For anyone who recalls the reporter who was asking about the price of wood for
an article, look in today's Wall St. Journal.

Inaccurate, interesting, makes me wonder why I didn't get a job writing that
kind of stuff a long time ago. Six email messages and four phone calls and
you've got your week's work done.

Charlie Self
"Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories -
those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost." Russell
Baker