O/T: Ode To The Fart
 

To complement jo4hn's post.

Enjoy

Lew
========================================
A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.....

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!

Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?

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This is touching.

Inspired while shaving in the bathroom mirror this morning?


RonB

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"RonB" wrote in message
This is touching.
Inspired while shaving in the bathroom mirror this morning?

You touched yourself while shaving in the bathroom this morning?

Ode To The Fart
 

HeyBub wrote:
Lew Hodgett wrote:

(snip)

Off went about a hand's breadth of skin,
The hot coulter so burned his butt,
And he thought he would die of the pain."

.... so THAT's where she got her reputation from ... now, all
those who require provenance for comments should shut up ...

Aero

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On Jul 6, 2:50*am, "Lew Hodgett" wrote:
To complement jo4hn's post.

Enjoy

Lew
========================================
A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.....

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!

Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?

As we say up here in Canuckistan, upon hearing 'that sound': "the
geese are flying low today."

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Robatoy wrote:
On Jul 6, 2:50 am, "Lew Hodgett" wrote:
[snip]

Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?

As we say up here in Canuckistan, upon hearing 'that sound': "the
geese are flying low today."

I happened to be on an elevator with an English gentleman who farted.
His explanation? "Trouser cough."
:-)

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On Jul 7, 1:23*pm, jo4hn wrote:
Robatoy wrote:
On Jul 6, 2:50 am, "Lew Hodgett" wrote:
[snip]
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?

As we say up here in Canuckistan, upon hearing 'that sound': "the
geese are flying low today."

I happened to be on an elevator with an English gentleman who farted.
His explanation? *"Trouser cough."
:-)

or;
"Ooops, stepped on a barking spider."

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Robatoy wrote:
On Jul 7, 1:23 pm, jo4hn wrote:
Robatoy wrote:
On Jul 6, 2:50 am, "Lew Hodgett" wrote:
[snip]
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?
As we say up here in Canuckistan, upon hearing 'that sound': "the
geese are flying low today."
I happened to be on an elevator with an English gentleman who farted.
His explanation? "Trouser cough."
:-)

or;
"Ooops, stepped on a barking spider."

We used to call it "a low flying elk". I have no idea what that means. :-)

--
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(From a Shiner Bock billboard I saw in Austin some years ago)
To reply, eat the taco.
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On Jul 7, 3:28*pm, Steve Turner wrote:
Robatoy wrote:
On Jul 7, 1:23 pm, jo4hn wrote:
Robatoy wrote:
On Jul 6, 2:50 am, "Lew Hodgett" wrote:
[snip]
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?
As we say up here in Canuckistan, upon hearing 'that sound': "the
geese are flying low today."
I happened to be on an elevator with an English gentleman who farted.
His explanation? *"Trouser cough."
:-)

or;
"Ooops, stepped on a barking spider."

We used to call it "a low flying elk". *I have no idea what that means. *:-)


I do not remember where I heard/saw this but there is this scene where
dad goes "Pull my finger" to his little boy, dad then farts and the
kid says: "What are you, some kind of doorbell?"

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On Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:28:00 -0500, Steve Turner
wrote:

Robatoy wrote:
On Jul 7, 1:23 pm, jo4hn wrote:
Robatoy wrote:
On Jul 6, 2:50 am, "Lew Hodgett" wrote:
[snip]
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?
As we say up here in Canuckistan, upon hearing 'that sound': "the
geese are flying low today."
I happened to be on an elevator with an English gentleman who farted.
His explanation? "Trouser cough."
:-)

or;
"Ooops, stepped on a barking spider."

We used to call it "a low flying elk". I have no idea what that means. :-)

Geese.

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On Tue, 07 Jul 2009 18:34:57 -0500, krw wrote:

On Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:28:00 -0500, Steve Turner
wrote:

Robatoy wrote:
On Jul 7, 1:23 pm, jo4hn wrote:
Robatoy wrote:
On Jul 6, 2:50 am, "Lew Hodgett" wrote:
[snip]
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?
As we say up here in Canuckistan, upon hearing 'that sound': "the
geese are flying low today."
I happened to be on an elevator with an English gentleman who farted.
His explanation? "Trouser cough."
:-)

or;
"Ooops, stepped on a barking spider."

We used to call it "a low flying elk". I have no idea what that means. :-)

Geese.
"got a duck in yer' pocket"

or

"If the little stinker doesn't want to pay the rent he cansneak out
the back but he doesn't have to slam the door!!"

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On Jul 8, 12:03*am, wrote:
On Tue, 07 Jul 2009 18:34:57 -0500, krw wrote:
On Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:28:00 -0500, Steve Turner
wrote:

Robatoy wrote:
On Jul 7, 1:23 pm, jo4hn wrote:
Robatoy wrote:
On Jul 6, 2:50 am, "Lew Hodgett" wrote:
[snip]
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?
As we say up here in Canuckistan, upon hearing 'that sound': "the
geese are flying low today."
I happened to be on an elevator with an English gentleman who farted..
His explanation? *"Trouser cough."
:-)

or;
"Ooops, stepped on a barking spider."

We used to call it "a low flying elk". *I have no idea what that means. *:-)

Geese.

*"got a duck in yer' pocket"

or

"If the little stinker doesn't want to pay the rent he cansneak out
the back *but he doesn't have to slam the door!!"

Did you know that turds are tapered so that your ass won't slam shut?

Ode To The Fart
 

Lew Hodgett wrote:
To complement jo4hn's post.

Enjoy

Lew
========================================
A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.....

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!

Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?

Dilbert's cartoon today - Jul 8 - is kinda on point:
http://www.dilbert.com/fast

Ode To The Fart
 

HeyBub wrote:
Lew Hodgett wrote:
To complement jo4hn's post.

Enjoy

Lew
========================================
A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.....

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!

Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?

Dilbert's cartoon today - Jul 8 - is kinda on point:
http://www.dilbert.com/fast

That's the best euphemism for it I've heard yet.