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Default What should a person do until the coroner arrives at their home?

I have that Death House

I am still fine, but there was another death. Yesterday the police
came here to investagate the other deaths. He took a sample from my
kitchen tap and said he thought it was because I used the wrong color
antifreeze in the well. I was really upset. He said I will be be
charged with murder. He walked over to my gun cabinet and took out my
shotgun. I had no choice in the matter. I reached in my pocket and
hit the remote control button for that shotgun The gun accidentally
fired blowing his brains out all over my living room. He dropped dead
instantly.

I am getting so tired of deaths in this house that I am getting bored
waiting for the next death. I guess the coroner is coming here
shortly. What should a person do until the coroner arrives at their
home? I'm just looking for some minor home repair project to tackle
he gets here.

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I have that Death House

I am still fine, but there was another death.


SNIP

*YAWN*

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I have that Death House

I am still fine, but there was another death. Yesterday the police
came here to investagate the other deaths. He took a sample from my
kitchen tap and said he thought it was because I used the wrong color
antifreeze in the well. I was really upset. He said I will be be
charged with murder. He walked over to my gun cabinet and took out my
shotgun. I had no choice in the matter. I reached in my pocket and
hit the remote control button for that shotgun The gun accidentally
fired blowing his brains out all over my living room. He dropped dead
instantly.

I am getting so tired of deaths in this house that I am getting bored
waiting for the next death. I guess the coroner is coming here
shortly. What should a person do until the coroner arrives at their
home? I'm just looking for some minor home repair project to tackle
he gets here.

Gee a 'death house' AND a 'remote controlled' shotgun! You have one hell of
an imagination. Why don't you take it over to some literary or fantasy or
storytelling NG? Most of us over here are just trying to keep our homes in
ship shape and you're just taking up bandwidth!


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