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O/T: Ode To The Fart
To complement jo4hn's post.
Enjoy Lew ======================================== A fart is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud. A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song..... A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent , and deadly. A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while...... A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces. From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later. But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget....... Sweet old farts like you! Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right? |
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This is touching.
Inspired while shaving in the bathroom mirror this morning? RonB |
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"RonB" wrote in message This is touching. Inspired while shaving in the bathroom mirror this morning? You touched yourself while shaving in the bathroom this morning? |
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On Jul 6, 2:50*am, "Lew Hodgett" wrote:
To complement jo4hn's post. Enjoy Lew ======================================== A fart is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud. A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song..... A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent , and deadly. A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while...... A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces. From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later. But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget....... Sweet old farts like you! Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right? As we say up here in Canuckistan, upon hearing 'that sound': "the geese are flying low today." |
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Robatoy wrote:
On Jul 6, 2:50 am, "Lew Hodgett" wrote: [snip] Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right? As we say up here in Canuckistan, upon hearing 'that sound': "the geese are flying low today." I happened to be on an elevator with an English gentleman who farted. His explanation? "Trouser cough." :-) |
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On Jul 7, 1:23*pm, jo4hn wrote:
Robatoy wrote: On Jul 6, 2:50 am, "Lew Hodgett" wrote: [snip] Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right? As we say up here in Canuckistan, upon hearing 'that sound': "the geese are flying low today." I happened to be on an elevator with an English gentleman who farted. His explanation? *"Trouser cough." :-) or; "Ooops, stepped on a barking spider." |
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Robatoy wrote:
On Jul 7, 1:23 pm, jo4hn wrote: Robatoy wrote: On Jul 6, 2:50 am, "Lew Hodgett" wrote: [snip] Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right? As we say up here in Canuckistan, upon hearing 'that sound': "the geese are flying low today." I happened to be on an elevator with an English gentleman who farted. His explanation? "Trouser cough." :-) or; "Ooops, stepped on a barking spider." We used to call it "a low flying elk". I have no idea what that means. :-) -- "Our beer goes through thousands of quality Czechs every day." (From a Shiner Bock billboard I saw in Austin some years ago) To reply, eat the taco. http://www.flickr.com/photos/bbqboyee/ |
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On Jul 7, 3:28*pm, Steve Turner wrote:
Robatoy wrote: On Jul 7, 1:23 pm, jo4hn wrote: Robatoy wrote: On Jul 6, 2:50 am, "Lew Hodgett" wrote: [snip] Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right? As we say up here in Canuckistan, upon hearing 'that sound': "the geese are flying low today." I happened to be on an elevator with an English gentleman who farted. His explanation? *"Trouser cough." :-) or; "Ooops, stepped on a barking spider." We used to call it "a low flying elk". *I have no idea what that means. *:-) I do not remember where I heard/saw this but there is this scene where dad goes "Pull my finger" to his little boy, dad then farts and the kid says: "What are you, some kind of doorbell?" |
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On Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:28:00 -0500, Steve Turner
wrote: Robatoy wrote: On Jul 7, 1:23 pm, jo4hn wrote: Robatoy wrote: On Jul 6, 2:50 am, "Lew Hodgett" wrote: [snip] Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right? As we say up here in Canuckistan, upon hearing 'that sound': "the geese are flying low today." I happened to be on an elevator with an English gentleman who farted. His explanation? "Trouser cough." :-) or; "Ooops, stepped on a barking spider." We used to call it "a low flying elk". I have no idea what that means. :-) Geese. |
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Ode To The Fart
Lew Hodgett wrote:
To complement jo4hn's post. Enjoy Lew ======================================== A fart is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud. A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song..... A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent , and deadly. A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while...... A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces. From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later. But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget....... Sweet old farts like you! Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right? Dilbert's cartoon today - Jul 8 - is kinda on point: http://www.dilbert.com/fast |
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HeyBub wrote:
Lew Hodgett wrote: To complement jo4hn's post. Enjoy Lew ======================================== A fart is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud. A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song..... A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent , and deadly. A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while...... A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces. From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later. But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget....... Sweet old farts like you! Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right? Dilbert's cartoon today - Jul 8 - is kinda on point: http://www.dilbert.com/fast That's the best euphemism for it I've heard yet. |
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