I went to a bar and got rather drunk. When I drove home about 5am my house was gone. The basement walls were still there but no house. I think they just loaded the house on a trailer or something and took it. They took all my furniture, my hdtv, my clothes, my food, my computer and all my other stuff. Even my dog. I just sobered up and thought that this was just a prank, but it's not. My house is really gone. Whoever took it left my furnace and water heater in the basement, and they made a campfire in the basement and must have been roasting marshmallows or something. This is not funny at all. Whoever did it might have thought it was funny but it is not funny at all. Be grateful they left something behind. At least it wasn't a total loss. |
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Saturday night I went to a bar and got rather drunk. When I drove home about 5am my house was gone. The basement walls were still there but no house. I think they just loaded the house on a trailer or something and took it. They took all my furniture, my hdtv, my clothes, my food, my computer and all my other stuff. Even my dog. I just sobered up and thought that this was just a prank, but it's not. My house is really gone. Whoever took it left my furnace and water heater in the basement, and they made a campfire in the basement and must have been roasting marshmallows or something. This is not funny at all. Whoever did it might have thought it was funny but it is not funny at all. It could be worse. They could have stolen your house and replaced it with stuff that looked exactly like that which they took. |
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wrote: Saturday night I went to a bar and got rather drunk. When I drove home about 5am my house was gone. The basement walls were still there but no house. I think they just loaded the house on a trailer or something and took it. They took all my furniture, my hdtv, my clothes, my food, my computer and all my other stuff. Even my dog. I just sobered up and thought that this was just a prank, but it's not. My house is really gone. Whoever took it left my furnace and water heater in the basement, and they made a campfire in the basement and must have been roasting marshmallows or something. This is not funny at all. Whoever did it might have thought it was funny but it is not funny at all. Beware the REPO man. |
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Was the Computer in the Basement? It seems to be working...
wrote in message ... Saturday night I went to a bar and got rather drunk. When I drove home about 5am my house was gone. The basement walls were still there but no house. I think they just loaded the house on a trailer or something and took it. They took all my furniture, my hdtv, my clothes, my food, my computer and all my other stuff. Even my dog. I just sobered up and thought that this was just a prank, but it's not. My house is really gone. Whoever took it left my furnace and water heater in the basement, and they made a campfire in the basement and must have been roasting marshmallows or something. This is not funny at all. Whoever did it might have thought it was funny but it is not funny at all. |
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Someone Stold My House
, 7/31/2006,2:04:39 AM, wrote:
Saturday night I went to a bar and got rather drunk. When I drove home about 5am my house was gone. The basement walls were still there but no house. I think they just loaded the house on a trailer or something and took it. They took all my furniture, my hdtv, my clothes, my food, my computer and all my other stuff. Even my dog. I just sobered up and thought that this was just a prank, but it's not. My house is really gone. Whoever took it left my furnace and water heater in the basement, and they made a campfire in the basement and must have been roasting marshmallows or something. This is not funny at all. Whoever did it might have thought it was funny but it is not funny at all. Sounds like that string theory I saw on PBS. Their are more than 4 dimensions and you must be in one right next to the one you were in. If you smelled like cat food in the morning then you went through black ho. Now go back to where you really live, under the bridge. |
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Someone Stold My House
wrote in message ... Saturday night I went to a bar and got rather drunk. When I drove home about 5am my house was gone. The basement walls were still there but no house. I think they just loaded the house on a trailer or something and took it. They took all my furniture, my hdtv, my clothes, my food, my computer and all my other stuff. Even my dog. I just sobered up and thought that this was just a prank, but it's not. My house is really gone. Whoever took it left my furnace and water heater in the basement, and they made a campfire in the basement and must have been roasting marshmallows or something. This is not funny at all. Whoever did it might have thought it was funny but it is not funny at all. Did they leave the outhouse? Bob |
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