first, make sure someone else rolls it for you, being a dutch signifies
the importance of the manner not to mention male rollers roll more
elegently and are second only to you where as a women can roll a blunt
in a car, a dutch is far more delicate.

Second never mix tobacco in the blunt.

Always make sure its someone elses .

Next keep all doors herimetically sealed. And the Tv on so you can live
there. Anything can be used for an ashtray up to a cat. Loud music is
ok only if everyone is happy. Next make sure you have munchies like
catered western delcacies OR blackened steak with a mild sauce and red
wine (TWO BOTTLES)

Driving high can become complicated at a high rate of Speed the Ferrari
Can cover vast distances in mere minutes.

Night - Time driving isn't a hazard providing you use blinking lights
and the horn as much as possible ONLY in residential areas. Avoiding
detection by not using lights only works if you drive a quick one.

Sky scrapers have many escape routes. Do not use elevator in case of
emergency. Payphone calls are intracable. Concrete barriers on the
highway can be penetrated. It is best to leave the automobile behind no
matter how expensive it is if it is quickly sinking in water. Leave
people behind you will build. US/CANADA border patrols only check your
luggage on the way in from CANADA. Floridian cops let you go if you out
run them. Jeeps don't fly but go over 130 miles per hour, they can over
heat, ALL OF THEM. County Line police officers don't cross county
lines. Bums don't carry documents. A Black Female Cop with a GUN is not
a cop. A fat person is not a Cop. A small person is not a cop. Cop
cars with dented roofs are signs of extreme negligence. Trained killers
are crazy. Dynomite comes in sticks C4 explosives come in moulds. Most
explosive are engineered by the government and have government issues.
The color of power is White. You can't run five miles having been shot,
slow the bleeding and put something in your mouth seek medical
treatment facilities.

always check for blood in you ears & hair. People will smile even when
they are not happy.

Keep your finger nails trim except for the thumbnail. NEVER fight in
cold blood. Trains don't stop or derail, Amtrak trains travel at
hundreds of miles an hour. Don't learn too much before you go. Keeping
your curls long attracts attention. Don't develop alliases. Don't screw
around. keep your stance at shoulder length through trajectory. Don't
come back and witness the awesome power you left behind. There are
houses all around casinos. a Corpse can't tell a lie. Dead bodies
produce bacteria

Its best to have a high ranking government official roll the Dutch for
you in the even he ****s up and you get to yell at him. Beer is also
best served by cops to underages minors. Fire fighters are not police,
paramedics are not police. Tow Trucks can be police. Man out-runs dogs.
Barb wire fences can be tackled with a jacket. Three story glass
windows are not shatter proof like windshields. Barges and cargo ships
have advanced security systems protecting millions of dollars of
expensive navigation equipement. Coast guards do not run aground & Vice
versa. Bankers sleep in odd places. There is no such thing as a legal
machine gun. All cases can be cracked all doors can be subdued. Planes
are not a joke. Limousine drivers choose to remain unaware. The
Cemetary is the best place for DEAD people. People have sex in the
park.

Learn to make an exit without traveling far away by not leaving
witnesses. Pills are crap. Diesel is flame retardent. Talk low talk
like the president don't talk. Even in a large spanning area going over
several times you will notice the same individuals whether they notice
you is up to you. Real jewels are expensive. Cars can be driven before
they come out.Ferrari but not Lamborghini can be bought in Russia.
People in the UK have strange cell phones and directories. South
Americans Have good wine but are kind of, you know, if you ask me.
Planes have rudder pedals at the feet. Most large engines have kill
switches. Paint thinner will only coerce already mallable materials but
not dissolve "them". Can't have sex on public transportation.



If you start crying then you start laughing watch just how funny things
can get;

Smoke Screens can be used in the day time if configured properly.
Mirrors can be broken as a spectacle. Take the batteries out of the
smoke alarm. Guns at night don't make any sound. Also make sure any and
all firearms are within arms reach make sure the gun is loaded and you
are surrounded by naked women.


Don't get high before court.

Don't get high during confrontations.

Don't owe people money.

Don't get high playing at the construction site, yelling "VIRA" &
"MINA" at random intervals.

Don't you ever ever ever come around here no more.

Don't get high and yell at your professors.

Don't get high and yell at your broker.

NEVER POINT FIREARMS AT CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 13

Don't go to a car dealership HIGH unless you own it.

Don't sign contract While high or intoxicated.

Don't drive around HOT looking for trouble.

Don't talk with a Blunt in your mouth.

Ditch cars that aren't yours

Don't run red lights because you drive a Million Dollar Car.

Don't end up at the sand quarry.

Black people are your friends.

Remember the best way to live is under the influence NOT under a
bridge.

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