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Come on, admit it- This is something you've always wanted to try .
********** Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife? This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "Pocket Taser" for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries,. right?!!! There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4" in circumference; pretty cute really and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-a batteries thinking to myself, "no possible way!" What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best..... I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head ****ed to one side as to say, "don't do it master," reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION@!@$$!%!@*!!! I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "do it again, do it again!" Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative. SON-OF-A-.. that hurt like hell!!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they up get there??? My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I'm still looking for my testicles? I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return. Still in shock **************** H. |
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"Howard Eisenhauer" wrote: (clip) I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it. (clip) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 1. I'm SO glad you didn't do it to the cat. 2. "Heck" is too weak a word. It's okay to say "hell" under these conditions. 3. What did you say to your wife when she got home? 4. Did she laugh, or make comments about your intelligence? |
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"Howard Eisenhauer" wrote in message ... | Come on, admit it- This is something you've always wanted to try . | | ********** | | Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife? This was submitted | by | a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "Pocket Taser" for their | anniversary. Aw, that was a riot! I 'bout blew my dinner out my nose! |
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That one has been around a little while.
http://www.funnyfunpages.com/funny-joke-taser.htm http://www.slashjoke.com/2005/09/09/...s-wifes-taser/ http://www.bootsandsabers.com/index....iewthread/168/ "Howard Eisenhauer" wrote in message ... Come on, admit it- This is something you've always wanted to try . ********** Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife? This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "Pocket Taser" for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries,. right?!!! There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4" in circumference; pretty cute really and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-a batteries thinking to myself, "no possible way!" What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best..... I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head ****ed to one side as to say, "don't do it master," reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION@!@$$!%!@*!!! I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "do it again, do it again!" Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative. SON-OF-A-.. that hurt like hell!!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they up get there??? My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I'm still looking for my testicles? I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return. Still in shock **************** H. |
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On Tue, 07 Mar 2006 02:29:27 GMT, Howard Eisenhauer
wrote: Come on, admit it- This is something you've always wanted to try . (...) Well, I did a mild variation on the same theme to myself. I bought a used Coleman lantern that has a pizeolectric spark gap starter. Turn the knob on the front of the lantern and the spark ignites the propane filled mantle. http://www.coleman.com/coleman/colem...ategoryid=1010 Beats a match any day. Unfortunately, someone had tried to repair this one and put it together wrong. This is good because I was sure I could fix it. However, when I tried it, no spark. So, I tore it apart and found that there was a crack in the ceramic tube insulator surrounding the base of one electrode. The spark was working, but jumping at the crack instead of at the tip of the electrode. I rotated the tube so that the broken pieces mated and decided it would be useful to test the spark before I reassembled the lantern again. I pushed the button that hammered the piezoelectric element and immediately received a rather strong jolt. I forgot I was holding onto the hot electrode with my other hand. Oops. It took about an hour for me to stop shaking. Eventually, I glued the cracked ceramic pieces back together and reassembled the lantern. It works fine. However, every time I use the lantern, I seem to get a psychosomatic tingling sensation. Pavlov was right. -- # Jeff Liebermann 150 Felker St #D Santa Cruz CA 95060 # 831-336-2558 # http://802.11junk.com # http://www.LearnByDestroying.com AE6KS |
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"Howard Eisenhauer" wrote in message ... Come on, admit it- This is something you've always wanted to try . ********** Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife? This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "Pocket Taser" for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded Same story .. different ending. I bought a couple of the zappers from a friend that gets them from the police supply house (whatever that is). The little one uses a single 9 volt battery and the big one uses 2 9 volt batteries. A few of the guys were sitting around commiserating over a jug of JD and the little zappers came into focus. We started zapping each other as a friendly jest and found it wasn't much of a hit. Eventually we started zappin ourselves as it was just too implausible that these things didn't do what they were advertised to do. These things throw a healthy 1" blue arc without touching anything! But put em to a drunk body and they don't even wake you up. Lots of really colorful bruises in the morning but nobody got any more incapacitated than they already were. As to the wife .. she prefers her .40 S&W ... the batteries never go dead |
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On Tue, 07 Mar 2006 02:29:27 GMT, Howard Eisenhauer
wrote: Come on, admit it- This is something you've always wanted to try . ********** Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife? This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "Pocket Taser" for their anniversary. snip At one place i was working, we used cheap barbeque/stove/gas ignitors for static tests. They were long blue plastic things with a single aa battery that when pressed would produce a fairly constant spark. Fairly simple design, an oscillator connected to an autotransfomer. The transfomer was wound with the primary well sperated from the secondry. Me in my infinite wisdom decided i could improve on the spark. I removed some turns of the primary side of the coil it used, then beefed up the switching transisor and taped 2 d cells to it. After the mods it could pull 1" sparks. One night i was fishing on the gold coast (brisbane) seaway ,near a spot where the local car hoods hang out, when the police decided to block all exits and fine anybody with anything they could. They searched my car and found the modified gas lighter and tried to say it was a concealed weapon. Fortunately a superior noted the fishing gear and realised i was not a hoon. He still made me break up the gas lighter though. |
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On Tue, 07 Mar 2006 07:10:33 GMT, Jeff Liebermann
wrote: On Tue, 07 Mar 2006 02:29:27 GMT, Howard Eisenhauer wrote: Come on, admit it- This is something you've always wanted to try . (...) Well, I did a mild variation on the same theme to myself. I bought a used Coleman lantern that has a pizeolectric spark gap starter. Turn the knob on the front of the lantern and the spark ignites the propane filled mantle. http://www.coleman.com/coleman/colem...ategoryid=1010 Beats a match any day. Unfortunately, someone had tried to repair this one and put it together wrong. This is good because I was sure I could fix it. However, when I tried it, no spark. So, I tore it apart and found that there was a crack in the ceramic tube insulator surrounding the base of one electrode. The spark was working, but jumping at the crack instead of at the tip of the electrode. I rotated the tube so that the broken pieces mated and decided it would be useful to test the spark before I reassembled the lantern again. I pushed the button that hammered the piezoelectric element and immediately received a rather strong jolt. I forgot I was holding onto the hot electrode with my other hand. Oops. It took about an hour for me to stop shaking. Eventually, I glued the cracked ceramic pieces back together and reassembled the lantern. It works fine. However, every time I use the lantern, I seem to get a psychosomatic tingling sensation. Pavlov was right. At a meeting..the boss was figiting with an early stun gun..took 9vt batts. About the size of a small walkie talkie. This was a rather powerful bitch..and it would indeed jump the arc across the prongs. Garland was pushing the button, watching the arc..putting it down etc etc as the meeting progressed. He started scracthing his neck with his free hand..well.. At some point he decided to scratch his neck..and pushed the button at the same time. There was a muffled ZZZZAAAPPPPPPPPP and suddenly no Garland..just the slowly revolving casters on the bottom of his chair were visible over the top of his desk. Running around the desk..we observed him upside down..ass pressed against the wall..his head tucked under him. We grabbed him and got him back into the chair...and I swear his eyes were wandering in different directions at the same time. The 4 of us returned to our chairs..and continued discussing the issues. About 15 minutes later..he started to focus again. We made no acknowlegement that he had fried his nervous system....the poor ******* was confused as hell. He sorta remembered parts of it...and here we were..making like nothing had happened. It took him a couple days before we clued him in. I used the "stun gun" on a some people during my short time as a cop, way back when there was no policy against them. Two drunks were whipping on each other..and finally one got a death grip on the throat of the other..about the time I showed up. One guy was turning a lovely shade of purple and the lights were going out in his eyes..the other appeared to be in a trance..and refused to even acknowlege I was there. So I put it against his spine, just above the belt line..and lit him up. He simultainiously **** and ****ed himself as he was spasming on the ground..doing "the chicken" The second time was a fellow who decided to grab me by the neck from behind in a bar fight. I managed to get the toy off my belt..and hold it against his crotch..then lit him up. He..let go. He laid on the floor for quite some time making a sound Id never heard before..something a cat or bagpipe would make while being slowly crushed by a cement roller....just really really prolonged. It was an interesting tool..always worked..unlike Mace or pepper spray...even on the worst druggie wacked out of his melon. But..you had to get to contact range to use it. Gunner "A prudent man foresees the difficulties ahead and prepares for them; the simpleton goes blindly on and suffers the consequences." - Proverbs 22:3 |
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Great, reminds me of a chap I knew in high school who admitted ****ing
on an electric cattle fence. He said he didn't feel quite right for about a week. Howard Eisenhauer wrote: Come on, admit it- This is something you've always wanted to try . ********** Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife? This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "Pocket Taser" for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries,. right?!!! There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4" in circumference; pretty cute really and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-a batteries thinking to myself, "no possible way!" What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best..... I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head ****ed to one side as to say, "don't do it master," reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION@!@$$!%!@*!!! I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "do it again, do it again!" Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative. SON-OF-A-.. that hurt like hell!!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they up get there??? My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I'm still looking for my testicles? I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return. Still in shock **************** H. |
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On Tue, 07 Mar 2006 12:39:50 +0000, David Billington
wrote: Great, reminds me of a chap I knew in high school who admitted ****ing on an electric cattle fence. He said he didn't feel quite right for about a week. Myth Busters did a segment on that one---it was busted -no chance of even a tingle wizzing on a hot fence. But fence energizers a good source of entertainment when city folk are out for a visit.....my Parmak MK 5 will flat knock you down if you try and squeeze through it and touch it with your back while touching the ground wire. Dogs are particularly sensitive to shocks, cured the rottweiler down the road from coming around. The owner says he wont go near a fence for some reason..... ED ----== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com - Unlimited-Unrestricted-Secure Usenet News==---- http://www.newsfeeds.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! 120,000+ Newsgroups ----= East and West-Coast Server Farms - Total Privacy via Encryption =---- |
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On Tue, 07 Mar 2006 03:52:22 GMT, with neither quill nor qualm, Carl
Smith quickly quoth: In article , says... The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "do it again, do it again!" She was probably thinking "Uh, oh. Who's going to feed me now?" ....as Carl's wife (who was looking over his shoulder as he typed that) goes out and buys the same model taser to use on him... -------------------------------------------------------------------- The more we gripe, * http://www.diversify.com/stees.html the longer God makes us live. * Graphic Design - Humorous T-shirts |
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David Billington wrote:
Great, reminds me of a chap I knew in high school who admitted ****ing on an electric cattle fence. He said he didn't feel quite right for about a week. A friend of mine who used to work at the Middletown, ohio Armco steel plant told me that they worked with a moron who was too lazy to take the quarter mile walk to the nearest rest room when he needed to take a ****. he would just open his zipper, whip it out and **** into the grates that collected the used cooling water. Another moron hooked a wire to it, and into a nearby breaker box with no current limiting. Moron #1 walks up, unzips, and grabs hold of the railing to take his ****. He let out a scream that was heard almost a mile away inside the mill, over all the machinery. Moron #2 had tied the wire to a 480 200 amp circuit. He hurried over and removed the wire before the safety inspector got there, but moron #1 ALWAYS walked to the rest room after that incident. Its a wonder that it didn't kill him. -- Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to prove it. Member of DAV #85. Michael A. Terrell Central Florida |
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Glenn wrote:
"Howard Eisenhauer" wrote in message ... Come on, admit it- This is something you've always wanted to try . ********** Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife? This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "Pocket Taser" for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded Same story .. different ending. I bought a couple of the zappers from a friend that gets them from the police supply house (whatever that is). The little one uses a single 9 volt battery and the big one uses 2 9 volt batteries. A few of the guys were sitting around commiserating over a jug of JD and the little zappers came into focus. We started zapping each other as a friendly jest and found it wasn't much of a hit. Eventually we started zappin ourselves as it was just too implausible that these things didn't do what they were advertised to do. These things throw a healthy 1" blue arc without touching anything! But put em to a drunk body and they don't even wake you up. Lots of really colorful bruises in the morning but nobody got any more incapacitated than they already were. As to the wife .. she prefers her .40 S&W ... the batteries never go dead That's what I found as well. Back in the 80s when these were legal in Britain my brother used to take one down the pub to use on friends. Ideally just as they took a swig. One should not stand directly behind the victim. I tried it out on the girlfriend's posterior and got a quite notable effect, but far from one of electrocuted passivity:-) They might make pretty good weapons for mugging little old ladies, but for self defence they are ****. *Nobody* is going to let you hold one onto their body for the required 3+ seconds it takes to work effectively, in the same way that nobody is going to let a rabid dog savage them for the same length of time without fighting back. Dirk |
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Howard Eisenhauer wrote:
Come on, admit it- This is something you've always wanted to try . sniped All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4" in circumference; pretty cute really and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-a batteries thinking to myself, "no possible way!" C'mon Howard, this is rcm y'know. Most guys here would quickly pick up on 3/4" circumference equaling less that 1/4" diameter. You can't fit AAA bateries (.41" diameter) in that, so I knew it was a bull**** story right there. Jeff -- Jeffry Wisnia (W1BSV + Brass Rat '57 EE) "Truth exists; only falsehood has to be invented." |
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Come on, admit it- This is something you've always wanted to try .
C'mon, be honest. Is there anyone here who hasn't tried the lawnmower spark plug wire? Or at least talked/tricked their brother/sister into trying it? Here. Hold this. Steve |
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"DE" wrote in message ... On Tue, 07 Mar 2006 12:39:50 +0000, David Billington wrote: Great, reminds me of a chap I knew in high school who admitted ****ing on an electric cattle fence. He said he didn't feel quite right for about a week. Myth Busters did a segment on that one---it was busted -no chance of even a tingle wizzing on a hot fence. But fence energizers a good source of entertainment when city folk are out for a visit.....my Parmak MK 5 will flat knock you down if you try and squeeze through it and touch it with your back while touching the ground wire. Dogs are particularly sensitive to shocks, cured the rottweiler down the road from coming around. The owner says he wont go near a fence for some reason..... ED I got a FidoShock that I use for dogs that want to get into the trash can, or come **** on my rims. One time, and if the dog comes around on a leash, its owner has to literally drag it past my house. I don't see how it would not shock you if you ****ed on it, though. If you were wearing rubber soled shoes, it wouldn't get you, but if you were barefooted, I think it would. Would you try it out and get back to us? I am also going to use my FiShock this year at our cabin for rodent control. Wires over a shallow pan of water. Heard it works good. I particularly want to get one chipmunk that has taken up residency in the siding. Steve |
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On Tue, 07 Mar 2006 13:02:50 -0500, Jeff Wisnia wrote:
Howard Eisenhauer wrote: .... sniped so I knew it was a bull**** story right there. You certainly did. ;-) Cheers! Rich -- Elect Me President in 2008! I will: A. Fire the IRS, and abolish the income tax B. Legalize drugs C. Stand down all military actions by the US that don't involve actual military aggression against US territory D. Declare World Peace I. |
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"Rich Grise, PLainclothes Hippie" wrote: Elect Me President in 2008! I will: A. Fire the IRS, and abolish the income tax B. Legalize drugs C. Stand down all military actions by the US that don't involve actual military aggression against US territory D. Declare World Peace I. You got my vote. -- Free men own guns, slaves don't www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/5357/ |
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On Tue, 07 Mar 2006 21:47:06 GMT, Nick Hull wrote:
In article , "Rich Grise, PLainclothes Hippie" wrote: Elect Me President in 2008! I will: A. Fire the IRS, and abolish the income tax B. Legalize drugs C. Stand down all military actions by the US that don't involve actual military aggression against US territory D. Declare World Peace I. You got my vote. Great. Who pays for the roads, police & fire & EMS protection, and all those things then? |
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In article QilPf.588$wp.547@fed1read12,
"Steve B" wrote: I don't see how it would not shock you if you ****ed on it, though. If you were wearing rubber soled shoes, it wouldn't get you, but if you were barefooted, I think it would. Would you try it out and get back to us? pee is in droplets; the air in between insulates. -- Free men own guns, slaves don't www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/5357/ |
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On Tue, 07 Mar 2006 21:50:53 GMT, Nick Hull wrote:
In article QilPf.588$wp.547@fed1read12, "Steve B" wrote: I don't see how it would not shock you if you ****ed on it, though. If you were wearing rubber soled shoes, it wouldn't get you, but if you were barefooted, I think it would. Would you try it out and get back to us? pee is in droplets; the air in between insulates. Mythbusters just tackled the ****ing on the third rail question. Short version: you don't have the flow needed to conduct. That said, I still wouldn't do it. |
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On 7 Mar 2006 21:50:28 GMT, Dave Hinz wrote:
On Tue, 07 Mar 2006 21:47:06 GMT, Nick Hull wrote: In article , "Rich Grise, PLainclothes Hippie" wrote: Elect Me President in 2008! I will: A. Fire the IRS, and abolish the income tax B. Legalize drugs C. Stand down all military actions by the US that don't involve actual military aggression against US territory D. Declare World Peace I. You got my vote. Great. Who pays for the roads, police & fire & EMS protection, and all those things then? It's Rich's treat ;-) Let's hear it for a regressive income tax ;-) ...Jim Thompson -- | James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona Voice480)460-2350 | | | E-mail Address at Website Fax480)460-2142 | Brass Rat | | http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 | It's what you learn, after you know it all, that counts. |
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"Nick Hull" wrote in message ... In article QilPf.588$wp.547@fed1read12, "Steve B" wrote: I don't see how it would not shock you if you ****ed on it, though. If you were wearing rubber soled shoes, it wouldn't get you, but if you were barefooted, I think it would. Would you try it out and get back to us? pee is in droplets; the air in between insulates. -- Free men own guns, slaves don't www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/5357/ Funny. I've been watching mine for years and years and years now. I never noticed it is in droplets. It looks like a stream to me. I guess, though, it has a lot to do with the size of your hose. I can see how some guys would do the droplets thing, but my equipment puts out a steady stream. For the first half of the performance, anyway, and depending on how many beers or ice teas I have had. Steve |
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"Dave Hinz" wrote in message ... On Tue, 07 Mar 2006 21:50:53 GMT, Nick Hull wrote: In article QilPf.588$wp.547@fed1read12, "Steve B" wrote: I don't see how it would not shock you if you ****ed on it, though. If you were wearing rubber soled shoes, it wouldn't get you, but if you were barefooted, I think it would. Would you try it out and get back to us? pee is in droplets; the air in between insulates. Mythbusters just tackled the ****ing on the third rail question. Short version: you don't have the flow needed to conduct. That said, I still wouldn't do it. But, was the rail on the ground, or up closer to the head of yer pecker? I can see that on a long stream, it would start to break apart. But on a short stream close up to the source, like electric wires are hung, that it would be possible to get a connection. But, like you say, I will let others find out. And I guess I can forget about the time my friend peed on one and got shocked. He was pretty close to it. I guess, according to Mythbusters, I really didn't see and hear what I saw and heard. Steve |
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Nick Hull wrote: In article QilPf.588$wp.547@fed1read12, "Steve B" wrote: I don't see how it would not shock you if you ****ed on it, though. If you were wearing rubber soled shoes, it wouldn't get you, but if you were barefooted, I think it would. Would you try it out and get back to us? pee is in droplets; the air in between insulates. Tell that to the solid stream the one-eyed trouser snake produces when I visit the loo... (usually... "bifurcated stream" is annoying when it happens) And while you're at it, tell it to my little brother, who found out just how hard an electric fence can bite through a stream of pee. I damaged myself laughing at that one, I'm sure. Then, since I was "big brother, and supposed to know better", I got paddled so hard I could have passed as a baboon hooker for days afterwards - Or so it seemed... The worst part was I didn't point him at the fence! I didn't even vaguely hint at possibly suggesting that maybe he should perhaps consider thinking about choosing that corner to pee in! I was an honest-to-goodness innocent bystander who simply couldn't help laughing at his plight. But I still took the ass-whoopin' for "making him do it". sigh It really is true... There ain't no justice! But was it worth it? DAMN SKIPPY!!! 30 years later, I still can't get the image of the poor little booger standing there with his micro-schlong in hand, his whole body stiff and jiggling slightly, and making this moan that's beyond describing in text! -- Don Bruder - - If your "From:" address isn't on my whitelist, or the subject of the message doesn't contain the exact text "PopperAndShadow" somewhere, any message sent to this address will go in the garbage without my ever knowing it arrived. Sorry... http://www.sonic.net/~dakidd for more info |
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"Don Bruder" wrote in message ... In article , Nick Hull wrote: In article QilPf.588$wp.547@fed1read12, "Steve B" wrote: I don't see how it would not shock you if you ****ed on it, though. If you were wearing rubber soled shoes, it wouldn't get you, but if you were barefooted, I think it would. Would you try it out and get back to us? pee is in droplets; the air in between insulates. Tell that to the solid stream the one-eyed trouser snake produces when I visit the loo... (usually... "bifurcated stream" is annoying when it happens) And while you're at it, tell it to my little brother, who found out just how hard an electric fence can bite through a stream of pee. I damaged myself laughing at that one, I'm sure. Then, since I was "big brother, and supposed to know better", I got paddled so hard I could have passed as a baboon hooker for days afterwards - Or so it seemed... The worst part was I didn't point him at the fence! I didn't even vaguely hint at possibly suggesting that maybe he should perhaps consider thinking about choosing that corner to pee in! I was an honest-to-goodness innocent bystander who simply couldn't help laughing at his plight. But I still took the ass-whoopin' for "making him do it". sigh It really is true... There ain't no justice! But was it worth it? DAMN SKIPPY!!! 30 years later, I still can't get the image of the poor little booger standing there with his micro-schlong in hand, his whole body stiff and jiggling slightly, and making this moan that's beyond describing in text! Yet, according to Mythbusters, that can't/didn't happen. Guess you and I must live in a parallel universe where things like that can and do happen. Whenever a female in my life has made comments about getting pee on the seat or the floor, I just said, "The bigger the hose, the bigger the mess." That usually brings on a slight grin and a thousand mile stare. Steve |
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On Tue, 7 Mar 2006 16:22:52 -0800, "bg" wrote:
Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative. Obviously you are a novice - The proper procedure for testing these things is to anchor the unit to the ceiling with a short string and duct tape. Stand on a chair and push the button. As you fall off the chair, your hand will release the button, thus preventing muscular lock up. bg Particularly if you use a noose to slow your fall ?:-) ...Jim Thompson -- | James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona Voice480)460-2350 | | | E-mail Address at Website Fax480)460-2142 | Brass Rat | | http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 | It's what you learn, after you know it all, that counts. |
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"Steve B" wrote in message news:kyoPf.608$wp.564@fed1read12... "Don Bruder" wrote in message news:440e0fa7$0$96008 micro-schlong in hand, his whole body stiff and jiggling slightly, and making this moan that's beyond describing in text! Yet, according to Mythbusters, that can't/didn't happen. Actually, what the mythbusters found was that you couldn't get electrocuted by peeing on the third rail from a standing start. They found that if you were on your knees in front of the rail you could get a jolt. Most electric fence wires I've seen, are closer to the end of my willie than my knees are. Paul K.Dickman |
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In article kyoPf.608$wp.564@fed1read12,
"Steve B" wrote: "Don Bruder" wrote in message ... In article , Nick Hull wrote: In article QilPf.588$wp.547@fed1read12, "Steve B" wrote: I don't see how it would not shock you if you ****ed on it, though. If you were wearing rubber soled shoes, it wouldn't get you, but if you were barefooted, I think it would. Would you try it out and get back to us? pee is in droplets; the air in between insulates. Tell that to the solid stream the one-eyed trouser snake produces when I visit the loo... (usually... "bifurcated stream" is annoying when it happens) And while you're at it, tell it to my little brother, who found out just how hard an electric fence can bite through a stream of pee. I damaged myself laughing at that one, I'm sure. Then, since I was "big brother, and supposed to know better", I got paddled so hard I could have passed as a baboon hooker for days afterwards - Or so it seemed... The worst part was I didn't point him at the fence! I didn't even vaguely hint at possibly suggesting that maybe he should perhaps consider thinking about choosing that corner to pee in! I was an honest-to-goodness innocent bystander who simply couldn't help laughing at his plight. But I still took the ass-whoopin' for "making him do it". sigh It really is true... There ain't no justice! But was it worth it? DAMN SKIPPY!!! 30 years later, I still can't get the image of the poor little booger standing there with his micro-schlong in hand, his whole body stiff and jiggling slightly, and making this moan that's beyond describing in text! Yet, according to Mythbusters, that can't/didn't happen. Heh... Send 'em out to my place... They can "bust" that "myth", and I'll film it for amusement value. And I know damn well it *WILL* be amusing - At least for me. They might tend to disagree (between yelps of pain) but I'll be highly amused. These days, it's more difficult to get it to happen, since almost every fencer available today is the "chopper" type - Pulse... Pulse... Pulse... The timing has to be right, or the stream contact has to be prolonged. Back in the days of the "constantly-hot" type (wire the primary of a car's ignition coil to an outlet, sink a ground stake and hook up the neutral to that, then power the fence off the secondary tower) it was *REAL* easy to get yourself in some *REALLY SERIOUS* - as in potentially deadly - hurt messing with an electric fence. -- Don Bruder - - If your "From:" address isn't on my whitelist, or the subject of the message doesn't contain the exact text "PopperAndShadow" somewhere, any message sent to this address will go in the garbage without my ever knowing it arrived. Sorry... http://www.sonic.net/~dakidd for more info |
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Dave Hinz wrote: On Tue, 07 Mar 2006 21:50:53 GMT, Nick Hull wrote: In article QilPf.588$wp.547@fed1read12, "Steve B" wrote: I don't see how it would not shock you if you ****ed on it, though. If you were wearing rubber soled shoes, it wouldn't get you, but if you were barefooted, I think it would. Would you try it out and get back to us? pee is in droplets; the air in between insulates. Mythbusters just tackled the ****ing on the third rail question. Short version: you don't have the flow needed to conduct. That said, I still wouldn't do it. Some years ago I read a short article in a railfan-type magazine about a drunk who was killed after he stopped on a RR overpass in England and took a leak onto a 50,000 volt catenary wire below. Apparently the voltage makes a difference. Mike |
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On Tue, 7 Mar 2006 14:23:19 -0800, "Steve B" wrote:
"Nick Hull" wrote in message ... In article QilPf.588$wp.547@fed1read12, "Steve B" wrote: I don't see how it would not shock you if you ****ed on it, though. If you were wearing rubber soled shoes, it wouldn't get you, but if you were barefooted, I think it would. Would you try it out and get back to us? pee is in droplets; the air in between insulates. -- Free men own guns, slaves don't www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/5357/ Funny. I've been watching mine for years and years and years now. I never noticed it is in droplets. It looks like a stream to me. I guess, though, it has a lot to do with the size of your hose. I can see how some guys would do the droplets thing, but my equipment puts out a steady stream. For the first half of the performance, anyway, and depending on how many beers or ice teas I have had. Steve It's really not something that you would rely upon to avoid getting your wedding tackle blown off though is it? If I'm going to be ****ing on any fences or railway iron, then I want to be sure that they are not energised, what ever the television people say. Mark Rand RTFM |
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On Tue, 07 Mar 2006 14:54:30 -0700, Jim Thompson wrote:
On 7 Mar 2006 21:50:28 GMT, Dave Hinz wrote: On Tue, 07 Mar 2006 21:47:06 GMT, Nick Hull wrote: "Rich Grise, PLainclothes Hippie" wrote: Elect Me President in 2008! I will: A. Fire the IRS, and abolish the income tax B. Legalize drugs C. Stand down all military actions by the US that don't involve actual military aggression against US territory D. Declare World Peace I. You got my vote. Great. Who pays for the roads, police & fire & EMS protection, and all those things then? It's Rich's treat ;-) Let's hear it for a regressive income tax ;-) ...Jim Thompson How about just going back to the way it once was, where a person took care of his/her own needs, then the family, and if there were issues that couldn't be dealt with at a family level, then there are communities, and so on - BUT!!!! Just because there are big issues that need more than a local scope, doesn't mean that the big guys should take over the local issues as well. And there should never have been any sort of income tax - -------------- Article XVI. The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration. Proposal and Ratification The sixteenth amendment to the Constitution of the United States was proposed to the legislatures of the several States by the Sixty-first Congress on the 12th of July, 1909, and was declared, in a proclamation of the Secretary of State, dated the 25th of February, 1913, to have been ratified by 36 of the 48 States. The dates of ratification we Alabama, August 10, 1909; Kentucky, February 8, 1910; South Carolina, February 19, 1910; Illinois, March 1, 1910; Mississippi, March 7, 1910; Oklahoma, March 10, 1910; Maryland, April 8, 1910; Georgia, August 3, 1910; Texas, August 16, 1910; Ohio, January 19, 1911; Idaho, January 20, 1911; Oregon, January 23, 1911; Washington, January 26, 1911; Montana, January 30, 1911; Indiana, January 30, 1911; California, January 31, 1911; Nevada, January 31, 1911; South Dakota, February 3, 1911; Nebraska, February 9, 1911; North Carolina, February 11, 1911; Colorado, February 15, 1911; North Dakota, February 17, 1911; Kansas, February 18, 1911; Michigan, February 23, 1911; Iowa, February 24, 1911; Missouri, March 16, 1911; Maine, March 31, 1911; Tennessee, April 7, 1911; Arkansas, April 22, 1911 (after having rejected it earlier); Wisconsin, May 26, 1911; New York, July 12, 1911; Arizona, April 6, 1912; Minnesota, June 11, 1912; Louisiana, June 28, 1912; West Virginia, January 31, 1913; New Mexico, February 3, 1913. Ratification was completed on February 3, 1913. The amendment was subsequently ratified by Massachusetts, March 4, 1913; New Hampshire, March 7, 1913 (after having rejected it on March 2, 1911). The amendment was rejected (and not subsequently ratified) by Connecticut, Rhode Island, and Utah. --- http://www.house.gov/house/Constitution/Amend.html That was the day they signed the death warrant for Liberty and Justice in the USA, and consigned her to the same landfill as all of the other communist and socialist regimes. It's just a matter of time. Unless, of course, you Elect Me President in 2008! I will: A. Fire the IRS, and abolish the income tax B. Legalize drugs C. Stand down all military actions by the US that don't involve actual military aggression against US territory D. Declare World Peace I. Cheers! Rich |
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On Tue, 07 Mar 2006 13:02:50 -0500, Jeff Wisnia
wrote: C'mon Howard, this is rcm y'know. Most guys here would quickly pick up on 3/4" circumference equaling less that 1/4" diameter. You can't fit AAA bateries (.41" diameter) in that, so I knew it was a bull**** story right there. Jeff Well, bugger me! I had to go out to the workshop and measure one, they don't look that big for some reason. Turns out that the one I measured was 0.402" diameter, but they still _look_ smaller. Weird! Mark Rand RTFM |
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Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative. Obviously you are a novice - The proper procedure for testing these things is to anchor the unit to the ceiling with a short string and duct tape. Stand on a chair and push the button. As you fall off the chair, your hand will release the button, thus preventing muscular lock up. bg |
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On Tue, 07 Mar 2006 07:22:00 -0700, DE
wrote: Myth Busters did a segment on that one---it was busted -no chance of even a tingle wizzing on a hot fence. I am wrong- googled myth busters and low and behold Adam did get a thrill from wizzing on the wire. Must not of had a heavy load on the fence and was grounded good. I've seen dogs get bit for wetting the wire but they're barefoot and closer. I wouldn't even think of leaning on the post and trying it but in rubber soled boots on dry ground not much to worry about. As a kid we had a bare "electric fence" wire that laid on the ground around the farm yard and turned the sheep out to keep things mowed. Now that wire was nothing to step on in your bare feet. The sheep would graze up to it and stop, come to think of it my uncle used it to collect worms for fishing. Not the same as the energizers we use today, high voltage, low impedance type. The old ones could leak and make a water tank along ways off hot. When that happened it was hard to get the critters back to drinking. ED ----== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com - Unlimited-Unrestricted-Secure Usenet News==---- http://www.newsfeeds.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! 120,000+ Newsgroups ----= East and West-Coast Server Farms - Total Privacy via Encryption =---- |
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That is an interesting STORY...
I have one of my own to sha bare, WET skin, 9v battery operated stun gun. Party in San Francisco. Everyone just got out of the pool, sitting on the couch watching TV. We played with the gun, shocking eachother for about 4 hours. It will make you twitch, and it hurts, but only while being shocked. There is no way to hold the gun to yourself while pulling the trigger, unless you have very good concentration skills. The natural reaction is to get the thing the hell away from your skin (some of the participants would throw the gun each time they shocked themselves) No marks, no lasting effects, tried on 6 different people, repeatedly. This is different from the "taser" weapon that cops in the USA have been killing people with. Rich |
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On Tue, 7 Mar 2006 11:31:33 -0800, "Steve B"
wrote: Come on, admit it- This is something you've always wanted to try . C'mon, be honest. Is there anyone here who hasn't tried the lawnmower spark plug wire? Or at least talked/tricked their brother/sister into trying it? Here. Hold this. Steve My favourite was the telephone magneto. I had been asked to clean one up in the shop, so when I was finished I brought it back to the classroom during lunch break. Several friends were gathered, so I quietly arranged thins such that one end of the group was touching the aluminium edging on the windowsill, as was the magneto, and while someone turned the crank, I, holding the hot terminal, touched the girlfriend on the posterior causing a rapid fire bleating sound. She eventually did forgive not only myself, but the rest of the group, but id did cost me some special favors over the next few weeks. Gerry :-)} London, Canada |
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On Tue, 07 Mar 2006 17:27:02 -0700, DE wrote:
On Tue, 07 Mar 2006 07:22:00 -0700, DE wrote: Myth Busters did a segment on that one---it was busted -no chance of even a tingle wizzing on a hot fence. I am wrong- googled myth busters and low and behold Adam did get a thrill from wizzing on the wire. Only after giving Buster a .500" diameter urethra. Remember the shots of them taking a drill to him cringe? |
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