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What should a person do until the coroner arrives at their home?
I have that Death House
I am still fine, but there was another death. Yesterday the police came here to investagate the other deaths. He took a sample from my kitchen tap and said he thought it was because I used the wrong color antifreeze in the well. I was really upset. He said I will be be charged with murder. He walked over to my gun cabinet and took out my shotgun. I had no choice in the matter. I reached in my pocket and hit the remote control button for that shotgun The gun accidentally fired blowing his brains out all over my living room. He dropped dead instantly. I am getting so tired of deaths in this house that I am getting bored waiting for the next death. I guess the coroner is coming here shortly. What should a person do until the coroner arrives at their home? I'm just looking for some minor home repair project to tackle he gets here. |
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What should a person do until the coroner arrives at their home?
wrote in message ... I have that Death House I am still fine, but there was another death. SNIP *YAWN* plonk |
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What should a person do until the coroner arrives at their home?
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... I have that Death House I am still fine, but there was another death. Yesterday the police came here to investagate the other deaths. He took a sample from my kitchen tap and said he thought it was because I used the wrong color antifreeze in the well. I was really upset. He said I will be be charged with murder. He walked over to my gun cabinet and took out my shotgun. I had no choice in the matter. I reached in my pocket and hit the remote control button for that shotgun The gun accidentally fired blowing his brains out all over my living room. He dropped dead instantly. I am getting so tired of deaths in this house that I am getting bored waiting for the next death. I guess the coroner is coming here shortly. What should a person do until the coroner arrives at their home? I'm just looking for some minor home repair project to tackle he gets here. Gee a 'death house' AND a 'remote controlled' shotgun! You have one hell of an imagination. Why don't you take it over to some literary or fantasy or storytelling NG? Most of us over here are just trying to keep our homes in ship shape and you're just taking up bandwidth! |
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