While pouring the much needed remains of the pot of coffee, I glanced up at
the microwave to see what time it was. "NOW," it proclaimed. Thanks a bunch.
"COOLING", it went on to say. Over and over. I was still giggling to myself
about this new fangled technology when it sunk in that "NOW COOLING" meant
I'll have blueberry muffins shortly. Should've taken the time to brew a
second pot of coffee. One isn't doing the job today.

"MikeWhy" wrote in message
...
While pouring the much needed remains of the pot of coffee, I glanced up
at the microwave to see what time it was. "NOW," it proclaimed. Thanks a
bunch. "COOLING", it went on to say. Over and over. I was still giggling
to myself about this new fangled technology when it sunk in that "NOW
COOLING" meant I'll have blueberry muffins shortly. Should've taken the
time to brew a second pot of coffee. One isn't doing the job today.



Our microwave says " Enjoy Your Meal" after I reheat a cup of coffee. ;~)

While pouring the much needed remains of the pot of coffee, I glanced up
at the microwave to see what time it was. "NOW," it proclaimed. Thanks a
bunch. "COOLING", it went on to say. Over and over. I was still giggling
to myself about this new fangled technology when it sunk in that "NOW
COOLING" meant I'll have blueberry muffins shortly. Should've taken the
time to brew a second pot of coffee. One isn't doing the job today.



Our microwave says " Enjoy Your Meal" after I reheat a cup of coffee. ;~)


Ours did that, too. Until I threw it out in the driveway and crushed it
under the truck.

I don't need some machine telling me what to do.


:-)


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-MIKE-

"Playing is not something I do at night, it's my function in life"
--Elvin Jones (1927-2004)
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http://mikedrums.com

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On Jan 5, 2:33*pm, "Leon" wrote:
"MikeWhy" wrote in message

...

While pouring the much needed remains of the pot of coffee, I glanced up
at the microwave to see what time it was. "NOW," it proclaimed. Thanks a
bunch. "COOLING", it went on to say. Over and over. I was still giggling
to myself about this new fangled technology when it sunk in that "NOW
COOLING" meant I'll have blueberry muffins shortly. Should've taken the
time to brew a second pot of coffee. One isn't doing the job today.

Our microwave says " Enjoy Your Meal" * after I reheat a cup of coffee. *;~)

Well, that does happen to be my breakfast most of the time, so it does
qualify as a meal.

R

On Jan 5, 3:06*pm, RicodJour wrote:
On Jan 5, 2:33*pm, "Leon" wrote:

"MikeWhy" wrote in message

. ..

While pouring the much needed remains of the pot of coffee, I glanced up
at the microwave to see what time it was. "NOW," it proclaimed. Thanks a
bunch. "COOLING", it went on to say. Over and over. I was still giggling
to myself about this new fangled technology when it sunk in that "NOW
COOLING" meant I'll have blueberry muffins shortly. Should've taken the
time to brew a second pot of coffee. One isn't doing the job today.

Our microwave says " Enjoy Your Meal" * after I reheat a cup of coffee. *;~)

Well, that does happen to be my breakfast most of the time, so it does
qualify as a meal. *

R

I had a client come in and have me make a sign for his bar:

"Beer, it is not just for breakfast anymore."

On Jan 5, 2:06*pm, RicodJour wrote:


Well, that does happen to be my breakfast most of the time, so it does
qualify as a meal. *


Right there with you, buddy. I can only eat breakfast after about
10:00 am.

Robert

On Jan 5, 3:27*pm, "
wrote:
On Jan 5, 2:06*pm, RicodJour wrote:



Well, that does happen to be my breakfast most of the time, so it does
qualify as a meal. *

Right there with you, buddy. *I can only eat breakfast after about
10:00 am.

Robert

Angela likes to make me a solid meal on the weekends. During the week,
well, we're all too damn busy to eat a proper breakfast, green tea and
a banana and I'm good till mmm about 11-ish then it is next door to
John's and I eat.
BUT... on Saturdays?? "Here, hon, have this moose-ka-bab!. "It is
lean!" " Oh?? You don't like those pork-chops hanging off the end of
it??" "Let me crack you a couple of oh-s0-yummy Grolsch lagers" before
I feed you this bacon soup......"


..
..
..
..
....then I wake up and eat green stuff.

"Leon" wrote in message
...

"MikeWhy" wrote in message
...
While pouring the much needed remains of the pot of coffee, I glanced up
at the microwave to see what time it was. "NOW," it proclaimed. Thanks a
bunch. "COOLING", it went on to say. Over and over. I was still giggling
to myself about this new fangled technology when it sunk in that "NOW
COOLING" meant I'll have blueberry muffins shortly. Should've taken the
time to brew a second pot of coffee. One isn't doing the job today.



Our microwave says " Enjoy Your Meal" after I reheat a cup of coffee.
;~)

My wife doesn't even say that.

On Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:33:27 -0600, Leon wrote:

"MikeWhy" wrote in message
...
While pouring the much needed remains of the pot of coffee, I glanced
up at the microwave to see what time it was. "NOW," it proclaimed.
Thanks a bunch. "COOLING", it went on to say. Over and over. I was
still giggling to myself about this new fangled technology when it sunk
in that "NOW COOLING" meant I'll have blueberry muffins shortly.
Should've taken the time to brew a second pot of coffee. One isn't
doing the job today.



Our microwave says " Enjoy Your Meal" after I reheat a cup of coffee.
;~)

I chuckle about our PT cruiser display. I says "door ajar" when I open
the door and "doors ajar" when my wife does also. A car that cares about
the difference between singular and plural!



--
It's turtles, all the way down

"Larry Blanchard" wrote in message
om...
On Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:33:27 -0600, Leon wrote:


I chuckle about our PT cruiser display. I says "door ajar" when I open
the door and "doors ajar" when my wife does also. A car that cares about
the difference between singular and plural!


Out vehicles say that also however I don't think the door is actually "a
jar."

"Leon" wrote in message ...

"Larry Blanchard" wrote in message
om...
On Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:33:27 -0600, Leon wrote:


I chuckle about our PT cruiser display. I says "door ajar" when I open
the door and "doors ajar" when my wife does also. A car that cares about
the difference between singular and plural!


Out vehicles say that also however I don't think the door is actually "a
jar."



Ectually, the only time a door is not a door is when it is "a jar". G

P D Q

On Jan 5, 12:38 pm, "MikeWhy" wrote:
While pouring the much needed remains of the pot of coffee, I glanced up at
the microwave to see what time it was. "NOW," it proclaimed. Thanks a bunch.
"COOLING", it went on to say. Over and over. I was still giggling to myself
about this new fangled technology when it sunk in that "NOW COOLING" meant
I'll have blueberry muffins shortly. Should've taken the time to brew a
second pot of coffee. One isn't doing the job today.

Our dishwasher switches from counting down the time remaining to
flashing "HO" for a while in the middle of the cycle. I can't figure
out if it thinks it's Santa or doesn't like SWMBO.