"zxcvbob" wrote in message
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I live in a 50 or 60 year old house with one tiny bathroom and 2 females.
The bathroom needs to be renovated (I've been putting it off for a couple
of years, but the tiles just fell off the walls into the bathtub last
weekend.)

The ceiling is OK, and we'll probably reuse the recently replaced toilet
and the vanity. Everything else needs to be replaced, including the tub
and the window and most of the plaster. Did I mention that this is the
only bathroom in the house?

(Looking thru the sporting goods catalog for a bucket with a toilet seat
to sit out in the garage)

Bob

If you're serious about the makeshift bathroom, go to www.westmarine.com.
They sell portable toilets for small boats. I've never owned one, but I
believe you put some sort of chemical in there to keep the Disgustingness
Index down to 8. Without the chemical, it would be a 10.

Good luck. You're out of your mind. :-)