I've just bought a defective Russian suitcase nuke
on the black market. It seems to be a little bit rusted,
but the Plutonium inside smells ok.

How can I repair the suitcase nuke???

Please help!!!

In article om,
"Lucas J.Riesau" wrote:

I've just bought a defective Russian suitcase nuke
on the black market. It seems to be a little bit rusted,
but the Plutonium inside smells ok.

How can I repair the suitcase nuke???

Please help!!!

You'll need the schematic. Post the make and model number. I'll check my
Sam's file, and could let you have a copy for $37,000 cash.

"Lucas J.Riesau" ) writes:

Take note, if the subject header wasn't clue enough, that this guy
is a troll. Not only did he post it
to sci.electronics.repair but also alt.swordfighting So it's one
of those occasional nonsense posts, nominally on topic, where the
goal is to get replies in that other newsgroup. Anyone who doesn't
cut out the other newsgroup when replying has helped to satisfy
the troll.

Oddly, I hadn't seen one of these in some time, and I had thought/hoped
that we'd seen the last of them.

Michael

Michael Black wrote:
"Lucas J.Riesau" ) writes:

Take note, if the subject header wasn't clue enough, that this guy
is a troll. Not only did he post it
to sci.electronics.repair but also alt.swordfighting So it's one
of those occasional nonsense posts, nominally on topic, where the
goal is to get replies in that other newsgroup. Anyone who doesn't
cut out the other newsgroup when replying has helped to satisfy
the troll.

Oddly, I hadn't seen one of these in some time, and I had thought/hoped
that we'd seen the last of them.

Michael

Lighten up. These threads have elicited some amusing--and even
enlightening--replies in the past. So might this one if somebody
doesn't throw a wet blanket over it....

Heaven forbid that we might have a little fun once in a while. In any
case, it's hardly the classic troll, where the poster attempts to
inflame the group with some emotionally laden subject...except in your
case, of course.

jak

"Lucas J.Riesau" wrote:

I've just bought a defective Russian suitcase nuke
on the black market. It seems to be a little bit rusted,
but the Plutonium inside smells ok.

How can I repair the suitcase nuke???

Please help!!!


I did! See subject line above.


--
Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to
prove it.
Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

"Lucas J.Riesau" wrote in message
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I've just bought a defective Russian suitcase nuke
on the black market. It seems to be a little bit rusted,
but the Plutonium inside smells ok.

How can I repair the suitcase nuke???

Please help!!!


I remember one of the electronics design magazines had a nuclear article on
April Fools day. They had a pretty good write up on a nuclear powered UPS
for your desktop computer. Haven't seen a link for this in some time. But
I can imagine a mini-nuke under the desk by your gonads for 8 hours a day
would work wonders.

Lucas J.Riesau wrote:

I've just bought a defective Russian suitcase nuke
on the black market. It seems to be a little bit rusted,
but the Plutonium inside smells ok.

How can I repair the suitcase nuke???

Please help!!!

Sam Goldwasser's Repair FAQ covers everything. Or ask Jack Bauer's
dad, Philip Bauer (he didn't really die on the oil rig, you know?).

But I think that you have a fake because real Russian suitcase bombs
are made of stainless steel and don't rust. You gotta be careful when
buying off Craig's List or eBay.

In article .com,
larry moe 'n curly wrote:

Lucas J.Riesau wrote:

I've just bought a defective Russian suitcase nuke
on the black market. It seems to be a little bit rusted,
but the Plutonium inside smells ok.

How can I repair the suitcase nuke???

Please help!!!

Sam Goldwasser's Repair FAQ covers everything. Or ask Jack Bauer's
dad, Philip Bauer (he didn't really die on the oil rig, you know?).

But I think that you have a fake because real Russian suitcase bombs
are made of stainless steel and don't rust. You gotta be careful when
buying off Craig's List or eBay.

That's good information. Maybe you should think about writing one of
those buyer's guides for ebay: "Spotting a counterfeit suitcase nuke."

"larry moe 'n curly" wrote in message
oups.com...

Lucas J.Riesau wrote:

I've just bought a defective Russian suitcase nuke
on the black market. It seems to be a little bit rusted,
but the Plutonium inside smells ok.

How can I repair the suitcase nuke???

Please help!!!

Sam Goldwasser's Repair FAQ covers everything. Or ask Jack Bauer's
dad, Philip Bauer (he didn't really die on the oil rig, you know?).

But I think that you have a fake because real Russian suitcase bombs
are made of stainless steel and don't rust. You gotta be careful when
buying off Craig's List or eBay.

Probably got it from China. Cost was $1 , postage was $30.000.
It comes marked as a gift.