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Leon wrote:
"Upscale" wrote in message ... wrote in message Hmmm.... sounds like a spew from a denizen of the lesser states... Possibly, the attitude of superiority from Texans? You just did it yourself by calling other states "lesser", maybe unconsciously, but still done nevertheless. Good observation but all but one state are smaller than Texas. LOL I heard that if Texans did not stop bragging about how big their state is that the Alaskans are going to cut their state into two pieces and make Texas the third largest state. ;-) Dan |
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jtpryan wrote:
OMG, take a joke. Although, I have to say, with the possible exception of Austin, the tone of the joke is dead on. And I've been there a lot. Now, I grew up in NYC, so if I can't take a joke about my home turf I would be in big trouble. And NY is, as we all know, the center of the universe. Bumper sticker: "South Austin: We're all here because we're not all there" |
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Robatoy wrote:
I got into a cab in NYC and asked the driver for the time. He snarkily said: "You mean NOW??" I asked a taxi driver in D.C. why there were no gun stores. The conversation went as follows: Driver: "Where youz from?" Me: "Texas" Driver: "Youz got guns in Texas?" Me: "In general, or me personally?" Driver: "Youz personally!" Me: "Oh. I have just your basic starter-set." Driver: "Starter set? Whaz that?" Me: "Uh, short-barrel shotgun, carbine, pistol, and a throw-down. Just your basic household set. Three were wedding shower gifts." Driver: "...Wherez you want off!" |
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Morris Dovey wrote:
HeyBub wrote: snippage of Judean adaptations I think all of those were brought back from either Egypt or Babylon. :-) So, tell me, how do you have a hurricane in Babylon? |
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Morris Dovey wrote:
HeyBub wrote: snippage of Judean adaptations I think all of those were brought back from either Egypt or Babylon. :-) Alright, enough with the Jewish jokes already. Two Chinamen meet in a bar. One says to the other: "So, when's your boy's bar mitzvah..." |
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"Jimmy Mac" wrote in message ... On Mar 1, 10:02 am, "Leon" wrote: Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style." WOW Leon - you sure nuff know how to start a political war on the wreck! LOL! Didn't we talk about this when I lived in Texas? MORE LOL! And to think I missed the wreck that much. Just forgot some of the fun that goes on here. I'd seen this before and thinks it's as funny as ever. Having lived in Texas for 21+ years, it gives me the right to laugh. For those of you who don't thanks for the extra chuckle. Come on guys - it's a joke. Is it politically correct? Probably not . . . but then again take a look at Washington and let me know everything there is "politically correct" as well. Right on Leon - Paul Harvey passed away . . . keep the tongue-in-chee Politically correct, Hell no! unless you live in Texas. ;~) So uh, are there any piney trees out there in the desert? Are you doing any wood working these days? |
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"Leon" wrote:
The border guard must have been in his early 20's and was very wise, ;~) to us Texans, especially the ones driving pick up trucks. When we went through the border crossing my wife and her aunt just scooted on through. My ten year son and I were stopped and "questioned". LOL What is your business in Canada? How long are you staying? Do you know what the Canada's policy is, concerning guns being brought in across the border? I had a similar experience crossing into Canada last year in a car with Texas plates. It has to be part of their training. The question I found most odd was "Do you have guns at home?". If I did, they were at home, 1800 miles away. Not likely to be a danger to peace loving Canadians. Three months later, I crossed into Canada in a rental car with Washington State plates. Not a single discussion of guns. -- Doug |
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"Douglas Johnson" wrote in message ... "Leon" wrote: What is your business in Canada? How long are you staying? Do you know what the Canada's policy is, concerning guns being brought in across the border? I had a similar experience crossing into Canada last year in a car with Texas plates. It has to be part of their training. The question I found most odd was "Do you have guns at home?". If I did, they were at home, 1800 miles away. Not likely to be a danger to peace loving Canadians. Three months later, I crossed into Canada in a rental car with Washington State plates. Not a single discussion of guns. -- Doug A little profiling there. I didn't think the utopians believed in profiling. :-) |
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On Mar 2, 5:37*pm, "HeyBub" wrote:
Bumper sticker: "South Austin: We're all here because we're not all there" Oh man... I like that one!! Robert |
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Douglas Johnson wrote:
"Leon" wrote: The border guard must have been in his early 20's and was very wise, ;~) to us Texans, especially the ones driving pick up trucks. When we went through the border crossing my wife and her aunt just scooted on through. My ten year son and I were stopped and "questioned". LOL What is your business in Canada? How long are you staying? Do you know what the Canada's policy is, concerning guns being brought in across the border? I had a similar experience crossing into Canada last year in a car with Texas plates. It has to be part of their training. The question I found most odd was "Do you have guns at home?". If I did, they were at home, 1800 miles away. Not likely to be a danger to peace loving Canadians. Three months later, I crossed into Canada in a rental car with Washington State plates. Not a single discussion of guns. I've found that when asked by Canadian border authorities if I brought any guns from Texas with me, that simply saying: "No, I mailed them ahead to my hotel" is good for a chuckle or two. |
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On Mar 2, 6:45*pm, "HeyBub" wrote:
Morris Dovey wrote: HeyBub wrote: snippage of Judean adaptations I think all of those were brought back from either Egypt or Babylon. :-) Alright, enough with the Jewish jokes already. Two Chinamen meet in a bar. One says to the other: "So, when's your boy's bar mitzvah..." A Jewish grandmother, finally, after pleading, gets to take her grandson to the beach. Little Sammy suddenly gets swept out to sea by a rogue wave. The grandmother, in fear of her daughter's wrath starts promising God all kinds of things... like giving all her money to charity..anything as long as God brings back little Sammy. The next big wave drops little Sammy off, right beside her. She looks at Sammy, then up to the heavens and says: "Hey! He had a hat!?" |
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Leon wrote:
Politically correct, Hell no! unless you live in Texas. ;~) So uh, are there any piney trees out there in the desert? Are you doing any wood working these days? Uh, Texas does have deserts. And mountains. And grasslands. and, believe it or not, trees. Texas has five national forests* in the "Piney Woods" area of east Texas comprising about 635,000 acres of pine trees. These National Forests cover an area a little less than 1,000 square miles, but there's plenty of pine trees outside these forests - evidently there's a waiting list to get in. Here's a list of several hundred trees native to Texas, from Acacia to Yucca (strange, I didn't know Yucca was a tree, but this list was put together by drunk Aggies, so use circumspection...). http://aggie-horticulture.tamu.edu/o...ndexcommon.htm ------ * Angelina, Caddo, Davy Crockett (PBUH), Sabine, Sam Houston (PBUH). |
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Hey! Even as just a visitor to the fair town of Kyle, I was afforded
a "tab" at the Kyle Hardware Store, a seat at the old kitchen table in the back, free coffee if I had my own cup, and got to know a half dozen local characters sitting around that table in the back - one an old flamboyant gay gentleman, another a crusty weather worn rancher, an about to retire lineman for the electric company who shoots some of his buddies up on a pole - with a pellet gun - just for fun (he only give the rifle a pump or two), a semi-retired elderly gambler, and Bubba, the son of the couple who own the place, who invited me to go Muddin' with him sometime before my visit ended. When a furniture maker friend suggested I stop in at a local turning club meeting - held in a VFW room - I was made to feel at home the minute I walked in the door. And it's easy to strike up a conversation with Texans, unlike city dwelling New Yorkers. And they don't hold it against you if you don't drive a pickup - with or without a gun rack. And smoking isn't a Scurge On The Town, nor is tilting back a couple, even in public, assuming it isn't snowing or hailing. And folks don't bitch and moan when the thermometer breaks the 85 degree, or 30 degree barrier. I'm not thrilled about the idea that they have a Death Sentence Express Lane - but that's just my view. So, hats off to Texans. I won't hold Dubya against them either - since he's actually a New England Blue Blood, despite his Aw Shucks, **** Kicker fascade, Tejano disguise. |
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HeyBub wrote:
Robatoy wrote: On Mar 2, 9:45 am, Morris Dovey wrote: Dave in Houston wrote: We tell Aggie jokes [sorry, Swing] but many of those are just retooled Polish jokes. Heh - it's been a while, but at the last really good Polish bash I went to (pre-glasnost/peristroika, in Chicago) the Poles were telling Russian jokes, and they pretty much sounded like the Italian and Irish jokes I'd heard in New York. I kinda had to wonder if they didn't start out as Greek, Persian, or Egyptian jokes... Indeed, as there are no Jewish jokes. Wanna bet? Very many comedians are Jewish. Here's 193 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Jewish_comedians They left out Sammy Davis, Jr. -- Gerald Ross Cochran, GA Ambiguity is the first refuge of the wrong. |
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Robatoy wrote:
I don't think Texas has an edge on assholes, it's just that the world has been looking at the biggest one for about 8 years. He has done for the Texas image what he has done for anything else he touched. Ruined it. So Texas has some recovering to do; some damage control. Any that think Texas sucks (or not) based on the fact that 57 states voted and he was elected has to be competing for the worlds biggest assholes degree! -- Jack Using FREE News Server: http://Motzarella.org http://jbstein.com |
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On Mar 3, 7:40*am, Jack Stein wrote:
Robatoy wrote: I don't think Texas has an edge on assholes, it's just that the world has been looking at the biggest one for about 8 years. He has done for the Texas image what he has done for anything else he touched. Ruined it. So Texas has some recovering to do; some damage control. Any that think Texas sucks (or not) based on the fact that 57 states voted and he was elected has to be competing for the worlds biggest assholes degree! -- Jack Using FREE News Server:http://Motzarella.orghttp://jbstein.com Therein lies the problem. Fraud. Not votes. I mean, 57 states? You're just being contrary, aintcha Jack? |
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On Mar 2, 4:40*pm, "Leon" wrote:
"Jimmy Mac" wrote in message ... On Mar 1, 10:02 am, "Leon" wrote: Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style." WOW Leon - you sure nuff know how to start a political war on the wreck! * LOL! *Didn't we talk about this when I lived in Texas? * MORE LOL! *And to think I missed the wreck that much. * Just forgot some of the fun that goes on here. *I'd seen this before and thinks it's as funny as ever. *Having lived in Texas for 21+ years, it gives me the right to laugh. *For those of you who don't thanks for the extra chuckle. *Come on guys - it's a joke. *Is it politically correct? Probably not . . . but then again take a look at Washington and let me know everything there is "politically correct" as well. *Right on Leon - Paul Harvey passed away . . . keep the tongue-in-chee Politically correct, Hell no! unless you live in Texas. *;~) So uh, are there any piney trees out there in the desert? *Are you doing any wood working these days? Piney wood trees are out here on the sides of the mountains. Las Vegas is in the middle of a soup bowl of mountains. The north side goes up to Mt. Charleston (11,000' elev) and a beautiful place. Woodworking? Me? Yeah - can't get it out of my blood - you know that Leon. LOL! I built my entire back yard furnture setting: 2 adirondack chairs, two tables, long bench (more like a couch) octagonal dining table (looks like a poker table without the felt) and another smaller bench for out in the garden area. Oh yeah - a complete outside kitchen (grill, fridge, countertops) and an outdoor storage shed that looks more like a mini-condo. The strange part of all this is that the furniture is all from redwood - no piney wood in sight! This will probably shock most of the older wreckers! LOL! Since it rarely rains out here in the desert, you can start a project and leave it out for a few days and come back with no problem of moisture, dew, or anything else. Amazing! Good to see you're still here kicking it Leon! Jimmy Mac (aka Jums, Jummy, Minwax Max) |
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"HeyBub" wrote in message ... Leon wrote: Politically correct, Hell no! unless you live in Texas. ;~) So uh, are there any piney trees out there in the desert? Are you doing any wood working these days? Uh, Texas does have deserts. And mountains. And grasslands. and, believe it or not, trees. Texas has five national forests* in the "Piney Woods" area of east Texas comprising about 635,000 acres of pine trees. These National Forests cover an area a little less than 1,000 square miles, but there's plenty of pine trees outside these forests - evidently there's a waiting list to get in. Here's a list of several hundred trees native to Texas, from Acacia to Yucca (strange, I didn't know Yucca was a tree, but this list was put together by drunk Aggies, so use circumspection...). http://aggie-horticulture.tamu.edu/o...ndexcommon.htm Ywah, I know all that, I've lived here almost 55 years. The desert I was referring to is the one Las Vegas is in. |
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Gerald Ross wrote:
Indeed, as there are no Jewish jokes. Wanna bet? Very many comedians are Jewish. Here's 193 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Jewish_comedians They left out Sammy Davis, Jr. I don't think he was famous for being a comedian - looks had more to do with it. Same as Dinah Shore, Elizabeth Taylor, or Marilyn Monroe. |
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Robatoy wrote:
On Mar 3, 7:40 am, Jack Stein wrote: Robatoy wrote: I don't think Texas has an edge on assholes, it's just that the world has been looking at the biggest one for about 8 years. He has done for the Texas image what he has done for anything else he touched. Ruined it. So Texas has some recovering to do; some damage control. Any that think Texas sucks (or not) based on the fact that 57 states voted and he was elected has to be competing for the worlds biggest assholes degree! -- Jack Using FREE News Server:http://Motzarella.orghttp://jbstein.com Therein lies the problem. Fraud. Not votes. I mean, 57 states? You're just being contrary, aintcha Jack? Fifty-seven entities voted in the Democratic Party selection process. There were the fifty states, of course, plus: District of Columbia Guam Puerto Rico American Samoa American Virgin Islands Patagonia and, uh, Either the Hebrides Islands or Uruguay, I forget. |
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"HeyBub" wrote in message m... Robatoy wrote: On Mar 3, 7:40 am, Jack Stein wrote: Robatoy wrote: I don't think Texas has an edge on assholes, it's just that the world has been looking at the biggest one for about 8 years. He has done for the Texas image what he has done for anything else he touched. Ruined it. So Texas has some recovering to do; some damage control. Any that think Texas sucks (or not) based on the fact that 57 states voted and he was elected has to be competing for the worlds biggest assholes degree! -- Jack Using FREE News Server:http://Motzarella.orghttp://jbstein.com Therein lies the problem. Fraud. Not votes. I mean, 57 states? You're just being contrary, aintcha Jack? Fifty-seven entities voted in the Democratic Party selection process. There were the fifty states, of course, plus: District of Columbia Guam Puerto Rico American Samoa American Virgin Islands Patagonia and, uh, Either the Hebrides Islands or Uruguay, I forget. Michigan's and Florida's votes didn't count; only 48 states. Dave in Houston |
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On Mar 3, 11:24*am, "HeyBub" wrote:
Robatoy wrote: On Mar 3, 7:40 am, Jack Stein wrote: Robatoy wrote: I don't think Texas has an edge on assholes, it's just that the world has been looking at the biggest one for about 8 years. He has done for the Texas image what he has done for anything else he touched. Ruined it. So Texas has some recovering to do; some damage control. Any that think Texas sucks (or not) based on the fact that 57 states voted and he was elected has to be competing for the worlds biggest assholes degree! -- Jack Using FREE News Server:http://Motzarella.orghttp://jbstein.com Therein lies the problem. Fraud. Not votes. I mean, 57 states? You're just being contrary, aintcha Jack? Fifty-seven entities voted in the Democratic Party selection process. There were the fifty states, of course, plus: District of Columbia Guam Puerto Rico American Samoa American Virgin Islands Patagonia and, uh, Either the Hebrides Islands or Uruguay, I forget. What? No Iraq? |
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HeyBub wrote:
Gerald Ross wrote: Indeed, as there are no Jewish jokes. Wanna bet? Very many comedians are Jewish. Here's 193 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Jewish_comedians They left out Sammy Davis, Jr. I don't think he was famous for being a comedian - looks had more to do with it. Same as Dinah Shore, Elizabeth Taylor, or Marilyn Monroe. That and no little talents in the areas of singing, dancing, acting, welding, road grading, bonsai, down hill skiing, and the like. mahalo, jo4hn ps Full disclosu I may have made up some of that stuff. |
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jo4hn wrote:
HeyBub wrote: Gerald Ross wrote: Indeed, as there are no Jewish jokes. Wanna bet? Very many comedians are Jewish. Here's 193 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Jewish_comedians They left out Sammy Davis, Jr. I don't think he was famous for being a comedian - looks had more to do with it. Same as Dinah Shore, Elizabeth Taylor, or Marilyn Monroe. That and no little talents in the areas of singing, dancing, acting, welding, road grading, bonsai, down hill skiing, and the like. mahalo, jo4hn ps Full disclosu I may have made up some of that stuff. No problem. I discovered long ago that it's easier to just make stuff up. Except that I know Dinah Shore, Liz Taylor and Marily Monroe were Jewish. I'm not sure, admittedly, about Barak Obama. |
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Robatoy wrote:
On Mar 3, 11:24 am, "HeyBub" wrote: Robatoy wrote: On Mar 3, 7:40 am, Jack Stein wrote: Robatoy wrote: I don't think Texas has an edge on assholes, it's just that the world has been looking at the biggest one for about 8 years. He has done for the Texas image what he has done for anything else he touched. Ruined it. So Texas has some recovering to do; some damage control. Any that think Texas sucks (or not) based on the fact that 57 states voted and he was elected has to be competing for the worlds biggest assholes degree! -- Jack Using FREE News Server:http://Motzarella.orghttp://jbstein.com Therein lies the problem. Fraud. Not votes. I mean, 57 states? You're just being contrary, aintcha Jack? Fifty-seven entities voted in the Democratic Party selection process. There were the fifty states, of course, plus: District of Columbia Guam Puerto Rico American Samoa American Virgin Islands Patagonia and, uh, Either the Hebrides Islands or Uruguay, I forget. What? No Iraq? No. The Democrats have an aversion to Iraq. Heck, they no longer even mention it. |
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