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On 3/1/2010 6:00 PM, Lee Michaels wrote:
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Downright shocking ...

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Swingman wrote:
On 3/1/2010 6:00 PM, Lee Michaels wrote:
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Downright shocking ...

maybe even electrifying...

"Swingman" wrote

Lee Michaels wrote:
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Downright shocking ...

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Every farmboy has ****ed on an electric fence.

This takes it to a whole new level.

Lee Michaels wrote:


"Swingman" wrote

Lee Michaels wrote:

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Downright shocking ...

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Every farmboy has ****ed on an electric fence.


Umm, this one never did.

Kind of from that school of thought that learned wisdom from others, not
one of those who had to pee on the electric fence himself.


This takes it to a whole new level.

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Rob Leatham

Mark & Juanita wrote:


Umm, this one never did.

Kind of from that school of thought that learned wisdom from others,
not one of those who had to pee on the electric fence himself.


Liar...

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Mike Marlow wrote:

Mark & Juanita wrote:


Umm, this one never did.

Kind of from that school of thought that learned wisdom from others,
not one of those who had to pee on the electric fence himself.


Liar...


Not at all. You see, Dad has always used the industrial strength fence
chargers, starting out when I was young with an International Weedchopper, a
high-voltage relay controlled unit that was on for about 1 second, then off
about the same amount of time to permit the afflicted to release their
involuntary grip on the fence wire. Later came the ~10kv solid state units
after the IWC died. Having accidentally touched those fences with hands,
fingers, and legs there was no way on earth I would even think it an
interesting experiment to allow those suckers a shot at my private parts.
Just accidentally touching the wire with your hands leave you weak-kneed for
a short while.


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There is never a situation where having more rounds is a disadvantage

Rob Leatham

On Mar 1, 6:35*pm, "Lee Michaels"
wrote:
"Swingman" *wrote

Lee Michaels wrote:
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Downright shocking ...

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Every farmboy has ****ed on an electric fence.

This takes it to a whole new level.

No, some of us farmboys learn from others mistakes!!!!(Then there are
those who just HAVE to **** on the fence themselves)

Uncle's favorite trick was when walking along shoulder of road in
fresh dewy grass, me barefoot & him in rubber boots, he'd grab my hand
and then grab the fence with the other hand. Pulsating type fencer,
pops out a spark-plug sized jolt every 3 to 4 sec, and the poor soul
on the END of the loop gets nailed worse than if I had grabbed the
fence myself.
Norm

On Mar 1, 7:00*pm, "Lee Michaels"
wrote:
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"Pimentel says there will be an autopsy but burn marks indicated
the way the electricity traveled through Messenger's body."

On Mar 1, 7:00*pm, "Lee Michaels"
wrote:
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If I was with him I would of told him that "Urine a lot of
trouble!!" ---Sorry.

On Mon, 1 Mar 2010 19:00:19 -0500, "Lee Michaels"
wrote:


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OK, here's the REAL opportunity fer fun:

"What was the last thing to go through his mind"?

Besides "Oh ****!"

-Zz

Several thousand volts?

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Alan

"Zz Yzx" wrote in message
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On Mon, 1 Mar 2010 19:00:19 -0500, "Lee Michaels"
wrote:


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OK, here's the REAL opportunity fer fun:

"What was the last thing to go through his mind"?

Besides "Oh ****!"

-Zz

On Tue, 2 Mar 2010 21:17:41 -0000, "Alan Squires"
wrote:

Several thousand volts?

Yeah, that.

Q: What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your
windshield?

A: It's asshole.

On Mon, 1 Mar 2010 19:00:19 -0500, the infamous "Lee Michaels"
scrawled the following:


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The burnt weenie was a dead giveaway as to COD, wot?

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On Mar 1, 4:00*pm, "Lee Michaels"
wrote:
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New on the to-do list: check ground bonding of house plumbing...

"Lee Michaels" wrote
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Well, the verdict is in. The autopsy was done. He did not die of ****ing on
a downed power line. He GRABBED it with his left hand.

He still qualifies for a Darwin Award though.

First he crashes into a power pole. He calls for help. Then he grabs a
downed power line. Somehow or another, that made sense to him.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...trocution.html

"Lee Michaels" wrote in message
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"Lee Michaels" wrote
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Well, the verdict is in. The autopsy was done. He did not die of ****ing
on a downed power line. He GRABBED it with his left hand.

Begs the question, what did he have in his Right hand?


He still qualifies for a Darwin Award though.

Most Certainly!


First he crashes into a power pole. He calls for help. Then he grabs a
downed power line. Somehow or another, that made sense to him.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...trocution.html

On 3/1/2010 6:22 PM, Dave Balderstone wrote:
In , Lee Michaels
wrote:


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D9E62II80

That's a ****er...

A short in the shorts ...

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