I live in a 50 or 60 year old house with one tiny bathroom and 2
females. The bathroom needs to be renovated (I've been putting it off
for a couple of years, but the tiles just fell off the walls into the
bathtub last weekend.)

The ceiling is OK, and we'll probably reuse the recently replaced toilet
and the vanity. Everything else needs to be replaced, including the tub
and the window and most of the plaster. Did I mention that this is the
only bathroom in the house?

(Looking thru the sporting goods catalog for a bucket with a toilet seat
to sit out in the garage)

Bob